There's a problem. Guys, I created this story last summer. I highly doubt this story will continue...Sorry. Tell me what you think of this chapter~ Who knows, maybe when I have enough spare time to work on this, I'll get the next chapter up. Most likely, the chapters will become more serious, and less "lame humor" will be found. *shrugs*

Enjoy~

-Ch. 3 Lollipop Men-

Prolonging the day is great and all, but we need to start actually going to Boston. So, it's been a few days, and now it's Wednesday, June 16th, and we're heading to Nash Vegas, to the airport. Pein was driving the 2010 Toyota Highlander, which was this badass magnetic grey metallic color(you guys can google this. It's the third one that pops up. Just put 2010 Toyota Highlander. It's pretty snazzy~), Kakuzu was in the seat beside Pein's, and Sasori and I were in the back, jamming to Family Force 5. I thought this was pretty funny; Y'know, Business up front/Party in the back? Ha! So I was giggling for quite a while about this, until Sasori smacked my head, shushing me. I swear, this guy's supposed to be thirty-five? Bullcrap. Anyway, we were on the road for about an hour now, and Pein and Kakuzu were arguing about something to do with leaving Itachi in charge while they were gone. This continued for a long time, until I sighed, getting my drawing pad out of my disgustingly old, pink, stained backpack. Ha, hey man, I've had the thing ever since 8th grade. It's one badass backpack. I got out my red pen, and started doodling. Sasori watched me screw around, until he asked.

"What are you drawing?" So far, I just had a fat, chibi-ish head, that was bald. I was trying to figure out how to do the shape of the eyes, until I froze, and looked at Sasori. He gave me a confused look, and I gasped. I quickly snatched his chin, making him blush.

"You!" I said, surprisingly excited. Sasori smiled at me warmly. "Idiot. Stay in this pose for an hour? Ugh," I shook my head.

"I just need your eyes. It'll only take a few minutes," Sasori suddenly yelled in fear, from what it sounded like, and scooched to his window, covering his eyes.

"No! You're becoming like Itachi! You can't have my eyes! Get Away!" He shrieked, kicking the air and yelling like an idiot. I just looked at him dumbfounded. I didn't even think about that. Ha, that's pretty funny. (Actually, Sasori's wrong~ I would be more like Madara, yes? Heh, but in this, I don't know who Madara is until...~)

"What the HELL"S going on back there!" Kakuzu yelled, turning back to glare at a giggling Ninja and a cry-baby Sasori. "Quit acting like Hidan, dammit!" I swear man, they just need todoeach other and be done with this hating thing. Ugh.

"She's trying to take my eyes! Make her stop!"

"I'm trying to draw your eyes, you ass! Quit acting like a baby!"

"Enough!" Pein yelled, shutting all three of us up. Whoa man, I like it when he's angry. Damn it! "We're supposed to be in a sailboat together, and you guys are all bitching when we haven't even gotten on the plane yet? Damn! Try acting your ages!" With that, Kakuzu turned back towards the front, apologizing to Pein quietly. Sasori stuck his tongue out at me, then sat back up, away from my vision to his eyes.

"Wait a sec...Sailboat?" I asked, suddenly aware of what the pierced sexy said. Sasori looked confused as well. Pein nodded once.

"Yeah. There's a member in New York that had some business to do, but he's done with the job, and now he wants to go on a boat trip. He wanted the whole Akatsuki to go, but I had to talk him out of it. I mean, seriously, ten people on a little boat? Ugh, the moron,"

As Pein was talking about this, I shot glances of Sasori's eyes and finally finished the face of the miniature Sasori on my paper. Yess~ Sasori looked over towards the picture, and threw me a thumbs up. Ha, that's right!

"Are you listening, Ava?" Pein asked, annoyed. I nodded at him, smiling. "Hai!"

He sighed, focusing on the road. "You haven't met Tobi, have you?" I looked towards Pein.

"Tobi? Sounds like a cat's name," Sasori smacked his face at my remark, shaking his head. Pein smiled his beautiful, sly smile. It made his snake bites curve up~

"He's quite the character, and he tries to make people laugh, so I think you two will get along." Sweet, man. New member to meet...Ah shit. I've been in the Akatsuki for four years, and now I hear about this Tobi? That's pretty weird. You would think that since I'm a member, I should know, like, all the secrets and stuff. Great...

"Can I ask how old he is?"

"...I'd say...Hm, forty-five? Somewhere around that area," I groaned, crossing my arms.

"Am I always going to be the youngest one…?"

