Alright. I know you're technically not supposed to take up an entire chapter for an Author's Note, but this will also be an index for the chapters that have already been written, may give a sneak peek at the next chapter, and is also going to be my shameless plug time for my other stories. So, it's not really just an Author's Note.

First off, Polly The Lemon- It is not only a birth disorder, autism can also be caused by extreme childhood trauma. I may not be a shrink, but I'm pretty sure seeing your mother get burned alive into a rotted corpse and your brother lose two of his limbs to the same incident would be traumatic enough, would it not?

Ultamiteyaoifangirl (Chapter 4) - Yes, yes he is. I've always liked the RoyxEd fandom, but only recently did I actually have a decent idea to write one.

Takumo Tasuro- D'aww, thanks! *hands cookie* I'm glad you like it. Much sweat, tears, and blood went into this one (and no, I'm not kidding about the blood bit). As with my other fanfics, Behind Blank Eyes, The Fading Light Inside, and I'm Not Weak. Also, I am planning on doing a Harry Potter fanfiction. It's another 'read-the-books' one, yes… But it has a twist (which you shall see once it's up. And no, James and Lily Potter will NOT be coming from the past. The only one who WILL be coming from the past is Sirius, five seconds before he died.) Also, this will be SLASH. And there shall be lots of Dumbledore, Ron, Ginny, Dursley, and some Molly bashing.

Amelia L. jones (Chapter 4) – Yeah, I always thought they'd be great friends if it weren't for the whole homunculi thing too. Yeah, I figured I should explain why Ed was so… well, uke-ish, and the best way to do that was a flashback. And yes. Hughes is awesome. I kind of hate the owner a little for killing him…

Chapter One: Whiplash

Chapter Two: I Hate My Life

Chapter Three: You've Been Jinxed, Bitch!

Chapter Four: If You Were Gay and Farther Away

And…

(COMING SOON)- Chapter Five: Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy, and Haunted

Here's that little preview I promised.

" Ed? What happened? Are you… crying? What's wrong?"

" …Roy, I have to… I have to tell you something."