Chapter Eight: No one turns down naked me

"Hey" Sam said snapping his fingers in front of Dean. "What's with you?"

"What?"

"Your in another world"

"Sorry, I didn't get much sleep last night. How's the hangover?" Sam shook his head.

"My head is pounding" he sighed as he poured himself another coffee. "You got anymore places to check out?" Dean looked at the map that was open in front of him.

"No" he said before returning to stare into the distance.

"I guess I'll do it" he grabbed the map.

"I'm gunna get some breakfast" Dean suddenly announced.

"We got a fridge full of food"

"I don't feel like anything in there"

"Ok, well I'll come with you. Some fresh air might help"

"No, I mean we need to find this thing. I'll bring some food back"

"I don't want anything"

"Yeah, sure. Something greasy"

"Dean I don't want anything"

"Mhmmm" Deans said as he grabbed his keys.

"Are you even listening to me?" Dean ignored him and left the house.


Dean sat in the Impala watching as Brooke sat on the sofa with Jamie watching TV. He took a deep breath and headed into the store. Brooke looked up to see Dean.

"Let me know if Adrian tells Lexi they harvested the wrong lung" she said quickly before getting up.

"You know he's going to" Jamie continued to stare up at the TV. Brooke walked over to Dean who was standing by a rack of clothes.

"Can I help you?" she asked as she stopped in front of him.

"I'm looking for a gift, for this girl I know"

"Well you've definitely come to the right place. What's this girl look like?"

"Dark hair, hazel eyes"

"If she didn't already own it I bet she'd like this one" she picked a dress from the rack and held it in front of herself.

"Yeah but she's a little bit taller then you, you have any other sizes?"

"Brooke it's Victoria" Milly called, the phone in her hand "She's setting a meeting for you with the furrier"

"One sec" she said to Dean, before walking over to the counter. As Dean watched her he felt a strange feeling almost as if he was being watched.

"Apparently furs are about to make an unprecedented come back" Milly said sarcastically as she handed the phone to Brooke.

"Jamie cover your ears" Jamie's hands shot up and Brooke spoke into the phone "Hi lets make this short and sweet. There is no situation in which I am going to kill furry woodland creatures to make coats out of them kay? Thanks" she hung up and walked back to Dean.

"Let me guess bar hag still calling the shots?"

"Aren't you supposed to be shopping for some fugly giantess?" she huffed

"I'm just saying why do you work with her if it makes you that crazy?" Dean knew why he would give anything to work with his dad again, but he didn't like seeing Brooke being brought down.

"Well first of all 'the bar hag' as you call her, is my mother and second of all she's my business partner and if it wasn't for her I wouldn't have a bizzilion dollar company, a magazine and all these lovely clothes you see here" she said defensively.

"My mom thought I'd make a good lawyer, but I'm not. You can say no"

"Judging from your car maybe you should have reconsidered"

"Hey, your that girl huh?" Brooke smiled. "It's disappointing" Dean went to leave, when he got to the door her turned around "What's under all the clothes Brooke Davis?" Brooke looked down at Jamie who had snuck in beside her. Her mouth open in shock.


Sam was still sitting at the island when Dean appeared. "Where's the breakfast?"

"I didn't get any?"

"What do you mean you didn't get any?"

"What's the big deal? you didn't want anything anyway"

"Where'd you go then?"

"For a drive"

"Take you anywhere near clothes over bro's?" Dean looked at his brother "She left a message for you" he flipped open Deans phone, which he had left at Brookes, and called voicemail.

"I'll have you know Dean Winchester there is plenty underneath my clothes. PLENTY" Dean snatched his phone off his brother.

"You make a habit of listening to my phone messages?"

"Yes" Sam said bluntly.

"I just stopped by" Dean threw himself into the couch.

"And talked about what's underneath her clothes?"

"It isn't how it sounds. And anyway it doesn't matter what we said. Nothings happened and nothings going to happen" As he said he knew he meant it. He didn't want to hurt Brooke and the Winchester brothers had an awful habit of leaving people who got attached and leaving a trail of dead bodies while they were at it.

"Look I know what Brookes like, she's a force of nature but you can't get involved Dean, for her sake"

"Damn it Sam I know" Dean erupted throwing the coffee table up in the air. Both of there eyes fixed on the small bag that was stuck on the bottom of a table. Dean bent down to pick it up.

"A hex bag" Sam breathed.


Brooke sat on the steps by the fountain with an ice cream in her hand. "That's the thing its not what he says, its the way he says it. He honestly acts as if he's above me. Which is ridiculous he's a… I don't even know what he is. Unemployed probably" she ranted.

"Are you gunna kill furry woodland creatures?" Jamie asked his face covered in chocolate ice cream.

"I am certainly not gunna kill furry woodland creatures"

"Promise?" he stuck out his pinky finger.

"Pinky swear" she curled her own finger around his and shook. "Now where was I? Oh, he should be so lucky, I am Brooke Davis"

"Brooke Penelope Davis"

"Exactly, besides what has he ever said to make me think he's worth my time?" she asked rhetorically.

"What's underneath all the cloths Brooke Davis" Jamie answered.

"How old are you again?" Jamie showed her four fingers "Alright on more scoop for the boy genius but don't tell your mum. Come on"


Dean slid into the Impala and looked in the rear view mirror to see Brooke looking back at him. "I assume your not car jacking me"

"You said you wanted to know what's underneath all the clothes." Dean turned to look in the back seat to see she was naked. He couldn't help smile, he shook his head and turned around. "You should be getting inside"

"What your turning down naked me? No one turns down naked me"

"It's for your own good"

"Own good my ass. And FYI I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person on earth. And I mean person, I'd even sleep with that fugly giantess before you" she snatched the dress up off the seat next to her and shrugged it on. "You're an idiot Dean Winchester"

"Yeah, I know" He mumbled as she slammed the car door shut. He looked down at the hex bag sitting in the seat next to him. Him and Sam had been researching it all day. Sam was meant to be finding out who it was meant for while Dean went to burn it. He watched as she let herself into the house, despite knowing Sam would keep an eye on her he couldn't help but worry.