So lyk yea writer's block...i wrote this chapter lyk a month ago...(this isnt even the full chapter ill add the rest later...i get out of school next wensday the 23rd do i will update more constantly (hopfully if im not in trouble)

Here is chapter 2


Chapter 2) Operation- Team Mate

Pein called the group out on the loud speaker 'bright and early' as he said…it was almost noon…the group gathered outside, stretching and yawning.

"Alright…since were up so early I'll give you your fans, collected by Konan before her monthly trip to the beach…"the leader announced brushing his hair.

"Were are we going exactly?" Kisame yawned.

"We aren't going anywhere, you will have different addresses…some more than others…" Carrot top explained glaring at Sasori at the last statement. "Since we got up so early we have to spit up to be back by tomorrow night." He continued handing them each the addresses and names of the fan girls.

"Hey leader…"

"Yes Kisame…"

"Zestu and I have the same address…"

"That's because you two have the twins." He sighed.

"TWINS!...I despise twins…"

"Mine's name is Tobi Kagahara…another Tobi?" Kisame grumbled.

"Mine is Exile….Why the hell is she named banishment…"

"She must be the scary one…"Kisame chuckled not knowing how right he was.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHIYO!" Hidan complained.

"Hurry up and get your asses in gear we are losing time!" the leader yelled alarming the group and making them leap into action.

~Kakuzu's fan girl's house~

Kakuzu arrived at a grave yard about an hour after he left the base. He looked at the address…"2267 dead man's grove" he shuttered proving the address correct.

"Great this is the place…Hizuki Ama's residence." He shuttered again walking into the eerie lifeless field of graves. He walked all the way to the big run down house smack dab in the center. He knocked on the door making it fall off its hinges. "Oh shit" he cursed staring at the door.

"hello…" he called in fearing what might be inside.

"yes?" a soft faint voice was herd.

"Hizuki Ama? I'm here to pick you up!"

"Come in I'm upstairs." She yelled down.

Kakuzu let out a gulp as he walked inside and up the stairs. "Hizuki-san…" he called out.

"The farthest door~"

He followed the voice to the door hidden deep within the hallway. He looked in and saw a strange figure sitting on an old bed in the room. She had neon orange hair, purple eyes, pink cornea…but something else was strange about her…

"Call me Ama please…" the pink skinned girl smiled….wait…PINK!

"Er…I came to take you to the Akatsuki base for the Akatsuki summer program." He sweat dropped as she walked over to him changing from pink to blue. Kakuzu shivered he had never seen skin change like that before.

"Oh don't worry I have a genetic skin disorder that changes the color of my skin at random.

"A-alright let's go then…" he sighed picking her up, she squealed loudly and fainted. I can't believe this is happening to me…she thought slowly fading out.

~Zestu's and Kisame's~

Zetsu and Kisame only took thirty minutes to reach the twin's house. Kisame lightly knocked on the door.

"Yes who is it?" They heard a voice ask.

"Kisame and Zestu from the Akatsuki, We came for a Tobi Kagahara and Exile Kagahara." Kisame answered.

Soon the door opened with a sixteen year old blonde girl behind it.

"I'm Ousho, there cousin, they will be with you in a second would you like a seat?" She politely asked.

"Er…okay…" Kisame answered again as they both followed the blonde into the living room where they found a messy purple haired girl sitting on one of the chairs.

"Heh…don't mind her." She sighed. "That's Zestumei she's not all that friendly…here have a seat." She waved them to the big leather couch.

The boys looked at each other and had a seat.

"They'll be out soon." She smiled as she disappeared into the hallway.

"Which one of you has Tobi-chan?" The purple haired girl asked. Kisame only looked over and waved to respond. "Alright…for one Tobi-chan is terrified of the dark, spiders, needles, and the sunset…If she comes home and tells me that you scared her or if Exile finds out…" she paused to sit on the chair correctly and glared at the two. "She and I will make the Akatsuki non-existent…understand…" Both Zestu and Kisame nodded.

"Hey Mei-Mei don't be so mean…" Pouted a blue haired girl. "HI KISAME-SAMA!" she yelled as she glomped the shark man.

"Oh…geez…" he gasped as he fell back on the couch. For a girl her size she has a ridiculous amount of strength.

"Get off Tobi!" Yelled an unpleasant entity emerging from the depths of the dark and eerie cavers of the hallway… (Yes I had to make it that dramatic…its EXILE FOR PETE SAKE!)

