Yay! It's Christmas! And for your pleasure (and as a little Christmas present) I have decided to give you... A collection of pointless oneshots that could fit in this story but are really kind of stupid so I didn't want to put them in there! And at the very end, we have a Christmas Special Feature!
"Awwww..." the women and Ed cooed over the photo. Ed was at Roy's house right now, having tea with his parents. In the middle of the event, Roy's mother had busted out the old, embarrasing baby photos. Fortunately for Roy, the boy had been called to do some paperwork in the auto shop, so he wasn't present for this would-be humiliating moment. The photo itself was of Roy in his crib... Sucking on one thumb, holding a horse plushie in a death grip with his other arm.
Ed was almost mad at Roy for not showing him this earlier, but... He digressed. He wouldn't want Roy to see a photo of him like this either.
Turns out, Roy wasn't going for paperwork, he had been invited over to Winry's house to go look at baby pictures over out, Ed had a stuffed mouse when he was a child. And the universe returned to being balanced.
Ed grinned. Awesome. He was currently making beef stew from scratch. He chopped the carrots and celery, and then dumped them in the beef gravy-stock along with some canned peas and potatoes peeled and cut into bite-sized peices. While that was coming to a simmer, he got some peices of steak and tossed them in a skillet. Once they were cooked all the way through, he put them in the stew as well. He stirred the mixture a few times,and decided that they should have something to go along with that.. Aha! Ed quickly scrubbed out the skillet, washed some potatoes, cut them into thicker julienne strips, and put them in some hot oil that he had on the pan without peeling them. Once they were golden-brown and crispy, he dumped them out onto a plate covered in paper towels. Then he rushed over to the sink to put some cold water on the burning-hot pan.
He flinched slightly at the loud sizzling noise it made, but waited until the steam stopped before turning the water off. "AL! DINNER!" Ed seemed to be very proud of himself when Al came down with his mouth watering at the great smell. They got through most of the dinner in peace until Al decided to ask a question. "Brother, if you hate milk so much, why do you like stew made from scratch? That has milk in it."
"... Shut up."
Al giggled quietly and resumed eating his fries.
AND NOW, THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
"I'm not coming out."
"But Ed, I'm sure you look so cut-" "NO. GO AWAY."
Roy seemed thoroughly cowed, but Envy growled under his breath and rolled his eyes, storming towards the curtain. He stuck his arm in, grabbed Ed's wrist, and pulled him out from behind the safety of the black silk curtain. Roy's mouth dropped. Here was his previously-droolworthy boyfriend... Now looking absolutely edible in a red babydoll (women's lingerie) with white faux fur trim. He also had on red high heels to match. His hair was down, and the rosy blush on his cheeks clashed in just the right way with the rest of his outfit.
Ed was nervous. Roy hadn't said anything for a few minutes now, he was just taking in his clothing. Maybe he shouldn't have let Envy drag him to Victoria's Secret...
As soon as he slightly regretted coming there, Roy's dark, lusty eyes pinned him where he stood. Envy slipped into the background, telling the cashier to ring up that babydoll and heels. He brought her a different one with a tag on it, and told her it was the one on the blond over there. When she saw Ed's long hair, she mistook him for a girl, and when she saw how Roy was looking at him... Well... She turned a shade of pink to rival her dyed hair, and nodded quickly. He slipped her a twenty and told her to let the blond wear it out of the store. She quickly agreed. Envy borrowed her scissors, snipped the tag off without Ed or Roy noticing, and thanked the lady. Then he grabbed ahold of Roy's earlobe, pulled, twisted, and guided him back to the car.
Ed shivered once they got outside. It was Christmas. Normally Victoria's Secret would be closed today, but Ed had used his family connections to get the store to be open today with someone who didn't have any plans for the holiday being paid overtime to work less than an hour. But the cold snow hitting his flaming face felt good... It turned slightly less pure when they melted and started to slowly glide down the crevices of the blond's body... By the time they got to the car, Ed had little wet trails all over him and was breathing a little heavily and Roy... Well, he was lucky he could walk.
Envy drove like a madman to Roy's rented apartment... Because he didn't want to bear witness to what would be going on next. Well, he did... He just couldn't without it becoming painfully obvious that he was a complete pervert. Envy sighed. Oh well... Once he got home, he'd just read Junjou Romantica. Before any of them knew it, Ed and Roy had been practically thrown from the car which was now speeding down the highway as Envy somehow managed to resist looking back.
-*No lemons yet, sorry. If you want me to post this as a kind of oneshot thing, PM me or leave a reveiw saying so. I'd do it if you wanted me to. I could write it today- I just need at least one person to tell me that they would like me to write it. Thanks! *-
