Lost in My Mind
By HellzWrlck
The tree falling on my head did more than knocked me out, it put me in a coma for ten freaking years. For ten years I was laid up in a bed at Tsunade's hospital. Most people think if you're in a coma your dreaming, that you're not awake; wrong for ten years I was in and out of awareness. I could here and understand what they were saying, and the whole time the only one I could converse with was Inner Sakura.
After ten years I finally woke up to a white room, I was attached to machines and scrolls were everywhere. But something else was off about this; then it hit me I was still in my mind and. "Yes this is sweet!" Inner Sakura was in control of the body. Tsunade walk in soon after as she was trying to stand and fell flat on her face. "Sakura are you alright?" 'Yeah sure, my Inner self is in control and I'm stuck inside my own head, GET ME OUT!' "Yeah I'm fine." she pumped chakra threw my body to re-grow my muscles. She stood up and walked over to the corned and picked up the clothes that had been sitting their sense ten years ago. "Sakura you've been in a coma for ten years you can't just get up. You need to get your muscles working without chakra." She didn't care she turned around and gave Tsunade a look of pure defiance and walked out. 'We can't just do that what are you thinking.' 'You should know you're the one in the head now.' 'No we have to switch back.'
She kept walking down threw Konahama to my house; she exacted the spare key from its hiding space and entered. 'You can't just take over your too impulsive some one WILL notice.' She moved to my bedroom first and looked in "Ha. It'll do for now but we need to make some big changes around here. 'Aye Sakura." 'DON"T YOU DARE DO ANYTHING TO MY HOUSE.' Sakura moved to the bathroom. "Well at least this looks okay." She then moved down stairs to the living room. "Well we can improve this." 'What what's wrong with it.' "What's wrong, crap TV, old furniture and a bad set of books and movies." She moved my body to the kitchen and threw everything out that was in the fridge. "We're going out to eat."
She took use to the ramen house were Naruto usually eats. "Hey Sakura you're up!" The dolt had no clue. 'Please don't do anything rash.' He then moved next to use and put his arm over my shoulder, 'nothing impulsive'. Then she did the one normal rash thing I always do. "HANDS OFF!" and super punch. She ordered a bowl of beef ramen and left, yuck beef I hate beef plus it has fat. 'You can't keep doing everything like this.' "A course not now to business.' She walked me to the shops and picked out new bed sheets, cloths, movies, and put in an order for a new TV. 'You're spending my money.' 'No our money.' We walked back to my house and then she did the unthinkable. 'Ya know I'm gonna pick up a mag.' 'No, No, No, don't even think it.' 'I'm not.' It was true Inner Sakura never thought and it was clear she walked my body into an adult magazine isle and stool a freaking porno magazine. 'NO, no, not one of those not likes this.' She did it she walked out unquestioned and we got home. 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING THINKING? I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!' "Yeah and you never had a voice in your head saying do it." She set to work redecorating my house. She changed my bed sheets, she began to throw out every thing in my dresser and closet that she didn't like. "Wow you really are conservative about underwear." 'What! Don't you dare.' "Ha you should have paid attention." She pulled out thongs, and teddies. 'NO!' "Ha come on we have a great body we should show it off." She walked use to the bathroom and ran a hot bath. As she reclined I realized she had brought no clothes with her. 'What the fuck are we going to wear out of hear. "Nothing." 'What!' "Hey its our house no ones going to see us." She had a valid reason and the bath went on, she finished and presided to my irritation to walk around the house nude.
"Okay now you lets see what all has happened since we got hit on the head." she pulled out a sheet of paper and drew five columns, labeling them Ino, Naruto, Hinata, Anko, and Shinzu. "Okay so Ino told us she has a crush on us. Naruto is gay and wants Sasake. Hinata found out about Naruto and wound up with Anko and thrown out of her clan, Anko is housing Hinata and banging her. Lastly Shinzu is wetting her panties for Tsunade.
AN- Okay doing a mass story posting check my profile for the stories and read on. HellzWrlck signing off.
