Chapter 5: Jokes

Hello, hello… You all must be curious what will happen to Sakura now aren't you? Well, I have news, it might end up how you like it and maybe it won't so HA! I guess you will have to find out. You can just read this wasting you time and then read on further to see that this is just a tactic of mine, so you won't be able to read. I am trying to stall time here! No… I am joking, jkjk. This is my way of a joke. Thx for all your reviews. They are all helpful. I am still up for suggestions! Go away and review do all you want… kkk I know I told you in the chapter before that I might update 3 chapters this week… well, I couldn't. Sorry! First of all, I needed time to think of how I am going to write it and how Sakura's life is going to change. (Maybe it will, maybe not…) What are you still doing her read! (if you have already read the chapter and are reading this again well… then go review.) By the way, I haven't written in a long time because I was having a large writer's block. I couldn't write anything because nothing interesting came up in my mind! Sorry!

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Shock. I was in shock. It's not everyday that you are told that you are going to die. Especially now, when I just got to know him better… Is life that unfair?

SNICKER SNICKER

I stare at Sasuke. Why the hell is that bastard snickering when I just find out that I am about to die? Huh?

"What?"

"Well… it's the fact that you actually fell for that."

What… the… FUCK?! Did he just play a trick on me again?! Is he TRYING to make my life miserable?! I mean seriously! Why me? Oh kami-sama, what have I done so badly for this punishment. With that I take a pillow and throw it at him. With my bad aim I think I am going to miss, and… I do.

Damn it.

He smirks. Why do I have to amuse him even more? I hate him so much that I that I… okay. I don't know. He comes closer and closer. I try to move away from him by crawling at the other side of the bed and well… let's say that I was staring at him the whole time and that I wasn't really thinking of the edge of the bed...and I slipped. I fell and hit my head hard. Why do I always get hurt? Ow… He runs over to me and tried to help me up, but I quickly regained my posture before he could. Thankfully I didn't black out. Why do I always look like an idiot in front of him? Why not anyone else?! Sigh the dead is done.

SNICKER SNICKER

"What?"

I glare at him while I ask.

"You."

"What about me?"

"You are the clumsiest person I have ever met, not to mention stupid. Even when we were young you never seemed to walk across the flat surface without tripping…"

I was fuming with anger with this comment! I interrupt him by saying,

"Well you know what! I might not be as perfect as you, but at least I am not a jerk!"

He cleared his throat.

"I never finished what I said. I was about to say… That is what I like about you. Since we were young, you were always special that way."

BLUSH

I start blushing. Why? Stop! Stop blushing! Just stop! I jump into bed and put the blanket over my head. After a few seconds, someone (Sasuke) pulls the covers over my head and stares at me with a soft yet cold face.

"You know, you look prettier when you blush."

I blush even harder. Why does he have to be this way? I push him away and yell at him,

"You pervert! Get away from me!"

He then leaves the room. I lie back into bed and put the covers over me. Why do I feel this way whenever I'm with him? What is this feeling I get when I am next to him? I drift off into sleep.

The next morning…

I slowly open my eyes. As they flicker open I sit up and yawn. I stare in a daze and look around the room. Yes! It's empty! No Sasuke! I jump out of bed and start to leave to the bathroom that is attached to the room. I enter the shower and turn the hot water on. As the hot water pounds on my back, my tense muscles start to relax. I stand there for a while till I finally got myself to actually start washing.

After the shower…

I enter to see that the whole bathroom is foggy. As I start brushing my wet and tangled hair, I think of how I am going to live the rest of my life with Sasuke. I wrap my body with a towel and leave the bathroom. As I look around the bedroom I see Sasuke. He is right there in front of the bathroom door. I stare at him and he stares at me. There is an awkward silence until he says,

"Nice."

I twitch and reply by yelling,

"You pervert! What the hell are you doing in front of the bathroom door?!"

While I am yelling, the towel starts to slip. Before I know it the towel slips all the way! Shit! I quickly grab the towel and try to recover myself by grabbing the towel and wrapping it around me again. I start to blush and run into the bathroom. That is so embarrassing! Crap! I can't get out right now. He is not going to let me forget this. After some long thinking, I poke my head out of the bathroom. I slowly leave the bathroom and look in the closet for some clothes. Luckily I can find some good clothes so it can cover most of my body. I go back into the bathroom and change into my clothes. I check the clock to see what time it is, 12. Looks like it is lunchtime. I leave the room and look for the stairs to eat lunch.

10 minutes later…

Ah! It is no use! I have been wandering in this house for hours now. (A/N: Yes, it is a VERY big house. She is exaggerating.) I fall to the ground with all hope lost, until I hear,

"Typical Sakura."

Oh no! Don't let it be HIS voice! I turn around and see the one and only Sasuke.

"What do you want pervert?" I snap.

He looks irritated. Then he murmurs,

"There was nothing to see anyways…"

…under his breath. That jerk! I twitch. He then says,

"Well… I just thought that you were lost considering the fact that you were wandering around for the last ten minutes."

"Who said I was lost?"

"Then what were you doing banging the floor yelling?"

Busted.

"Well…"

Before I can say anything, he grabs my arm and pulls me through the maze of hallways. I am really angry right now at his smart-ass comment. Thinking of revenge… revenge… REVENGE! Aha! The perfect revenge plan… I snicker. He turns at me with a curious face.

"What are you so happy about?"

"Oh, nothing…Sasuke-KUN," I purr it in his ear.

I put emphasis on the –kun. He has an amused look on his face. The stairs are right behind him.

"You know I always knew deep inside that you were special to me as I sneakily lead him closer to the stairs, he looks even more amused. He is close enough! I push him down the stairs while yelling,

"Go to hell, you ungrateful bastard!"

I push him down… but… he is still holding my wrist. I fall with him. We land on the floor but my body is on top of him…

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Crap. What mess did I get into now?

That is it for the 5th chapter!

You people are thinking 'Yes!' While others are thinking 'That is stupid.'

Well… I got it done, so be happy!

Ja ne