this was actually a drabble i put in randomly back when i didn't cut out the costa del sol chapter. don't particularly miss that shitty chapter, but i just can't bring myself to delete this drabble! cloud and reno are such morons when it comes to love. they're hired mercenaries, what do you expect?

enjoy.

"Yo, uhh, Cloud, do you like girls?"

"…"

"Well, do you?"

"…What kind of question is that?"

"Er, you know, I'm just wondering because—You know what, just shut up and answer the question, yo!"

"Uhh…"

"Oh my God. Is that an 'I'm unsure of my sexual orientation'?"

"SHUT UP, RENO."

"Ha! You're kidding, right?"

"Well, do you like girls? I saw you reject those bikini clad ladies back at Costa Del Sol."

"That was—I was just—"

"Can't even answer your own question…"

"Hey, I do have an answer for that, yo!"

"…And?"

"I, uhh… I like someone else, okay? There! That's a completely practical answer."

"What the? Who?"

"Someone... with blonde hair."

"Elena?"

"Shit, no!"

"Well, who else do you know with blonde hair?"

"…"

"…"

"What the hell… you're an fucking idiot, yo."

"What?"


what'd i tell ya?

super stupid.

hoped you guys liked this once in a lifetime - not really - deleted scene. if you did, review. if you didn't, review anyway.

just do it. (i endorse nike.)