okay sorry its been like forever but i got a good reason. my internet got shut off for a long time and it sucked. the other well i just had really bad writers block but heres a new one Esme tantrum hope you like it. Oh and i dont own Twilight sad day..



Esme was upstairs making plans for a house she was rebuilding while everyone beside her Emmett Jasper and Alice where hunting. It was a peaceful afternoon till she hears a load crash "what was that?" she asked herself. She walks down stairs confused and hot (my friend thinks she hot). She see Emmett with his back to her and jasper looking freaked out. "What happened?" she asked, looking around she sees her ceramic horse the last thing she had from her human life broken. Emmett slowly turns around with his hands raised, Esme slowly turn towards him with an evil look on her face "what happened?" she asked again her eyes bugging out a bit. Alice was just standing there by the door checking her nail. "Emmett did it, Lets go shopping Alice" Jasper yelled grabbing her and running out the door. "Emmett how did you brake that?" she asked pointing at the horse. Emmett gulped "umm I was dusting?" he said slowly like a question and backing away with his hand raised. "with what a pillow?" she asked looking like a mad woman "why use a pillow when the duster is right there?" she asked pointing to the duster where it sat on the shelf. "Ummmmm….. well I…. I" he started. "now tell me what really happened" she said slowly walking towards him. "okay well see me and jasper where watching football right and well my team lost so I you know throw a pillow because I was mad" he told her looking scared. Then she lost it "what you broke my horse cause of a DAMN GAME" she yelled. She than ran over to Emmett's X-box 360 and picked it up "umm mom what are you doing?" he asked backing away and gulping. She smiled sweetly at him "dusting" she said and lifted it over her head and down onto his. Then so fast that not even Alice could've seen it coming she ran over to him and ripped an arm off. She then started to hit him all over the place with it. "OW what ouch are you doing ow" he asked trying to get away. She laughed and evil laugh "dusting, I missed a spot" she said with crazy bugged out eyes. She continued hitting Emmett for two hours till she got bored and stopped throwing him his arm. Emmett deiced to go hunting and put his arm back on. When he got home and hour later he found Esme in the living room with a baseball bat "we gonna play ball?" he asked getting happy. Esme smiled and said "No I just dusted your Jeep" Emmett's eyes got wide and he ran out side to look. As Esme sat down on the couch she heard a girly scream and Emmett yelling "MY BABY" she just smiled and turned off the T.V.. The Family got home about an hour after that. Carlisle kissed her on the cheek "how was your day do anything fun?" he asked sitting next to her. She shrugged "I dusted today" and then bust out laughing as Rosalie asked Emmett what happened to his Jeep.

There hope you liked it. please tell me what you think.