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Despising the dreams

Ed exited the train only to find the tallest and most bulky man there ever were.

"Major, good to see you."

He found himself involuntarily scooped up for the biggest hug he had ever received.

"Oh Edward it has been so long I am sure you have missed gazing upon my manliness!"

He put down Ed then ripped his shirt completely off. Ed smiled at the man finding his problem from earlier had been fixed, he just wasn't into big bulky guys.

"Let's go and see that stupid General so I can get my hotel room and go back to sleep."

Armstrong stopped and looked at him "I'm sorry Edward, but I have strict orders to take you to General Mustang's home."

"I'm fine with getting a hotel."

Armstrong gave him a gaze that would rival his sister's so he just decided to have it out with Mustang when he got home from work.

When they arrived at the home he looked it was the same home Mustang had been in since he moved to Central but it looked a little more unkempt from the last time he had seen it. They entered the home taking their shoes off at the door.

"He said to leave this with you." He handed Ed the key he had opened the door with. "I will show you to your room."

Ed did as he was told and followed the giant man around the house till he was showed to the bedroom. He immediately walked over to the bed and plopped on it "Lock the door on your way out, I'm taking a nap."

"Ed he has one rule, you must not move anything in the house around."

"Okay whatever" he tossed his jacket toward the giant man it didn't make it to the man it landed halfway and lay in a pile on the floor.

He heard the front door close. He decided to strip down to his boxers and get under the covers. The covers smelled of laundry soap and another smell that was distinctly Roy. He thought back to the dream that he had earlier that day. The sight of the General of his dream stroking himself had gotten him hard once again.

'Damn this time it won't go away as easy as it did earlier.' He lay on his back and looked down realizing he had worn the one pair of boxers that were missing the fly button. He was standing fully erect and in full view. He got up and fetched his lube from his coat pocket. He sat on the bed once again. Squirting some of the lube onto his hand he rubbed it between his fingers warming it before placing his hand on himself.

He moved gently back and forth rubbing the head every few strokes He imagined the General stretching himself in front of him the tight ring squeezing the fingers sucking them in. He also remembered the flushed face of his the moment before he was about to climax those lips swollen and pink. Those lips would have looked excellent around his hardness oh the sight was way too much Ed reached his climax much sooner than he had thought he was going to. He refused to call out any name but his climax was still just as great. He came with force all over the bedroom floor.

He sat there and looked at his seed all over the floor. 'Damn I have to clean it up before he comes home he will kill me if he sees it.' After clean up he hopped onto the fluffy mattress went to sleep hoping for more pleasant dreams.