A/N: Sorry for the rubbish-ness (yes, I'm aware that's not a word. That's why I put a hyphen!:D) of this chapter, but you know. This chapter basically is the sequel to the last one. Enjoy!

Oh, and WOW. How many people have faved and story alerted this already? I'm pleasantly surprised! Also, sorry if I take a while to update this - I've got another story on the go, plus I go back to school in two days. :


Amy and Rory were sat in a room that would have probably resembled an office had there been any light in there at all. They were sat opposite who they felt was their last chance, their only hope. This had to work...

'We tried everything.' Rory said darkly. 'Stealing it, hiding it on other planets, locking him up.'

'Nothing worked!' Amy sounded desperate.

'Which is why we thought it best to get a professional in.' Rory and Amy stared at the woman opposite them in the dimly lit room, pleading with their eyes.

'I'll see what I can do.' she replied, narrowing her eyes and smiling.

-DW=3-

'Oh, Doctor!' Amy called brightly from in the console room.

The Doctor walked in, clutching his fez tightly to his chest - it was too risky, he had discovered, to wear it anymore. 'Yes? This isn't a fez trap, is it?'

'No, you've got a visitor!'

'Oh, well, open the doors then.' He still looked skeptical.

The doors opened to reveal a very familiar face (although why she was so familiar he didn't know).

'Hello, sweetie.' she said.

'River?' he said, astounded.

'Yes.' There was a pause, in which the Doctor was about to ask why she was there, when he was cut off by her cry of 'NOW!'

Suddenly, Rory dashed into the room and grabbed the Doctor from behind (minds out of the gutter, people!), then pinned him to a wall. Amy ran over and grabbed the fez hurling it towards River.

The fez saw its life flash before its metaphorical eyes as it soared through the air.

But River, instead of shooting it, simply caught it, and, beaming, skipped out of the TARDIS and ran away, shutting the doors behind her.

'YES!' Rory crowed, embracing Amy in happiness.

'NO!' the Doctor howled, sinking to the floor in defeat. 'I'll get you back, fez.' He growled. 'One day, YOU WILL BE AVENGED!'

Things were never to be the same again.