Me: Update!
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Me: Yeah yeah…so as you all can see…I updated this story…again…really how can so much people like this story!? ¬¬
Edward: …Because I love seeing you in pain n_n
Me: you asshole
Edward: sadistic bastard
Me: Thanks :D!
Edward: O_O
Me: Anyways, now with the story! And the reviews from anonym reviewers are in the end of the story!
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Disclaimer: I don't own this show or the characters…but you know…who cares? I don't need an anime! Who needs one anyway! They are so cool, amazing, incredible, creative…Definitely I don't need one! TwT
Chapter 3:
Kidnappings are NOT Dates!
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(Kaoru's POV) A/N: The time skip is of one month!
Peace
Ahh…peace is awesome!
It's unique!
It's rare!
It's relaxing
…and it's even better in a day like this.
The sun is shining proudly up in the cloudless sky, the sakura trees full with pink little flowers are dancing with the sweet summer breeze, the kindergarten children are running around the school's playground, playing all different kinds of games we older people used to play…like tag, hide and seek, etc.
It's such a wonderful day, full of happiness and laughs…
Even I am feeling relaxed! I'm lying over the green turf of my school and beside a sakura tree, watching the clouds and trying to compare them with other persons or things. I already found one that looks exactly like a skate board!
Miyako and Momoko are beside me, lying over the green plants and doing the exact same thing I'm doing…
Now you all see why the peace?
We're not talking to each other or bickering about useless themes (boys!) This is something rarely seen inside this school!
Mmm…maybe I should take this chance and take a nap…
Closing my eyes, I feel how I'm falling to complete and sweet darkness, ready to welcome the sweet obliviousness of sleep …
"Hey girls"
No…
No-o…
NO!
IT CAN'T BE HIM! PLEASE TELL ME IT'S JUST A NIGHTMARE!
Ok…I will open my eyes and when I open them, that annoying masculine voice will instantly disappear.
Opening them, I find myself face to face with…
Take a guess…
A BOY
Oh, and he's not a normal boy…He's
ICHIGO
He's there, looking at me with his disgusting lusty eyes roaming all over my body. I growl a bit, making him flinch…but that's it.
Instantly, Momoko wakes up from her daze and starts flirting with him…
Its official
I hate this guy
"Kaoru-chan, how about a date? You and me all alone" He says, ignoring the constant babbling my friend says.
"Back off dumbass, I'm trying to sleep" I say looking with all the hate I feel for him. Of course, he answers me with his smirk, giving me a view of his perfect white teeth. I roll my green eyes with complete annoyance. Finally fed up, I close my eyes, trying to ignore the womanizer standing in front of me.
For one moment I thought that the one in front of me was the perverted asshole who entered to the woman's stall with me and flirted with me.
I gulp a bit…
Actually…he was kind of hot…
…Argh I mean! He's a pervert!
Now that I think about it… I haven't seen him since a month ago, since the day I met him…this means he forgot about me…that's great jejeje
Now another girl has to be watching her bottom because the pervert is somewhere in this city…
Everything seems normal again and I feel the sleep about to take my body…
When the silence is easily broken
AGAIN!
Someone up there must be enjoying this sight a lot.
I open my eyes to see the one daring to break the peace…again
"Kaoru-san!" The annoying head cheerleader of our school, Himeko, appears in all her cheerleading glory. Her mini (and believe when I say mini…I mean it!) skirt is being flip by the wind, making all the perverts from our school to look at her "cleavage" and her mini-top just cover her A cup chests…
All that clothing in green
Why?
Because she thought that I would join the cheerleading squad if the uniform was green.
She even changed the school's theme color green!
Stupid rich kids…
I groan, not in the mood of some cheerleading pleadings.
I WANT TO SLEEP!
She runs towards us and stops beside the black haired annoyance. She smiles at me and I give her in change a scowl as a greeting.
"What do you want Himeko" I ask her annoyed. I don't feel in the mood to bear with this Barbie girl and Mr. Romeo.
For the first time in my life, she smirks at me. Then, she hands me a closed envelope. I turn to look at both my friends curiously, while they do the same to me.
Hell…even Ichigo looks curious…
Well…he's always curious when the subject it's me.
Looking at her with caution, I take the envelope from her manicured hands and I open it patiently…
I have a really bad feeling about this…
The tension can be sensed in here, since everyone is looking at the envelope with sharp eyes.
Of course, everyone but Himeko, who is looking at me with her evil smirk still in place.
When I finally take the paper from inside the envelope, I start reading it. With every word…I feel my corporal temperature lowering. Finally, I finish reading it…but…
I can't believe what it's in it.
I start reading it…again and again, trying to find something indicating that it's a bad joke or just my imagination…but no
Looking nervously at the princess of my school, she starts laughing evilly
"Welcome to the cheerleading squad" Are the only words that leave her lips, before turning around and walking away from us.
