Yea, yea i know its been forever since i updated but i have a treat for you two thats right two Tantrums. so read on my people...

Oh yea i don't own Twilight or anything to do with it. Sad face :(


Alice's Tantrum

LA, la, la, Alice was in a great mood. She just got back from and she was high so to speak. After all spending five thousand dollars can do that to you. "Five thousand dollars Alice really?" Edward asked as she walks in with six hundred shopping bags and a coffee table (Why the coffee table I don't know, its Alice)

in the next room they hear a loud crash. "What was that?" Jasper asked coming in with six hundred more shopping bags. "Carlisle fainted" Edward said everyone just nodded. "Whatever, here do something with this" Alice said while dumping the coffee table on top of Bella's lap and heading up the stairs.

She got to her room and went straight to her closet "Mommies home" she said looking at her clothes. As she was about to step in she took a deep unnecessary breath and stopped. "Something's wrong" she said walking in "Why do you smell different" she asked taking a bigger whiff her eyes narrowed and she growled "WALMART" and ran back downstairs. "Why does my closet smell like Wal-Mart?" she asked shuttering looking around the room. "Wait where's Emmett" she wondered out loud.

(FLASHBACK) Emmett was playing paintball by himself for some add reason. He fired his gun and unfortunately for him the guns trigger got stuck and every shot he fired landed in Alice's closet on all her clothes. "OH crap, oh crap" he said over and over again, trying to think of what to do.

"I got it" he yelled running out of the house, "I'll buy her all new stuff that match everything. It's perfect" he told himself driving to the nearest store witch was Walmart. He got back home after getting things that looked close enough to what Alice had. "It will never work" Edward said as Emmett ran upstairs "Shut up Eddie" Emmett yelled running into Alice closet and putting everything away. He then ran to his room to hide. (END FLASHBACK)

Alice ran through Emmett's door leaving an Alice sized hole in the door Esme was not happy. "There you are" she hissed finding him under his bed "What did you do to my closet?" she growled.

He gulped "Umm I was Vacuuming" he smiled at his smartness. "Please you don't even know how to plug the vacuum in" she scoffed Rolling her eyes. He gave her that one it was true. "Okay, okay I'm sorry please don't kill me" he begged her.

"Oh don't worry Emmett I wont kill you" he said in a scary voice that made Emmett want to pee himself.

He gulped "What are you going to do?" he asked his voice shaking. "Don't worry Emmett you'll soon find out" he said running out of his room. "You're a dead man" Jasper laughed from downstairs.

Suddenly they heard a loud noise as if someone was tearing metal apart. Alice came in with a hunk of metal and handed it to Emmett. "I just Vacuumed your Jeep for you" she said heading upstairs to burn those things from Walmart.

Emmett looked at the metal in his hands then ran to the garage where upon seeing his poor Jeep just after fixing it from when Esme was mad in a jumbled mess. Everyone laughed as they heard a loud girly scream coming from the garage.


Where there you have it i know its not that good. i think my best would be Jane's maybe Aro's not sure... well i'll get my other one up today i just need to type it...

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