God help the men of serenity

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Chapter 4

(Kaylee)

Kaylee went into the communal room calling Simon's name.

Jayne was rude and promiscuous as per usual by saying "It's Jayne and don't say his name say my name".

Kaylee replied "River will kill you and you know that!"

The statement was gratified when River sent a glare Jayne's way and said, bluntly "No sex,for a week"

to which Jayne replied "Oh man!" and stormed out of the room, came back a few minutes later holding one of his prized shotguns, cuddling it.

Thankfully Simon came in and said "you called me sweetie" then kissed her forehead tenderly.

"I need an examination" Kaylee asked sweetly.

Jayne looked up instantly and said "can I watch" and was rewarded with a glare from River and then continued to hug his big gun, which was surprisingly loaded.

Jayne pouted and said "I'll be in my bunk".River sighed and ran to join him.

After the examination it was proven correct, Kaylee was going to have a little miracle.