Fan Fictions
"Everybody, you gotta get in here right now!"
The entire team rushed into the briefing room.
"What's wrong, Hardison?" Nate demanded.
"Nate, man…" The hacker shook his head, face blank. "I was doin' a general search to see if our names popped up. That way I could get rid of them if they did, right? And I found this thing called . And… it has a bunch of stories about a team of con artists named Nate, Sophie, Eliot, Parker and… Hardison."
"That's impossible," Sophie scoffed.
Parker glared. "And not funny, Hardison."
"I know, guys. But it's for real. And there are thousands of these things. And, check it out, there are a ton of them that are called "slash" fics."
"What's that?" Parker asked, paranoia overtaken by curiousity.
"See, it's when people write Eliot and Nate, or "femslash" where Sophie and Parker are… together."
"What d'you mean, together?" the hitter demanded.
"Like together, man. As in… couples."
Eliot seemed absolutely shocked, then he snapped out of it, face going red with rage, and yelled, "What kind of screwed up people write these things?"
Nate frowned, then glared, an angry gleam in his eyes. "I don't know. I don't want to know. But whoever they are, they need to pay."
