Hey, Folks! Finally back from my vacation and ready to show you a world we are all familiar with: The Ultimate Universe. As I stated last chapter, 616 Peter and Miguel are going to team up with Ultimate Peter and Ultimate Nick Fury against one of the greatest Ultimate Villains that Ultimate Peter has ever faced...

"Oh, Oh! Is it me?"

SHUT UP DEADPOOL! YOU'LL BE HERE LATER, BUT GET THE HELL OUT BEFORE I MAKE IT SO THAT YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS!

"Oh, Okay."

*Sigh* Anyway, no, it's not Deadpool, but we'll see this villian's 616 Counterpart at the end of this chapter. Oh, by the way, two things. First is that I'm currently working on my first novel called 'Sick Girl,' which is about a young girl with turrets syndrome who becomes her favorite superhero. Think of it as 13 going on 30 meets Kick-Ass. One last thing, I don't own any Marvel Characters! This is for fan purpopses only, so please don't sue!

Peter and Miguel suddenly materialized in Queens. Peter quickly looked around at his surroundings. It looked almost the same as it did in his world, except it seemed more...vibrant.

"Everything seems okay," Peter announced looking around.

Just then, an explosion came that could be seen from way down the street, and a man came flying back towards them.

"But that would be stupid." Peter joked, shooting a web-line that caught the guy and pulled him towards the two heroes.

Peter caught the guy and looked at him confused. It was a bald African American, with an eyepatch, and a beard, wearing a black coat and green shirt, with black pants.

"Samuel L Jackson?" Peter asked confused.

"What?" The man asked, "No! I'm Nick Fury! Now who the hell are you?"

"Oh thank god!" Peter exclaimed, letting this version of Nick Fury get back up on his feet, "For a second, I thought we were going to be in a 'Snakes in a Universe' world."

"Look," Ultimate Fury demanded, "Who are you two and why do you look so much like Peter?"

"My identity's known here?" Peter announced shocked.

"Yours?" Ultimate Fury announced, shocked.

Figuring that it wouldn't hurt if anyone in this universe knew, Peter took off his mask and showed Ultimate Fury. Nick gasped, shocked at how this may in fact, be another version of Peter, and how much he looked like his father did.

"I'm a Peter from another universe," He explained, before pointing to Miguel, "So's he."

Fury looked at the two before speaking again.

"Well, it does seem a little far-fetched." Ultimate Nick admitted, "But with what's going on today, I'd probably believe anything."

"What do you mean?" Miguel asked, "What's going on today?"

At that moment, Peter was suddenly tackeled by something. Quickly getting up, what he saw almost made him puke. It was a Hulk-like figure, but with demonic red eyes, and horns sprouting from the creature's head.

"WHAT THE $%^ IS THAT?" Peter demanded.

"Oh, Peter," The not-so-jolly-green-giant exclaimed, "I'm so disappointed. Do I not look anything like Norman Osborn on your world."

Peter froze. THIS was Norman Osborn.

"What the hell did you do to yourself?" Peter asked, amazed.

"I evolved." Ultimate Norman smiled, licking his lips, "Just like you have apparently, my boy."

He raised a hand, attempting to slash Peter, but was suddenly knocked in the face by a familiar foot, causing him to let go of Peter and stagger backwards. Peter looked to see who saved him and smiled.

"Glad to see you're still okay." He said to his Ultimate Counterpart while 2099 Spidey joined them and they all stared down at The Goblin.

"Give it up, Norman," 616 Peter announced, "It's over. You're easily outnumbered."

Ultimate Norman just cackled like 616 Peter's Norman did, before looking at them with as much glee as possible.

"That's where you're wrong, my Spider-Men," He smiled, "This time, I'm not allying myself with fools like Otto. Oh no. I'm allying with a force far beyond your control."

At that moment, they heard a scream, as they all looked up towards the sky. Flying away from them was a girl around 16 or so with red hair and glasses, being carried by a man in a silver suit with yellow goggles and green wings that seemed to sprout from his back.

"PETER!" The Woman called, "HELP!"

"Mary Jane!" Ultimate Peter called.

"THAT'S Mary Jane?" 616 Peter announced, shocked, "Is it me, or is this the Universe where everything was cool and we never grew up at all?"