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"AAAAAAAH!"
"Kaoru-san…stop it, de su!" Miyako says nervously, trying to calm me down, moving her hands up and down in a soothing way.
With rage, I punch one of the blue lockers of my school, making both my friends flinch scared. Taking my hands away from the lockers, I look at the big dent I caused. Damn…now I'll need to pay for them…
"Kaoru, Stop it now! Your fury will destroy our entire corridor!" Momoko says, moving her arms wildly, pointing to every point of the hallway we are now located. I grumble lowly.
Stupid…cheerleaders and their stupid skirts…
"HOW CAN I STOP!? THAT FUCKING HIMEKO MADE ME ENTER TO HER GROUP FULL OF FLYING SLUTS!"
Miyako gasps at my choice of words, but what can I say…I am FURIOUS!
"Kaoru calm down! Besides, it can't be so bad…it is a sport so it will be great" My orange-haired teammate explains kinda nervous. I swear that if my life was an anime, I would have the big red sign that tells you when a character is angry, on my head…and a big one.
"Yes Momoko…" I start, my voice calm, which makes them even more nervous, "It's a sport…that requires the user to wear…A SKIRT!"
Suddenly a boy from our class named Soumei appears, smiling happily at Miyako, totally oblivious to my sudden rage. His pale black hair glued together with something slimy and his big glasses shinning with the help of the little sun that enters the windows. In other words…he is part of the group that Utonium has.
"Hey Miyako-chan, I was wondering if you coul-"
"LEAVE HER ALONE YOU STALKER FREAK!" I shout, throwing myself to him and hitting him over and over. Momoko tries to stop my assault while Miyako is shouting to me to stop.
"Kaoru-san, leave Soumei-san alone! He just wanted his pencil back, de su!"
…Okay I'll just ignore that little piece of information and pretend I didn't hear it…I need to hit somebody really badly.
"KAORU, YOU HAVE THE CHEARLEADER'S UNIFORM NOW, EVERYTHING CAN BE SEEN FROM HERE!"
…
I look at Soumei, just to find him blushing, looking at the opening of my frontal uniform…at my chests…
THAT CREEP!
"YOU FUCKING PERVERTED BASTARD!" I shout, hitting him again, only to be stopped by Momoko, who is preventing me to go and punch the hell out of him with my rage.
He flinches and runs away, shouting loudly for somebody to help him.
"I can't believe he saw part of my chests!" I exclaim, only to be slapped by Momoko. I turn towards her with a glare, while she just glares at me back.
"Look Kaoru…one, the letter said that it was orders of the principal of this school to enter to the team, so you can't get out. Two, you look great on the uniform; you have the body and the face so it doesn't matter. Three, you can go to different places for contests and get out of class! Four, you'll have extra points in classes! Besides, you're going to be the heroine of our school and everybody will want to follow your guidance and steps! WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT!"
I grumble a subtle "yes", turning to look at the exit of our school with a glare, where my future awards me…
My horrible and loathed future…
I look at what I'm wearing with hate. I'm wearing a green mini skirt with a black hem, and a slate clothing belt that adorns my hips. The top is a mini top that only hides my chests from view, but it's a v-neck so some part of my chests can be seen. Black fingerless gloves are on my hands, with green wristbands on my wrists. I shiver with inwardly. I hate this uniform!
Gulping, I walk towards the exit with confidence…the faster I get there the faster everything will end.
Opening the double doors, I look at our football's stadium, where the football team and the cheerleader team are "practicing"…
…I call it "flirting"…
Then everybody turns to look at me…the girls with awe and the boys with lust.
I shiver again…
I want to cry…
"Kaoru-chan!" Himeko shouts, running towards me with a smile. I look pitifully at the sky…
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A NAP!
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(Momoko's POV)
Hmm…poor Kaoru…mmm
Miyako is in front of me, sitting and having a cup of tea, while I'm eating some of my chocolates. At least the cafeteria is all alone. I look at it with a smile.
My favorite place in school! It's walls are painted a crème color with horizontal green and black straps in the middle of the walls. Since it's very spacious, we have a lot of tables with ten seats in every table. I turn to look at the black plastic tables and unto my treasures…my sweets.
Oh as I was saying…I wonder how Kaoru is doing…I guess that it must be torture all this to her. I chuckle evilly while imagining Kaoru doing something girly…
At last, she will be acting girly! Jujujuju….
I'm such a bad friend….i know, but who cares!
Kaoru is using a skirt!
"Momoko-san…do you think Kaoru-san will be okay?"
I look at Miyako and smile at her reassuringly.
"No problem Miyako! I don't think Kaoru is in problems right now!"
Miyako nods smiling slightly. Then, her face changes to one of surprise. I look at her confused…what's wrong with her…?
