Song fic. First time I've done this, but I don't really have any other ideas for a one-shot at the moment, so here it goes! And this isn't the best writing to my ability.

Song: Vacation-Simple Plan


I know a girl whos obsessed with a guy

"Stanny!" Wendy called out to Stan.

"What?" Stan asked, sounding annoyed.

Wendy had been getting quite obsessive lately. Stan would always turn around to see her standing there.

"Wana hang out today?"

"We hung out yesturday! And that was only so you would leave me alone!" Stan said a little too loudly.

"You'll realise you love me. I know it."


she talks for hours and still tomorrow
she'll call again and when he thinks that this could be the end,
she calls again

"So, Stan, what are you doing?" Wendy asked Stan over the phone.

"Nothing," he replied flately.

"Cool, I'm just painting my nails. Guess what color? Purple! I love purple. Don't you just love purple? I love you even more, though. You know that, right? Man, we're perfect for each other. I love you!"

"Ugh," Stan sighed. "Wendy, I have to go. Bye," Stan said.

"Bye sweetie! Love you!" Wendy cheered, only to be hung up on by Stan.

3 hours later

"Hey sweetie. Thought you might miss me," Wendy flirted into the phone.

Before she could say anymore, Stan slamed the phone down onto the receiver, walking away, annoyed.


at six in the morning she waits at the door
he tells her to leave but still tomorrow she'll be there again
she wont let go

"Stan! Time to wake up, sleepy head! It's me!" Wendy said in a cheery tone while knocking on Stan's door.

"Go away," Stan says, rubbing at his eyes. "I'm still asleep."


cant you just go somewhere on vacation?
i could book your flight
and pack your bags
if you want
a one way ticket out of my life
watching you fly away
i never liked you

"Dude, she's so annoying!" Stan said to his best friend, Kyle Broflovski.

"Then tell her that," the red headed boy said. He also hated the black haired stalker.

"I don't want to be mean!"


she dosent care if he trys to ignore
he runs away but still she follows
shell try again
she likes to think shell get him in the end
yeah

Stan hurried down the hallway trying to make it to his class before Wendy could catch up with him. She was swiftly approching him, just wanting to tell him how much she loved him.

"I love you! Come back," she called, making everyone else in the hallway snicker.

"Get away from me!"

"You love me! You always have, and always will!"


cant you just go somewhere on vacation?
i could book your flight
and pack your bags
if you want
a one way ticket out of my life
watching you fly away
i never liked you
i never wanted you
i never liked you
i never wanted you, whoa

cant you just go somewhere on vacation?
i could book your flight
and pack your bags
if you want
a one way ticket out of my life
watching you fly away
i never liked you
i never wanted you
i never liked you
im not in love with you