Tanya Tantrum.
Aww my Eddiepoo is coming for a visit I cant wait. Tanya thought as she ran around the house getting it in order. "everything needs to be perfect." she told herself. As he got there she opened the door to let him in "Edward welcome, what's the matter you look troubled?" she asked. He just shakes his head "can I stay here for a bit" he asked. yes she said in her head. Edward goes and sits on the couch and Tanya follows sitting much to close. He moves and she moves with him "Eddie please tell me what's wrong maybe I can help." He just shakes his head and try to get up but she sits on his lap. "Tanya for the last time please I don't like you like that you scare me." Edward said. "but Edward I love you we belong together." she said with a wine. Edward just backs away slowly saying "yeah well umm bye" then turned and ran though the glass door. Tanya ran to the door Yelling "why do you love me?" she ran to her room slamming her door breaking it in half. Moving to her Edward voodoo doll telling it he needs to love her. Then looking up at her wall staring at her life size painting of him why Edward why don't you love me im perfect for you I'm not a stupid human like that Bella. she then took out her Bella voodoo doll and started to put pins in it everywhere. After putting about ten pins in she screamed out loud. Kate just getting back from hunting a few polar bears hears Tanya and runs up to see what wrong she sees Carmen and Eleazar outside Tanya's room. When she gets to her room she sees Irina inside trying to clam a crazy Tanya. "Tanya chill please whats wrong?" Irina asked. Tanya stopped running muttering why don't he love me why. Kate slowly steps up to Tanya with raised hands. Tanya out of no where grabs her and tosses her out the window all you hear is "WHAT THE HELL" as Kate hit's the ground and runs off. Tanya then runs to Carmen grads her and with a insane look asked "why don't he love me why? Do you love me im loveable right?" Carmen wiggled free and ran for her life yelling something in Spanish no one understood. Tanya ran out side yelling at the top of her lungs "I'm pretty." back in the house Irina and Eleazar just looked at one another "She does this every freaking time he comes here." Irina said. Eleazar just nodded and said "Yes but it gets funnier and funnier each time." and walked off to find Carmen and hunt.
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