"Make all the jokes you want, arachnid!" Norman shouted, lunging high into the air where he hovered high above them, "But it's me or the girl now! Take your path!"

With that, he flew off, leaving the Spider-Men to look at each other.

"I'll go after her," 2099 Spidey said.

Ultimate Peter wanted to argue, but he had a point. This was like during their last team-up when he fought Carnage. It was his responsibility to make sure nobody got hurt because of another psychotic villain created partly by him. Norman had become The Goblin when he took interest in Ultimate Peter being bitten by the arachnid, but that was what drove him to insanity, eventually resulting in Norman murdering his own son, Harry, before meeting his supposed death at the time.

"Wait!" Ultimate Fury said, walking up to them, "Before you all go. I think you'll be needing help restraining Osborn when this is all done. Now, I'm feeling generous today, so I think I'll let the mature Spider-Man take command of one of my special black-ops teams. Whattya say, Peter?"

Underneath his mask, 616 Peter smiled when Ultimate Nick described who that team was.

...

Norman laughed manically as he flew threw New York City at full speed, heading towards the Triskilion. It felt good to be back on Earth again after his supposed death. Sure he had lost his son, but in return, he gained something greater.

Recently, he was contacted by a being that claimed to be from another universe. He offered Norman the chance to have revenge on his foes, in exchange for his complete loyalty, and the death of his Spider-Man.

When he accepted, the demon transported his soul back to Earth, but with so many new abilities, it made Norman's 'OZ' formula look like a complete joke. Norman was now faster, stronger, and better than ever, and now he could take revenge on Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D., and then rule the world.

Just then, Norman sensed something from behind him. Moving with inhuman reflexes, he grabbed both his Peter and the 'Other' Peter, taking them completely by surprise, and throwing them straight in front of the United Nation's Building, where the hit the ground hard, leaving both of them in a crater.

"You got to be kidding," Norman declared, as he touched the ground again, and approached the two barely-awake Spider-Men, "THAT was your plan? Try to attack me when I have the powers of a god now?"

"No..." 616 Peter announced, grabbing the communicator that Fury had given him, and pressing a button on there, "THIS was...AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!"

Norman looked at 616 Peter confused, before he was hit by a mysterious blue beam that came from nowhere. The blast actually damaged Norman as he staggered backwards. As he looked up, he saw a silver and much heavier version of what looked like Iron Man land before him.

"I don't get it," A new voice said.

Norman looked to see Hawkeye, wearing the new costume that he decided to wear since the murder of his wife and children at the hands of Natasha Romanov, land right next to both Spider-Men.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Clint asked, "'Avengers Assemble?'"

"Cut it out, Barton," A female voice said, as Norman found himself zapped again by another blast, and felt someone somersault over him.

Looking up, Norman saw a Chinese lady, dressed in what appeared to be a new S.H.I.E.L.D./Starktech leather jumpsuit, land next to them.

"Usually I'm the one who's complaining." She joked.

"Monica," Norman smiled, getting up again, "How lovely to see you. I didn't know that you and Fury hooked up again."

"Get him." 616 Peter ordered, as they all ganged up on Norman.

The newest incarnation of Nick Fury's Avengers Black-Ops team proceeded to pound, kick, blast, and beat the living crap out of the twisted bio-expert. But then something unexpected happened. Norman's eyes glowed red, and he suddenly sprout devil wings.

"ENOUGH!" He screamed in a demonic voice.

With that, he let out a blast, sending Monica, Hawkeye, and War Machine out of the field, and leaving the two Spider-Men to deal with him. Before the Senior Avengers could get back in the game, Norman created a tornado, that separated the heroes from their leader.

"Parker!" Norman announced, pointing his finger at Ultimate Peter, "Today: You die! For Real!"

"Good luck with that!" A new voice called.

Norman tried to look behind, but suddenly found the older Peter there, who fired two web lines that missed Norman.

"Please." Norman laughed.

"If you insist." Ultimate Peter joked.

Confused, Norman looked below to see Ultimate Peter had also fired a web line that had connected with 616 Peter's. The two then proceeded to fly on there in the winds of the twister. It was almost as if the two Peter Parker's were in an acrobatic show. Before Norman knew it, the two Peter's quickly nodded at each other, and pulled themselves towards Norman at superhuman speed, slamming into his chest, and causing him to cry in pain.

