Socks: Ok, well here's Chapter 3! Few things first, though. I'm just making this clear that Lambo and I-pin did... well, it because they were drunk. So they weren't sober, their minds weren't clear so yeah. I know I-pin doesn't love Lambo in that way (well, yet) and so it doesn't really make sense as to why she would want to do it with Lambo so yeah. They were drunk.
Lambo: ...
Socks: You can do the disclaimer? :D?
Lambo: ... Bluesocks doesn't own anything except for this story.
Socks: *fistpumps* for once I wasn't insulted!
Situation: Oblivious
Lambo yawned loudly and rested his chin on his hands. Seriously? Was I-pin really making him do this?
"… any questions?" the teacher asked.
Lambo was about to raise up his hand and ask when the "lesson" was going to be over but decided against it when he saw I-pin glare threateningly at him. Oh, she knew him so well.
"Well then, we shall go on with how to bathe your baby."
Lambo rolled his eyes. How to bathe your baby. Who actually bothers to go for these lessons? Anyone with common sense knew not to put the baby's head in the water. Who didn't know that? (italics) Lambo certainly knew that! What's the worst that could happen? Oh right, the baby drowning.
As the teacher went to the storeroom to get a tub, I-pin smacked Lambo at the back of the head. "Pay attention, will you!"
"But… this is boring!"
I-pin sighed. "I know…"
Lambo blinked. What?
"You know?"
I-pin nodded. "Yeah. I know." Lambo wanted to strangle himself right then and there. He didn't even need to think what he was going to say-
"WHAT THE HELL!"
The heads of curious first-time parents turned to look at Lambo questioningly. I-pin facepalmed.
"Can you sit down first?" I-pin asked... no. Begged. Lambo hesitated before slowly and reluctantly sitting down.
"Explain."
"Well, since we're first time parents and all, I thought that it'd be great if we could you know, pick up some skills from this lesson!" Lambo didn't seem amused.
"And are we in any way benefitting from it?" I-pin hung her head in depression and shook her head.
"No…"
Lambo rolled his eyes before pulling I-pin to stand up and dragged her out of the room. "Come on."
"Where are we going?"
"Away from this non-beneficial and boring class."
I-pin let out a content sigh. Lambo smirked, sipping his coffee. "Isn't this so much better?" I-pin glared at Lambo.
"Don't get me started on that, Lambo. The class wasn't exactly cheap and if we drown or accidentally cook our baby, I'm blaming it on you!"
"It's not like we were learning anything," Lambo said, pointing to the doodles on I-pin's hand. I-pin looked at her hand before blushing, quickly hiding her hand under the table.
"Fine. The class was boring and didn't help in any way. But how else are we going to… you know, get to know how to take care of a baby?"
Lambo's jaw dropped. This girl wasn't serious. Did she actually live past the last decade, unaware of the fact that their older friends had gotten married and had children of their own?
"W-what! Don't stare at me like that!"
"I-pin… Tenth is married…" Lambo started slowly as I-pin nodded.
"Uh huh…"
"Ahodera too…"
"Yeah…"
"Yamamoto as well…"
"… I'm sorry where is this going?"
"THEY ALL HAVE CHILDREN, GENIUS. WE ACTUALLY KNOW PEOPLE WHO HAVE EXPERIENCE INSTEAD OF SOME RANDOM WOMAN WHO DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE TUB WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FACE."
I-pin tried to hide her face with her hand, avoiding the curious and questioning stares of the other people in the café.
"F-fine! Just… Argh! Fine! Fine!"
I-pin doesn't know how long more she'd be able to take of Lambo's sudden outbursts. Last time she checked, she was the one who was pregnant and was the one who was supposed to get the mood-swings… I-pin sighed and dragged Lambo out of the café. It's going to be another month before she'll come back here ever again.
A/N: Ok so I hope you enjoyed this chapter... I'm trying to figure out ways to make my chapters longer. I know the chapters are annoyingly short but it'll get longer, really! (I hope) Anyways, thanks applestoapples, jrlrock and .xXx for reviewing. And thanks to AgentRinuka and .xXx for beta reading. (:
