Chapter III
Author notes:
Hello again! I am extremely sorry for the long wait. I am lazy when it comes to keeping time as I kill demons all the time (seriously, I can't keep track with my fanfiction). For this chapter, I will have Naruto get a Devil Arm which is NOT from Naruto NOR DMC, but Castlevania! Try to guess which Monster i'm guessing! It will leave u pissed off! But u will know anyway! :-) Anyway, I do not leave much speaking (as in, no one really speaks in this fanfic), so bear with my idiocy!
Chapter III
Pissy Devil Arms (Which will kill humans instantaneously)
Naruto (7 years old) was busy training when he decided to take a walk. Taking this walk was essential for both mind, body and spirit, as he trained himself for pissage (as in, he excruciated himself beyond human limits) when he heard something odd. Bugs, a tree (right next to him) being chopped down... and bats? Naruto thought that this was just too weird! So he natrually had a look! What he saw... repulsed him shitless! He saw some really pale guy in some cloak meant for someone weird, another guy who looked kind of normal, as he had four, and a guy in a hoodie. He went over, then he saw why the guy with a hoodie had a hoodie. Simple: the guy didn't have flesh, only a skeleton and... human bones...!
Naruto asked them "... Who are you?" The hoodie guy answered "Death". The quadriple limbed guy said "Abaddon" and the guy in the odd cloack said "Dracula".
Naruto actually struck up friendly conversation with them for at least 30 minutes when Dante actually came to pick up Naruto! Then he saw the trio and Dante thought one thing "... WHAT THE HELL? I KILLED THEM HALF A CENTURY AGO! WHY ARE THEY BACK? THIS ISN'T FAIR!"
When the trio from Tranylvania (they actually told Naruto they were demons from Transylvania) looked at Dante, they thought this... 'Oh hell no, not again!' Dante told Naruto to kill them. He did, and when he did they transformed into glowing light, then the light disappeared.
Dracula's Devil Arm transformed into metallic silver bat wings that went onto Naruto's back. Ironically, the bat wings actually said 'Metallica'.They had the highest horsepower the wings on Earth (and Hell), and made tornadoes, and they made him fly! Again with the Metallica thing, the wings actually played Metallica!
Abaddon's Devil Arm transformed into something odd. It was a shotgun, but it could shoot anything from a Walther P38 bullet to an RPG. And of course it shot bugs melded with platinum diamond casing. But mostly bugs.
And finally Death. He had an obvious scythe which can transform into a sword, a dagger, and many other loads of weapons I wouldn't care to explain! And it shot mini scythes which were loaded with all sorts of torture that you felt in SECONDS.
But Naruto noticed something else... a suitcase... which in truth was PANDORA'S BOX! (Author: If you want to know about the real Pandora's Box, look it up in Greek mythology) He decided to shoot something from this suitcase... which popped up a laser! "FIRE THE LASER" Naruto cried!
A tree decided to die
Dante scolded Naruto off for 'playing with monsters'. Naruto, being in a bad mood (BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS WERE KILLED), shot Dante with a popgun.
Chapter Three... finis
Author note: Like it? It took a bit of time to think of! For Dracula, the Metallica, the metallic silver thing was where it came from
For Abaddon... I don't know. I wanted to respect him with the bugs (I do not worship Satan).
AND for Death, I thought of Ibiki for the torture thing!
And the "FIRE THE LASER" I just had to get it off Dr. Evil!
Thanks for listening, idiots!
Mr. S