616 Peter smiled as he took out the Goblin Cure Serum Ultimate Nick Fury had given him from Norman's side, and the two watched the hurricane die down, as Norman reverted to his human form.

And then they fell.

Both heroes shot their webbing as quick as possible, and the three falling superhumans landed on a safe net of webbing, just barely before they hit the ground.

As the Avengers came in to apprehend Norman, they heard clapping from above. Looking up, the saw The Beetle there, holding 2099 Spider-Man's arm, as he looked knocked out cold.

"Bravo, 'Heroes'," Beetle said, "But I already got what I came for, so...ta-ta."

With that, he dropped Miguel as he started to fall to the ground, while a portal appeared behind Beetle, sucking him in, and then closing. Moving with as much speed as possible, 616 Peter caught Miguel and shot a web line that attached to a building and they landed safely.

"What happened?" Ultimate Peter demanded, as Miguel regained conscious.

"He..." Miguel said, trying to stand, "He just smacked me all the way. He just left me out on a building. I have NO idea what happened to Mary Jane."

"At least we got Osborn again," New Black Widow announced, as War Machine took Norman's unconscious body, "Anyway, thanks for he help."

With that, War Machine transported them, as Doctor Strange's ghostly image appeared before them once again. Before they could ask what happened, he spoke up.

"No time to explain!" He declared, "The last Mary Jane is in the 'Noir' Universe and she too is under attack! You must now go to help her as well!"

Another portal opened up as all the Spider-Men were sucked in once more.

...

Earth 616...

The Raft, Maximum Security Federal Penitentiary,

The Quarters of Norman Osborn...

Alone as the only prisoner on the entire cell block, Norman Osborn paced back and forth looking at his surroundings sourly. This was his new home given to him by 'Commander' Steve Rogers after Norman's failed attempt to conquer Asgard, costing Norman his role as head of National Security, head of Hammer, and head of his Avengers as The Iron Patriot.

"Stupid Sheep," Norman murmured under his breath, "These ungrateful pigs don't even know what I did for them. Is stopped Morgana Le Frickin Fey, AND The Frickin Molecule Man among many other threats to the world. Yet here I am. I'll show them. The Osborn name will be returned to it's rightful place!"

As soon as he finished, he heard a laugh coming from everywhere and nowhere. Norman balled his fists, ready for a fight.

"Who's there?" Norman demanded.

"Oh, Norman," A demonic voice cackled, "I'm hurt. You don't know me after all these years?"

Norman looked towards his bathroom mirror and saw the image of The Green Goblin on there. Norman looked at The Goblin, almost as if he were ready to blow a whole lot of steam off.

"Norman," The Goblin said seriously, "We need to talk."

"WHAT IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT?" Norman screamed at the image, "I NEEDED YOU DURING THE SIEGE OF ASGARD AND YOU ABOUNDED ME!"

"I did nothing!" The Goblin said pointing back at Norman, "YOU were the one who abounded me. YOU just waltzed right in there, guns-a-blazing and ignored my pleas for you to stop until it was too late. Don't try to say I didn't tell you so, Osborn. We'll always be the same."

Norman looked at the image for a minute before sighing and unclenching his fists.

"You're right," He sighed, looking at the ground, "I was only being an idiot. But it wasn't my fault! If The Void hadn't screwed everything up, I would've been able to decimate the so-called 'heroes' and rule the world!"

"Norman," The Goblin declared, shutting Norman up, "That is NOT what we're here to do. Not yet, anyway. We have to deal with a certain friend of ours first!"

"You think I didn't plan that when I was in charge!" Norman demanded, "The bug...he wiped my mind of his identity."

"But I can help," The Goblin laughed, "All you need to do is let me free, Norman."

Norman looked suspiciously at the Goblin, but found the temptation too great for him.

"Tell me who he is." Norman declared, stretching his arms out, "I want to know who he is."

Then the Goblin did something Norman never thought he'd ever do. He laughed, and lunged out of the mirror at Norman, forcing the man who would've ruled the world to wet himself.

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