God help the men of serenity

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Chapter 5

(Inara)

Mal was waking up and why? Because Inara was hitting him continuously with a large fluffy pillow and yelling "you bastard!"

He grabbed hold of Inara lightly just enough to stop her but not enough to hurt her. She glared at him fiercely "you bastard you have no idea what you have done to me. I'll be out of work for a year"

"INARA I CANT HEAR YOU" Mal looked confused, thinking that was the appropriate volume, but it seemed there was a different problem when Inara handed him a cotton bud to get wax out of his ears as she yelled again "You knocked me up and I will be out of work for a year!"

"Then just take a year off"

Inara was fuming and steam might has well been coming out of her ears when she said''WE CANT TAKE DAYS OFF LET ALONE YEARS''.Mal winced at her tone. And rubbed his now throbbing ears.

Jayne came in and said "Whats going on we could hear you all the way down the ship"he was followed by River, who glared at him and the great Jayne quaked.

"Are you knocked up Inara" he asked curiously and got a glare from all of them and looked like he was about to flee the room. "Yes I was right" he attempted to go over to the bed and fist punch and was met with a gun.

Inara could see Mal was going to be very protective over here and for some reason she found it endearing somehow. So the secret was out as Jayne went on the intercom and said "everybody Inara's knocked up were going to have a squealing baby on the ship!".

There was hushed silence among the ship and everyone came into the room and glared at Jayne, who looked dumbfounded and replied by saying "what!"