Okay, skip, skip, Kakuzu's a douche, skip, yes! We're at the airport! Pein pulled into the airport parking lot. He parked, and we all popped out, me being the last, since I had to toss my pad back in the shitpack. Ooh, nice nickname~

[AGH? I never told you what everyone was wearing! I fail...Ladies first:

Kakuzu was wearing this black v-neck, a low v-neck. heh~ It was really low, and even though this guy's seriously ninety-one...damn~ And he knew how to wear a pair of black baggy shorts. Usually, he had chains on them, but since we're going to the airport, it would be pointless. He always had his little black studded belt though, and the skater sneakers, black with purple laces. I never mentioned his tats, did I? Y'see? I suck at these damn fan fics. The guy's got these...stitch-like tats...all over his body. Makes him look like a shitty doll, but in the hot way, if you would say a doll could be hot...Well, hey now, what about Barbie and Bratz? Ha, my badness.

Pein...Oh Pein. He was wearing his loose, denim jeans. They were down so that you could see his multi-colored boxers, with the most color being an aqua blue. He had a tight black...would you call it a tank top? Shit...I'm really not good with words...Anyway, picture what Eric Northman was wearing somewhere in Season TWO, for those Trueblood watchers/readers. Pein also had these converse that made his feet look like clown feet; they were black with gray laces. No belt, which I loved. Gah~

Hm, Sasori. He was wearing his "artist" jeans, which were faded and covered in holes. Huge holes. Like, Pein could stuff his hole hand in his knee hole.

Oh...He could, couldn't he..? Damn, then, he could..grab his knee, work his way up...MA! Stop it! Ugh...Saseme, Shit-WHOA, NO? Seme* with Pein? Hell no. Uke**, dammit. Ninja! Stop it! This is NOT going to be a yaoi fan fic! Maybe shounen-ai, but I'm so not going to type about the Akatsuki fucking each other (I'd rather watch it~). Ahem, Sasori was wearing an old, white v-neck. Jeez, all that talk about yaoi, then this dinky sentence. Wow, man...Hey! He was wearing brown flip flops.

Me? ...You people don't know me. Chick, obviously. Not too tall, not a midget. Long, wavy dark brown hair, brown eyes. There. Cheap ass description. Moving along~ Wearing my dark, faded denims, brown flip flops, tight, forest green shirt, with Chibi Link being all badass. Hair? Uh...Down? The one thing I really don't care about when I have to do this OC thing is describing myself to people who don't know what I look like. Gay...]

Pein stared at his highlander, and rubbed its side, and I swear, I heard him whisper, "I'll be back, love." Men and their cars, I'm never going to understand.

"Alright, the plane leaves in an hour and half. Let's get moving, guys," Pein said, acting all serious and grabbing his bags and leading the way. Kakuzu followed, and Sasori and I rushed to get our stuff and run after them. As we entered, Pein told us to get our boarding passes out. Then, we headed for security, and the security chick had a fit about Pein and all of his piercings, and kept yelling at him to take them off, but he did an OHSHC Tamaki-style combo, and she let him go. This isn't very descriptive. Who cares? No one's reading it. Keep going! We need to see Tobi!

Ma! We're waiting for the plane! But I was sad. Sasori kept nudging me out of my depressing, emo shit mood.

"What's wrong now, man?" he asked me musically. He loved picking on me and messing with my mood, y'see. I moaned softly, closing my eyes.

"We didn't get Starbucks..." Pein heard this, and started laughing. I glared at him. How dare he? Bastard! Pein strolled over towards me, with a twenty in his hand.

"Here," He said to Sasori, handing him the money. Sasori and I stared at Pein, then shook our heads.

"Dude, Starbucks." We said in unison. It was a Hittachin moment, you would say~

Pein's Rinnegan eyes bulged out of their sockets, and he quickly pulled out another twenty, handing it to Sasori. Pein cleared his throat, then called to Kakuzu, asking what he wanted from Starbucks.

"Mocha frappe, with cool whip," I immediately jumped up, and looked at whoever was reading this, holding a thumb up.

"You mean...COO HHWIP?" All three of the sexies stared at me as if I were a Percy that just cussed out Crouch. A few of the people waltzing around the airport, looking for their waiting place, stopped to stare at my awesome-ness. I drastically turned around and crossed my arms.

"Don't judge me." With that, I twirled on my heel, grabbing Sasori's hand while in the midst of the twirling, and skipped towards the food court.

