Well, here we are with the long-awaited update on Rearanging Dimensions. Sorry, guys. But I've been studying for test, so it looks like we're going to have to wait a while before I post anything else, but this should keep you held-over long enough. Other than that, I own nothing, this is for fan-purpopses only, so please don't sue!
"Well, little Parker, it must be painful to know that you're never gonna grow up in your world." Anti-Venom mocked to Ultimate Peter, as the heroes continued their journey through Mephisto's realm.
"Would somebody get this jerk off me?" Ultimate Peter complained, "God. The Eddie on my world is NOTHING compared to you."
Just then, Steve, who had been leading the team for this long, signaled a halt as the team stopped in their tracks.
"What is it, Steve?" 616 Spider-Man asked, cautiously.
Steve turned to face the make-shift team, his face full of authority as it should and always would be.
"We're about ready to enter the throne room of Mephisto," Steve stated, "So I need to brief you in on what we're about to face."
"As Strange mentioned," Bucky continued, "Mephisto has begun to break down the walls of reality using the power he gained from our Peter's deal with this demon. Obviously, written on paper, it doesn't sound so bad, but in reality, it's far worse."
"How much worse can it be?" Miguel asked.
"Worse enough so that Mephisto is bringing otherworldly characters from other universes, dead or alive, to our world." Julia explained, "My physic powers have shown me that if we fail today, then Mephisto's unrestrained power will destroy all of humanity as we know it."
"Great," Ultimate Peter said, sarcastically, "Grace under pressure. I like that."
"Oh god..." Eddie said softly, before pointing out into the horizon, "LOOK!"
The team approached the edge of the mountaintop they were on, and saw a barren, empty, valley surrounded by flames. On the far end opposite from where they were, was another mountaintop, where everyone assumed that Mephisto was at, along with the Mary Jane's. There was just one thing standing between them; a kajillion army of demons, and other assorted monsters, which reminded Ultimate and 616 Peter of Army of Darkness.
"We'll cover a path for you," Steve declared, activating his holo-shield as Ghost Rider's bike appeared before Blaze, "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!"
With that, they took off, as the other Spider-Men began web-zipping towards the other side.
"HOLD ON MARY JANE!" 616 Peter called, "We're coming!"
As soon as those words left his mouth, Ultimate Peter was suddenly tackled by a mysterious shaded figure. Before anyone else could respond, Noir Peter and Miguel were also tackled by other mysterious figures. Peter then saw why, as his Spider-Sense didn't even activate when he was suddenly tackled by six demons with wings.
...
As Ultimate Peter slowly regained consciousness, he saw who it was who tackled him.
"Harry?" He asked, amazed.
Indeed it was HIS Universe's Harry. Only he was still the same creature that was like his Father's Ugly Side, save for the fact that THIS Goblin was orange, rather than Green.
"Hey, Pete," Ultimate Harry said, nonchalantly.
"Harry," Ultimate Peter exclaimed, "Why are you doing this?"
"Because you lied to me, Pete," Harry explained, before beating his face to the ground, "I was your best friend. AND FOR WHAT? So you could just lie behind my back?"
Since Harry's massive body was blocking Ultimate Peter's vision, both failed to see a mysterious figure port in from behind Harry, and squirt him with a squirt gun, before spraying a trail behind him as he continued to run.
...
"Wakey-Wakey," A voice said to Noir Peter, "Eggs and Bakeys!"
NO! Noir Peter thought, It can't be!
It was. Adrian Toomes. The bastard carnival freak who killed Noir Peter's Uncle. Correction: DEVOURED Peter's Uncle.
"Welcome to Death!" Toomes shouted, as he slashed at Noir Peter's chest, making him cry in pain.
Toomes then attempted to bite at his foe's face, but was restrained by Noir Peter. As they struggled, they failed to see the same figure, giggling like a little girl, as he sprayed Toomes, before leaving another trail and going to his next target, while refilling the squire gun with gasoline.
...
"Youuuu!" Miguel heard a voice hissed.
He knew it could only belong to one person.
Kron Stone; AKA The Scorpion of his time.
"Kron!" Miguel declared, as he instantly dodged the tail of his foe, "What are you doing? Don't you realize who you're working for?"
"He Promisssssed me to make me human again!" Kron hissed, "In return, I kill Sssssspider!"
With that, he grabbed Miguel's arms with both of his claws, and attempted to sting Miguel, but he held the reptilian monsters tail with his own feet. As Miguel strained to keep the tail from getting him, they failed to notice that same mysterious figure, squirting Miguel and going back to where he had started.
...
I can't take much more of this... 616 Peter thought as the monsters kept piling, slashing, and gnawing at him.
It was over. There was too many of them, and just one of him holding his own ground. He just wanted to say he was sorry to Mary Jane. He wanted to scream for the allies to run. But before he could, he was interrupted by a voice he knew too well.
"Yoooo-ho!" The voice of one of 616 Spidey's greatest enemies called.
"Oh...no..." 616 Peter groaned, as everyone looked to see who it was.
"Heeeeeere's...WADEY!" Deadpool announced, finally making his long-overdue debute in the fanfic, "I told you I was going to be here WAAAAAAY back in Chapter 2, and so here I am. So it's time to turn up the heat."