"Hey Mo-mo-ko"
No…
For all the boys…
For all the chimpanzees…
For all the bananas covered with hot chocolate…
WHY DID HE HAD TO APPEAR!
I turn to find him there…the red eyes shining with mirth and lust, this spiky and slightly long orange hair and his stupid cap…
…no…not him…
"Wh-what are you doing here!? " I spat, turning around to find Miyako with a rather similar situation with the blond boy.
The stranger turns my chair around completely, making me see him directly to his face. I feel my face getting slightly warm with the closeness of his face to mine.
"Aww, did Momoko-chan miss me?"
I glare at him, puffing my cheeks with air, making him smirk slightly.
"As if I would me someone as egocentric like you!"
"What…what are you doing in here…?" Miyako asks, blushing at the sight of the blond boy. The blond guy smiles and kisses her cheek, making all the boys in the area gasp.
No male has kissed her cheek ever…
Miyako blushes more, while the boy hugs her sweetly.
"Well, Miyako-chan, we came for our date with you"
I gasp and look at the cocky boy in front of me…oh no…
"NO WAY!"
Brick's face turns serious and I gulp a bit. It…is strange…
"Look cutie, you catched my attention like no other girl did", he says, nearing his face to mine while I moved away from him, "So you and I are going to a date…for you to fall in love with me…and then we can make love and marry and have a lot of babies…like the idea?"
I fall from my chair and look at him with a glare.
"NO! YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE YOU COCKY BOY!" I say, running away from there, leaving Miyako with the other one…though I think she likes his treatment…
Hey wait a minute…
There was other one with them…
Where is he?
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(Kaoru's POV)
"Ok now the routine number three" Himeko says, dancing with the music with the other girls…
…and me…
Argh I just hate this entire thing because…all the freaking dances are erotic dances! I just wanna hide below a rock and never ever come out!
Well, I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
Please…just kill me..
Then…a hand grabs mine and turns me around, making my body hit his hard one. I glare at him with hate…
Great…he just had to appear!
"Will you dance with me?" Ichigo says, nearing his face to mine. I grumble and look at him directly to his eyes.
"No asshole! I don't want to"
"Oh come on" he says, hugging me, his hands resting on my hips, "Just succumb to the temptation"
I snort and roll my eyes, "What temptation, I'm just looking at-"
Suddenly his ripped off from me and being punched the hell out of him. I look with a surprised face at the boy…
I didn't think that he would appear so soon…
"Ace, get the hell out of here you strange boy" Himeko says, her face contorted in a disgusted sneer while looking at the most problematic boy of school.
His gang is behind him, cheering him while he pummels the ground with Ichigo.
Why is he so violent with him?
Because he's been in love since the first day he saw me…
That means since kindergarten…
I know…weird…
I look with bored eyes at those two guys fighting for me. Then, I feel somebody's hand on my mouth and other hand hugging me from the waist, taking me away from there. My eyes widen and I turn to look at the person who dares kidnapping me…
What I turn look makes me still…
It's the boy from before!
It's BUTCH!
He smirks at me, giving me the view of his even more perfect teeth.
"Hello Kaoru-chan…ready for our date?"
DATE!? THIS ISN'T A DATE! THIS IS KIDNAPPING!
I close my eyes and I start squirming to make him stop. I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A FREAKING NAP!?
Me: That's it!
Sebastian: Wow…a cliffie..how incredibly surprising
Edward: You said it bro
Me: SILENCE! Anyways, I just wanted to say this…my stories will be updated even more SLOWER NOW! I HAVE A LITERATURE CONTEST THAT I HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF, SO ALL MY ATTENTION WILL BE FOCUSING ON THE STORY I'M PLANNING FOR IT! SORRY GUYS, BUT I REALLY WANT TO WIN THAT CONTEST ):D!!
Edward: …well review if you wanna see the next chapter…this lazy authoress is capable of deleting this story if it doesn't have enough reviews ¬¬
Me: NO!...I…I don't like reviews! …O_O…yeah! Don't review!! DON'T
Sebastian: Review please n_n
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Answering Anonymous Reviews:
Anonimus: Because the authoress has a really bad memory and forgot to do it xD but don't worry, she'll know soon...thanks...i don't really expect more ¬¬ but i have to do it so don't worry xD
May Emerald: Okay! Thanks for the review...sorry for the really late update... jeje
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animelover: Amm i'm glad you like it :) i'll try too
girl talk.: All right i'm glad you like my story...now..i'll just pretend i didn't read the Mojo part xD
reader: I'm glad you think it's funny :) i try to make it the funniest possible jeje...what can i say? I'm a happy person...i'll try too :)
Anonymous: Thanks a lot! i hope you like this chapter too! :3
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butchxbuttercup4ever (2): Jejeje i'm so glad you like this :) i will keep writing it don't worry...-.- though the update soon...i'll try xD
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