I felt awesome. But, remember, my dear peeps, Sasori's 35, and I'm 16. So, it's somewhat odd finding a crazy teen holding a much older guy's hand, going for coffee. And of course, people stared at us. They have nothing better to do with their miserable little shit lives than to but in on someone else's choices. Blegh. See? This is why everyone should get rid of their phones and get a cat. Or, they could start writing Fan fiction, yeah? Heh, hey, I'm on a roll here~

We finally arrived at Starbucks, after having to pass a few random women that wouldn't stop ogling Sasori. Of course, he was enjoying the attention, since he's an idiot. I let go of his hand quickly, as one of the chicks gazed down at our hand-holding action. Usually, holding hands is pointless to me, but Sasori, there's an exception. Maybe it's because he's somewhat an artist, like I want to become, and the feel of his rough hands just completes the hand-holding...thing. What? That makes no sense...Okay.

Um...Okay, skip, skip, we have our fraps/caps, and we're back at the waiting place. Everyone's devouring the frappy caps, and Kakuzu's pissed.

"I did notask for chocolate chips, dammit." As I was about to say something to him, the announcer announced that we were boarding. Don't ask me if we were in 27A-27B, I forgot. So, we're all on the plane now, and I'm sitting by Pein, which I found a tad uncomfortable. We sat in the back of the airplane, and I had the window, and Pein had the middle seat. The seat next to him held an incredibly hot chick, with long, strawberry blonde hair. She looked like a freakin' model, man! She kept glancing at Pein, who was too focused on trying to ignore her. I allowed myself a quick look at her oval face, then whipped out my phone, texting the words, 'Dude, she's freakin' raping you with her eyes. Attack her3.' I nudged Pein's amazingly muscly arm-I love doing that..Throwing in a random hot part of the guy..Ah!-And glanced at my phone, moving it so he could see. He chuckled, but put his arm around me, resting his head on mine. I sighed, trying to ignore my mind, which was screaming, "Attack Him."

A few hours had passed, and we were arriving in Long Island, New York. It had grown dark during the plane ride, and it was now ten o' clock at night. Pein basically fell asleep on me throughout the entire trip, so I was incredibly relieved to see that I had my own personal bubble space again. As everyone was waiting for the luggage, Sasori and I were talking about me drawing a daily picture of him, so that it's a boss memory.

"Just don't get me in an awkward state, yeah?" I agreed, and I saw my black suitcase roll towards the end of the line-thingy.

"MA!" I ran towards the end of it, knocking a few random people out of the way, and grabbed my suitcase quickly, with one arm, which was Awesome. Sasori couldn't stop laughing at me, Pein just smiled slyly, and Kakuzu was being a douche.

"I'm guessing that's Ava?" A man's voice called out somewhere in the crowd. We all turned towards the voice. I suddenly saw a tall figure rise from the crowd, walking towards us. It was definitely a man's body...y'know: a huge, well-built chest, long arms and legs, etc. He was wearing black jeans, a black v-neck, a yellow belt, and had black flip flops on. His hair reminded me of Itachi's and Sasuke's oddly: it was long, longer than Ita-senpai's, but it was layered and bushy. But the one thing that was odd about him was...He was wearing an orange, spiraled mask, with one eye-hole. He reminded me of a lollipop...Heh.

"Pein! Kakuzu-kun! Look what I got at the mall! It was in the Anime store TokyoKid. Ha, the place is mostly porn...but hey! This mask is awesome!"

"It's amazing, Tobi," Pein replied coolly. He walked up to "Tobi," and gave him one of those man hugs that those football players do. I walked behind Sasori, watching them calmly. Pein finally released Tobi, and looked over to me.

"Tobi," He said. "This is Ava. She's been with us for four years." Tobi's mask looked in my direction, and he pulled the lollipop off, revealing dark, black eyes, a perfect, straight nose, and full, somewhat dark lips...Agh3 My face grew bright red as he looked me up and down, then he looked over at Pein, his lips parted slightly. As I tried to keep my nosebleed a secret, he walked towards me, smiling a gorgeous smile.

"Hello~" He said musically, grabbing one of my hands. He then bent down and kissed my hand, softly. I stared blankly at him, and suddenly, my nose exploded, blood going everywhere like a Rita Skeeter trying to find some news (Is that lame? I think it's funny).

"D'oh!" I quickly tried to cover it back up again, and ran behind Sasori. Nice first impression, Ninja. Everyone stared at me, yet again, and after a few seconds passed, Pein burst out laughing, clutching his stomach. Sasori's shoulders were shaking uncontrollably, and Kakuzu was actually snickering. That's Weird. I forced myself to take a peek at Tobi's face. He looked frightened!

"Is she okay?" He asked everyone frantically, staring at Pein. Pein wiped tears from his eyes, sniffing loudly.