"Exile your introduction was long and eminent…"

Exile walked over and hit her sister. "Don't break the fourth wall baka."

"Aw but it's fun…"Tobi pouted getting off Kisame and rubbing her head.

"We have to get going….So if you don't mind can we?"

The black haired girl glared at the cannibal. "Yes we can fucking go…" She hissed.

"Some one's PMSing…"Tobi joked running out of the way of another hit. (Hint hint for next chapter)

The men stood and the girls guided them out of the house and began to head back to the base.

~Itachi's~

He took ten minutes to get there and all he did was walked in, picked up his fan girl, threw her on his shoulders and walked out.

"Time to go Tachi…"

"Okay Itachi-sama..."

~Sasori's~

Sasori made it (somehow) to his two fan girl's houses in record time.

He walked into both of their houses and led them to the empty field.

One's name was Anko, she had blonde hair, green eyes, glasses, a prison like uniform and a 'Marry me Sasori' T-shirt over the striped convict uniform.

The other's was Ai she had chin length messy electric blue hair, silver eyes, a kimono like Shirt and black jeans, with a 'I'll have all your babies' wristband.

The two obviously didn't approve of each other, which made him smirk.

"Heh…Lets go…" he led them away feeling like a pimp having two fan girls…little did he know that it was all a devious fan girl plot…

~Later that day at the base during some time~

Most of the Akatsuki had made it back; they were now just waiting on Hidan, Pein, Tobi, and Deidara.

"Tobi IS BORED!" yelled the blue light bulb as she rolled on the ceiling in the living room.

"illogical thy name is Tobi…"Exile sighed as she stared at her sister.

"Tobi-chan you should get down…"Kisame tried to convince her.

" Tobi DON'T !" She wined as she fell off the ceiling landing in front of the couch.

"This will be a long six weeks…"Tachi sighed helping Tobi up.

"M…my…b…back…."Tobi winced gladly accepting the red/brow vampire's help. It didn't take long after that for Tobi to recover and begin her tiredness…

"Is lil' sis tired?" Exile asked in a childish voice.

"Yea…"Tobi yawned rubbing her eyes, somehow making Kisame glance over.

"Hey Fish Face…"

"W-What Exile…" Kisame gritted in response to that name.

"Were we gonna crash…"

"We have to share our beds….Because that money whoring zombie won't buy you girls one…" Zestu answered for the Shark.

"I heard that cannibal fuck!" Kakuzu hissed. "Go bond with your bitch piss emo!"

Both Exile and Zetsu gave him a death glare, in defense Ama…the strangest girl…Growled at the two making tension rise rapidly.

Tobi looked over at the angry bunch…that kinda made her angry, she was already tired.

"Who the fuck, are you calling bitch piss, you cocksucker?" Exile shot.

"Shouldn't you know?" Ama innocently asked unaware of the situation.

"Shut it before I wind up eating you both…Wouldn't that be nice…"

"Not unless you like eating shit…"Exile 'pointed out'.

"Oh fuck no…I'll show you shit…"Just as Kakuzu was about to lash out Tobi held them down with the force of darkness with Ai and Kisame's help.

"Let's just go to bed." Anko advised as Tachi escorted Kakuzu and Ama to their room, Ai not far behind ready to stop him.

Tobi just sat down and looked around. Tears began to well up in her eyes. "Tobi's sleepy she wants to go night-night." She whimpered rubbing her heavy teary eyes.

"Kisame Take her to be." Exile ordered.

"Fine" Kisame picked her up and walk back to his room.

"I get aggravated when I'm tired…bed Zetsu now…."

"Alright demon…" he sighed leading her to his room turning out the lights to the base.

~Else were~

Hidan found himself at the bottom of a cliff. "WHAT THE *inhale*-"


Disclaimer for the LAST TIME! i dont own the akatsuki i just own Ama Tobi and Exile...i dont own Anko, Tachi, Ai, Chiyo, Hei, Kat or ANY other Oc that my buddies let me borrow for this story.

I hope this story inspires you to use Tobi Kagahara(me) as a comic relief and idiot*approved by david*

i just realized NO ONE will get that exept my school buddies...*sweat drop* ok then see you for Chapter three (i'll even tell you the name) {ill incorpret how the other's made it back to the base later}

[preview] Operation-Period

The girls have stayed for about a week and the dreaded period hits and the boys are knocked off their feet, also Konan comes to the girls rescue