With that, he took out a flamethrower, and fired at the trail he left. The Spider-Men jumped out of the way just in time before the flame reached its marks, setting the demons and villains on fire. They screamed, melting away as Deadpool stood there, observing the wreckage he had made. After observing for one full minute, Elvis Presley's 'Burning Love' started playing out of nowhere, as Wade began to dance like the King of Rock and Roll, which would've made any human woman that would just happen to be here, notice him, and start jumping on him to make out with Wade.
"Just end this..." Ultimate Peter announced.
"With what song, Spider-Baby?" Wade asked, "Oh wait! I know!"
Out of nowhere, the music stopped and switched to Justin Bieber's 'Somebody to Love,' which put the increasing pain on the Spider-Men, as Wade began to feel the Bieber Fever.
"I'm sorry, Peter," The voice of Ultimate Reed Richards said, as his hands appeared alongside that of 616 Peter's Reed, "Just hold on."
Before the heroes could react, the hands scooped them up, and brought them to both Richards, who were standing next to 616 Strange, Voodoo and Daredevil.
"I'm sorry Peter," Strange explained, putting an arm of 616 Peter, as he began to heal the Spiders, "But recruiting allies was difficult."
"Doesn't matter," 616 Peter said, almost crying underneath his mask, "My other-selves almost died, and now the others are dying around me."
Everyone who wasn't a Spider-Man laughed, slightly, before Daredevil spoke.
"Why must you always say that?" Matt Murdock questioned.
"Wha-?" 616 Peter asked.
"See for yourself, son." 616 Reed explained.
The Spider-Men looked, and saw to their surprise, their make-shift team WAS still there, but they weren't alone.
With them was a whole wave of heroes whom all of the Spider-Men knew best.
616 Peter saw Steve fighting alongside Bucky and all three branches of the Avengers (which 616 Peter learned that there was a clandestine 3rd group, not too long ago, when the Hood had recently made a move for the Infinity Gems, and Steve had revealed the existence of his 'Secret Avengers' to them.) He also saw his own Universe's Fantastic Four, fighting along-side the X-Men where Wolverine smiled at him from afar, before Colossus threw him for a fast-ball special.
Across from them, Ultimate Peter saw his own Universe's X-Men with Kity Pryde, who gave him a little wave, as a demon phased through her. Peter thanked god that she wasn't still mad at him for everything that happened between his Mary Jane, and their Ultimatium. Across from them, he saw the New Ultimates, fighting alongside their world's Avengers, who had new members since their last visit, including their world's Punisher, who seemed to be dressed in a uniform that crossed between Cap's and Frank's own costume. To the right, he saw his Own Fantastic Four, fighting a horde of demons that were trying to hold their own ground.
Noir Peter, however, was different. Since there were no real teams in his world, he only saw a handful of heroes and villains such as his universe's Cage, fighting with Noir Wolverine and Iron Man.
"These...these guys came here for me?" 616 Peter asked.
"Yes, Spider-Man," Daredevil said, putting a hand on his friend's shoulder, "And you'd better believe that they care about you, despite how insignificant you may feel about yourself. I know that already, that at the end of the day, you're a moral anchor who always finds the right thing to do, and then does it."
"Indeed." A voice of high power noted.
Everyone turned behind them to see Uatu the Watcher, staring right back at them.
"Backstory." Ultimate Peter whispered, trying very hard not to soil himself at how awesome this figure was.
"Watcher," 616 Peter explained, "Big bald-headed guy. Watches all of us and records it. God-Like."
"I thought the Watcher was..."
"THIS ISN'T YOUR UNIVERSE!" Everyone yelled, as Uatu gave a slight chuckle.
"As you know, Spider-Man," Uatu explained, "My people is tasked with recording history for all-time. But at the end of the day, I have always found you to be one of the most remarkable heroes your planet has to offer. That no matter what, you never give in to failure, even when it seems impossible to win."
616 Peter laughed, as he now felt determination to get back his Mary Jane and help his other selves, do so as well. Facing the battlefield, he readied himself with his allies.
"Well, then," He said, "Since we're going out, it's time to go out with a bang."
With that, he pointed an index finger to the sky and shouted the line he had waited to use for so long in a situation like this.
"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!"
So, there you go, guys. The final battle is here, and next chapter: The Moment you've all been waiting for: The Fight to reclaim Peter and Mary Jane's Marrige and save the Universe. It's the Spider-Men VS Mephisto, The combinded Marvel Universes VS Mephisto's lackey's, AND, because it's been demanded for so long, the long-awaited rematch of Harry Osborn and Lilly Hoilster VS Norman Osborn! So until then...wait, what?
(Highway to the Danger Zone Plays.)
"Hey, kiddies! Wade Wilson, here speaking to ya! The next chapter of this tale will focus on how awesome I am, and will explain how I got my groove back, when Olivia Wilde Megan Fox decided to make out with me, and then how I single-handedly defeated Thanos with the Infinity Gaultnet..."
GET OUT OF THIS STORY, WADE!
"Sorry, Sheriff Woody, but you're going to see me do something awesome in the next chapter, like it or not. You'll see. It'll be just like how everybody underestimated Heath Ledger as the Joker in The Dark Knight."
Oh...oh no, you didn't.
"Oh, yes I did. I'm your Top Gun, so you're going to let me, help me, help you. Help me. Help you. Help me. Help you..."
Anyway, Reviews Appreciated.
"As well as some cookies! And hot ladies while you're at it."
SHUT UP, WADE!