"Oh, it's nothing. This always happens." Tobi looked confused, glancing at everyone, including me. I finally managed to control my stupid nose.

"Um...Sorry," I mumbled awkwardly, hiding my face behind Sasori. Tobi just shrugged, and picked up Pein's suitcase, heading some random way.

"Shall we go? I want you guys to meet someone~" We all agreed, and headed towards the exit, me being the last. It's really awkward, having your nose explode in front of four hot guys. Especially when they don't know what is wrong, or what it means. Actually, no. It's more awkward when three of the hot guys know what it means, and one doesn't. Then they make fun of you. That sucks.

The four hotties and I strolled out of the airport towards the parking lot, which was like one of those stupid lots that are in..uh, some sort of underground, tower...thing. Anyway, with Sasori's arm around my sagging shoulders, and the nonstop nagging about how cheap the airport was, all coming from Kakuzu's fat mouth, we stopped in front of a dark, metallic red Chrysler Dodge Caliber 2011 (again, guys. This one, type in the CDC, and it's the fourth one, with the obvious red picture of the freakin' car~)

"Damn," I said quietly, biting my lip. Sasori let out a low whistle, looking the car up and down. Tobi skipped towards the car and, after doing too good of a twirl, he rubbed the car's side.

"Everyone, this is Taki. She's been taking me everywhere for the past few months," Taki? Pein walked over towards Taki and, obviously not interested in it, kicked one of the back wheels. Tobi squealed like a little girl, his hands over his mouth, dropping Pein's bag.

"Just open the damn thing up. I'm tired," he said bluntly. Tobi quickly took some keys out of his ass-pocket (WHO keeps those there?), and unlocked Taki. We all threw our luggage in the back, and Tobi got in the driver's seat, with surprisingly Kakuzu up front, leaving me, Sasori, and Pein in the back seat. I was sadly in the middle, but Sasori already had his seat belt on, so I had nothing to worry about for him. Now, Pein, on the other hand...

"Ava, your ass is in the way..Move," he said quietly, yet sternly. I'm guessing I was too slow for him, so he just snook his huge hand under my thigh, and lifted it up, almost high enough so that the side of my head was on Sasori's shoulder/chest. Of course, this caused me to turn in my seat, since I didn't have my seatbelt on yet, and my head landed in Sasori's lap.

"Hn? Why Ava, can't you wait until we get to Tobi's house before we play?" Sasori said, jokingly, his cheeks flushed. Before I could answer, Pein placed my leg on his huge shoulder and, with his hands hovering a little too close to "me," he successfully clicked on his seatbelt. I swear, I was about to jump up and rip his shirt off and just attack him, that is until Tobi cleared his throat, making me let out a gasp.

"I would love it if you guys didn't do the flappy in Taki. She wouldn't approve," Tobi said, blushing in the car's light. I quickly straightened up, snapped on my seatbelt, and ignored Sasori's snickering.

"S-sorry," I said quietly. From the corner of my eye, I saw the corners of Pein's sexy mouth curve up. I suddenly felt incredibly uncomfortable. Now, I know I keep saying I'll attack this guy, but he's Forty. And his hands are huge, man...And after what Itachi said, I should be more careful when I'm around Pein...I scooted closer towards Sasori, causing him to put his arm around my shoulders. I don't know if it was the low rumbling of the car, or Sasori's body heat that made me incredibly dreary and sleepy. The last thought in my head was what Itachi warned me about a few days ago, before we left for Nashville:

"Call me every now and then, hn? Just so I know how you're doing," He said to me, as I was pulling on a shirt. He always watched me strip, so I didn't mind (Heh~). Leaning against the door frame, he gazed at me as I shuffled around my room, grabbing my last-minute thingy-do's. As I was about to walk out the door, he pushed me against the wall, closing the door quietly.

"And one more thing," he said quietly. But before he could say anything, and dropping all my things, I grabbed his shoulders and pushed him forcefully against the wall, attacking his lips roughly. Itachi wrapped his arms around me tightly, attacking my lips just as rough. I suddenly thought to myself, why don't I take control..? Smirking deviously, I moved away from his face, to his delicious, thick neck, which was his weakness. I took in his delicious scent slowly, then licked his neck tenderly, causing him to shudder and arch his back. As I was about to bite into him, Itachi grabbed my shoulders and pulled me up so that his lips were by my ear.

"Don't be in the same room that Tobi or Pein are in alone," He whispered, his voice suddenly sounding worried.

I will come to realize I should have listened to that beauty's words in the mere future.

Hm? Well? Tell Ninja what you think~

Also! Take a guess as to why I named Tobi's car "Taki!" Review, por favor? Tee hee.