I do not own Lord of the Rings. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.
Story start
"Well I'm bored," Tiffani said and Lexi just threw something at her. "Hey, that's not very nice," Tiffani said with a pout.
"It's a journey, not spring break vacation," Lexi said and Tiffani giggled.
"Oh the joys of spring break," Tiffani said and started to get lost in memories.
"Focus," Lexi said when the fellowship stopped after traveling to Parth Galen. "Great, where did they go?" Lexi asked when she realized that the group had become split up.
"No idea, but we should look for Frodo and Sam," Merry said and Lexi nodded. She led the horse to look around the area with Tiffani following behind after Pippin snapped her out of her memories.
"Boromir, what are you doing?" Tiffani screamed when she saw Boromir trying to take the ring from Frodo. "Stop that," Tiffani yelled as she jumped off her horse to run towards Boromir. Frodo took that moment to slip on the ring and he disappeared.
"Frodo wait," Lexi yelled, but she could hear Frodo running away while he was invisible.
"Orcs," Pippin yelled terrified at all of the orcs running towards them.
"Crap," Lexi yelled as she drew a sword out of nowhere. Tiffani was standing beside Boromir and Pippin jumped off her horse. "Tiffani, draw your weapon already," Lexi yelled and Tiffani drew her sword with a smirk.
"Bring it on," Tiffani yelled as everyone and the hobbits started to fight against the orcs. The horses ran away from the fighting before they could be hurt.
"Merry, Pippin," Lexi yelled when she saw the hobbits fighting and having some trouble. Tiffani and Lexi were unable to help since they were stuck fighting orcs as well. Squeakers was throwing pine cones at the orcs from a tree branch. Boromir saw the hobbits in trouble and ran over to help them.
"Where is Sam?" Lexi yelled but her and Tiffani both knew that Sam safely made it onto the boat with Frodo.
"Boromir," Tiffani screamed after Boromir was shot with an arrow. "Alright now I'm seriously ticked off," Tiffani yelled before giving a war cry and cutting off an orc's head.
"Merry, Pippin, get your hands off them," Lexi yelled when she spotted her two favorite hobbits being grabbed and taken away by orcs. "Move," Lexi screamed as she slashed one of the orcs fighting her across the chest.
"Scarlet will watch them. She was hiding in Pippin's shirt earlier so we can rest a little better knowing that she will protect them anyway she can," Tiffani said sadly as she ran over to Boromir.
"She's just a snake," Lexi said with a sigh as she slew the remaining orc before joining Tiffani by Boromir.
"A very clever and poisonous snake," Tiffani said with a frown at Boromir when Squeakers jumped onto her shoulder.
"You were attacked as well," Legolas said as he appeared with the others.
"I didn't want to hurt Frodo," Boromir said with pain in his voice.
Tiffani gave Boromir a soft smile and said, "We know and he knows that too. Frodo knows you would never have hurt him if it wasn't for that stupid ring. You were a good friend and brave warrior till the end," Tiffani said and Boromir smiled at her.
"You're still crazy," Boromir said before he spoke his dying words to Aragorn.
"I'm going to miss him," Tiffani said sadly and hugged Lexi. Lexi hugged her back before Lexi hugged Legolas. "I miss Haldir," Tiffani muttered to Lexi before hugging Gimli.
"We have to find Pippin and Merry. The orcs took them," Lexi said to the others after Boromir's funeral.
The others agreed and soon they set off on foot after the orcs and the two hobbits. They were a few days behind though as they traveled after the two hobbits. Tiffani and Lexi were not happy about all of the walking, but they were too worried about their favorite hobbits to stop.
Squeakers and Charlie tried to cheer the two of them up. Tiffani's stomach took that moment to growl. Legolas and Lexi who had been talking looked over at Tiffani. "What? I'm hungry. We haven't eaten anything in a while and if I don't eat then I will get dizzy and eventually pass out," Tiffani said with a frown as she placed a hand on her stomach.
"We really should stop then or at least get food, because she really will pass out," Lexi said to Legolas and loud enough for everyone else to hear. Aragorn looked like he did not want to stop, but Tiffani running over and hugging him forced him to stop. Seriously, she would not let him move.
"Fine, we'll stop to fix food," Aragorn said with a sigh and Tiffani cheered.
"Thanks Lexi," Tiffani said instead of thanking Aragorn.
"Welcome," Lexi said as she petted Charlie and sat down by Legolas.
"Man, I miss pizza so bad right now," Tiffani said after a few minutes of the food cooking.
"What is pizza?" Gimli asked and Tiffani's eyes sparkled.
"The most amazing food you will ever have," Tiffani said and started going into details of what pizza is.
"Tiffani, we can't make pizza here," Lexi said and Tiffani froze. All of the happiness in the air around Tiffani disappeared. Tiffani looked at Lexi with tears about to show.
"You forgot about that didn't you?" Lexi asked and Tiffani slowly nodded before dissolving into tears.
"Why is she crying now?" Aragorn asked and Tiffani threw her shoe at his head.
"Don't throw things at me. Act like a lady for once," Aragorn yelled and glared at Tiffani.
"You can kiss my," Tiffani started to say before Lexi covered her mouth. Tiffani snarled and glared at Aragorn with as much evilness as she could since Lexi was keeping her from cursing at the man.
After Lexi was able to calm down Tiffani, which involved Lexi threatening to tie Tiffani up with a rope and muzzle her, the fellowship was able to actually eat something. Tiffani was sitting with Squeakers and Charlie grumbling about food she would never get to eat again.
"Of course that would be something she would miss," Lexi whispered to herself.
"I think that the Orcs will be taking Merry and Pippin to Isengard," Legolas said and Lexi frowned.
"Poor guys, I hope they escape," Lexi said and blushed a bit when Legolas wrapped an arm around her shoulders and pulled her close to him.
"Tiffani, we are not going to sleep now. We need to keep traveling," Aragorn said as he walked over to a lying down Tiffani.
Tiffani opened one of her eyes and glared at Aragorn. "If you want to leave unharmed then back away," Tiffani said lowly.
"Get up," Aragorn said glaring back at Tiffani.
"That's it," Tiffani said before yelling and tackling Aragorn.
"Should we help?" Legolas asked looking at Lexi who was watching the show.
"No, this is the most entertainment I've had in a while," Gimli said as he sat by Lexi watching Tiffani and Aragorn fight.
