I do not own Lord of the Rings. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.
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Haldir seemed frozen after the pat to his butt. Tiffani was just smiling down at him before looking around at some of the other shocked elves that were watching the scene. Haldir calmly stood up brushing the dirt off his clothes. He looked up at Tiffani and Lexi was getting ready to grab Tiffani and run for the hills.
"Sorry for running into you, but you look like everything is fine, very fine," Tiffani said to Haldir and gave him a twice over look before smirking. Haldir seemed surprised with her forwardness. Elleths did not act as she was acting.
"Oh look at the time, we have to go see the hobbits," Lexi said nervously before grabbing one of Tiffani's hands and running off.
"Bye," Tiffani yelled as she was being forced to run away by Lexi. Haldir shook his head slowly before glaring at all the other elves staring at him.
"Strange elleths," Haldir muttered before leaving to head to the training grounds.
"Are you crazy?" Lexi yelled at Tiffani when they were far enough away from Haldir.
"Define crazy," Tiffani said still smirking as she thought of how nice Haldir's bottom was.
"Lexi," Merry yelled as he and Pippin ran over to Lexi and Tiffani.
"Hello Tiffani," Pippin said happily and Tiffani squeaked before giving Pippin a hug.
"Hello Pippin and Merry," Tiffani and Lexi said at the same time. Lexi smiled at Merry instead of attacking him with a hug like Tiffani did to Pippin. Pippin seemed like he was enjoying the hug though.
"Food is ready if you two are hungry," Merry said as he started to lead the way to the food. Tiffani let go of Pippin as they headed to the banquet hall.
"Do you know what they fixed tonight?" Lexi asked curiously while ignoring Tiffani, who was having a funny face war with Pippin.
"No, but it's going to be great," Merry said as he and Pippin thought of filling their stomachs.
"Will there be alcohol?" Tiffani questioned and everyone looked at her.
"No, I cut you off remember," Lexi said as she pointed at Tiffani.
"But I like rum," Tiffani said with a pout as she kicked the ground.
"Five year olds do not get rum," Lexi said in a motherly tone.
"I'm not five years old," Tiffani said with a small glare.
"Well you are acting like you are," Lexi said, which caused Tiffani and Lexi to end up bickering the whole way to the doors of the banquet hall. Pippin and Merry were watching from behind munching on some food they had sneaked out of the kitchen earlier.
They were still arguing when the banquet hall doors were opened. Everyone in the room stared at the two of them and the smiling hobbits with slightly widened eyes. "This is too good," Merry whispered to Pippin, who nodded before taking another bite of his food.
Aragorn coughed into his hand and the Lexi and Tiffani stopped yelling at each other. They slowly turned their heads and saw the full banquet hall staring at them. Lexi blushed a little bit and Tiffani just shrugged.
"Smells good, sorry we're late," Tiffani said before taking a seat by Gimli.
Lexi took a seat between Sam and Merry. Everyone at the hall was still staring at the two girls and Tiffani sighed. "Didn't their mothers teach them that it is rude to stare," Tiffani whispered to Gimli, but loud enough for everyone to hear. Gimli chuckled as everyone looked away from Tiffani and Lexi.
Lady Galadriel smiled before the food arrived, which broke the awkward moment. Tiffani smirked at Lexi, who was no longer blushing. She was now in an interesting conversation with Sam and Merry. Tiffani looked around and frowned. Everyone was either silently enjoying the meal or already in a conversation.
"Who should I talk to?" Tiffani thought before spotting Haldir, who was a few seats away on the opposite side of the table. "Bingo was his name-o," Tiffani thought with a Cheshire cat smile on her face.
"What in the world is she planning now?" Lexi thought as she caught sight of Tiffani's grin, which never meant anything good.
"Haldir," Tiffani said softly in a polite manner. Haldir looked away from his conversation with one of his brothers and focused on Tiffani.
"Yes," Haldir said showing Tiffani that she had his attention.
"I was wondering if you could teach me how fight. I know these are hard times and I wish to be prepared if I ever have to fight," Tiffani said with a glimmer of hope in her eyes.
"Do you have any skill with a bow or sword?" Haldir asked slowly not really thinking that Tiffani was serious about wanting to learn. He could not imagine teaching her how to fight properly.
"I know the basics, but I'm a fast learner," Tiffani said trying not to let her smirk show on her face.
"If you are serious then I will be outside of your chambers when the sun rises," Haldir said with a small nod. His brothers were smirking at Haldir before smiling at Tiffani curiously.
Tiffani smiled and thanked Haldir before looking at Lexi, who had a look that said they would be talking later. Tiffani just winked before enjoying her meal.
After the meal, Lexi cornered Tiffani once they were back in their room. "If that was not you flirting big time then I do not know what is," Lexi said looking at Tiffani seriously.
"Well I just want him to help me learn how to use a sword well," Tiffani said with a shrug. Lexi just rolled her eyes.
"Oh I know exactly what you're talking about," Lexi said and Tiffani's jaw dropped.
"You're horrible," Tiffani said before laughing as she hugged Lexi. "But I like the way you think," Tiffani said before jumping on the bed.
"Oh, do not try to play the innocent act with me," Lexi said looking pointedly at Tiffani, who just gave her a look that a cat who ate the canary would give.
"Well no worries, I'll try to behave tomorrow morning, but I'm not making any promises," Tiffani said before crawling under the covers to sleep.
"Haldir, prepare yourself," Lexi thought sending a little prayer up for Haldir before she too went to sleep.
