Sexy Soul Eater 2
Lovely Daddy chainsaw Justin
((daddy and Justin in the death room with a chainsaw(gircco)))
Daddy: and then there was a huge explosion and Kidd was like 'save me daddy!' and then I was like 'Yes! Yes!' and that's then end of my fanfic!
Justin: ((is quiet))
Daddy: Well what do you think?
Gircco: ((disappears))
Daddy: Justin?
Justin: my lord.
Daddy: Yes! Now do you think I should end it with the easter bunny bit or the sacrifice to asura?
Justin: My Lord!
Daddy: Justin!
Justin: MY LORD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH U! SPEAK TO ME!
Daddy: . . .
Justin: MOUTH TO MOUTH! ((leans in and grabs daddy's face))
Daddy: As turning on as this situation is. . . ((smacks))
Justin: ((is quiet)) . . . . . Feisty!
To be Continued (Kylie)
Stop Messin' With Dem Britches.
((dramatic soap opera music plays as we enter the DWMA classroom))
Stien: ((finishes long speech about Kishins and sees movement from Black Star)) Black Star! What are you doing? ((pelvic thrusts to move rollie chair))
Black Star: ((stares wide-eyed)) NOTHING.
Stein: ((brow furrows)) mhm. No. What are you doing?
Kidd: ((coughs awkwardly)) He's messing with his britches.
Stein: What? ((eye twitch)) ((sees same movement from Kidd))
Soul: He said, 'He's messing with his britches.'
Stein: ((feels akward itchy sensation in britches and sees same movement from Soul)) whoa. What?
Maka: Stein. Stop messing with your britches too. ((messes with britches.))
Stein: ((stands up and yells)) WHATS GOING ON HERE? ((itches….a spot in britches))
Blair: ((walks in)) EVERYONE I HAVE CRABS.
The end. (Kyra)
Soul plus Maka minus Blair equals Kidd
Soul: ((standing up in bathtub))
Maka: ((walks in)) what are you doing? ((not noticing soul's nakedness))
Soul: Maka! I thought you were out cooking waffles for the homeless!
Maka: They tried to eat my bag so I left. . . . . ((now staring at souls whoa inappropriate word))
Soul: Im try to catch this bird
Maka: Bird?
Soul: yea! I was taking a bath when Blair walked in with this bird and then she let it go and was all like catch it and I'll do something for you. So now I'm trying to catch it because I think that it has to do with eating something.
Blair: ((walks in)) Maka! Soul have you caught that bird yet?
Maka: ((stabs Blair in face))
Blair: ((dies in the face))
Kidd: ((walks in and stares at Soul)) Is that a banana in your skin or are you just having an ejection to my sexiness?
Maka: ((wide eyed)) It's Kidd! ((grabs))
Kidd: ((stabs in face))
Maka: ((falls to ground with Blair))
Kidd: Well then Soul ((walks)) this was going to happen again sooner or later so- OMG! A bird! ((grabs bird))
Soul: Hey that's mine!
Kidd: ((bites off birds head then holds bloody bird carcass out to Soul))
Soul: . . . . uh. . . . . you can have it
The End(Kylie)
Stein and Spirit, the forbidden love.
Stein: ((runs after Spirit)) Spirit! Spirit wait!
Spirit: ((Slowly turns around, wind blowing through hair…..even though they're in an empty hallway at the DWMA)) What Stein?
Stein: ((realizes Spirit is mad)) I'm….I'm sorry I tried to dissect you earlier, and all those times when we were little… ((eyes tear up)) I don't want to lose a friend like you over something like this.
Spirit: ((slowly walks towards Stein)) It's okay buddy. I…I love you.
Stein: ((Cheers up)) Oh really! ((Jumps up and down)) Yay! I love you too buddy ol' pal ((playfully punches))
Spirit: ((Grabs Stein by shoulders.)) No Stein. I love you. Like legit love. Not buddy love. LOVE. ((Screams)) LOOOOOVE.
Stein: ((Stares wide-eyed)) Love? R-really?
Spirit: ((Licks Stein's face)) Yes. Love.
Stein: ((Blushes)) No one other than Marie has really loved me before…I feel so…..turned on! Oh golly gee Spirit….I LOVE YOU TOO!
Spirit: ((Grabs Stein by wrist)) Ok, The kids don't arrive for another hour. Lord Death and Justin are probably writing their yaoi filled fan fics in the Death room, and the other faculty is in a meeting that we're supposed to be in but who cares. I'ma take you to the janitor's closet. ((Smirks))
Stein: ((Starts stuttering)) Y-you m-mean….?
Lord Death: ((Pops up in random mirror behind Stein and sees the two making out)) Whoa whoa whoa! ((takes pictures for yaoi book))
Justin: ((Yells)) STEIN AND SPIRIT I'VE BEEN SENT BY OUR LORD DEATH TO FETCH YOU FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?
Spirit: ((jumps back in alarm)) Nothing! He…..He had a…..crumpet on his face! And It looked good! And he couldn't get it off…so…I helped by eating it off his face….it's not what it looks like!
Stein: ….((awkward cough))
Marie: ((walks up and slaps Stein))
Stein: What was that for? ((sadface))
Marie: I gave you AIDS.
Spirit: …..
Justin:…
Death: this is getting good.
Marie: I lied.
Spirit: Good.
Stein: Yeah.
Death: Your all fired.
Justin: WHAT?
Death: ((seductive voice)) not you Justin.
Marie: WHY?
Death: For not giving Stein AIDS and making Spirit and Stein's relationship less exciting.
Everyone:…..
Soul: ((randomly in infirmary across the school like in the last SSE volume.)) …W…..T…..F.
The End (Kyra:3)
I love you all. And you're obsessions towards really awkward and yet hot and disturbing fictions about soul eater. Especially your yaoi obsession. Yes I know about it. It's ok. (Love, Kyra)
