Well…last chapter wasn't as accepted as I originally thought, but well…they do have their reasons, I guess some explaining will be great, don't ya think? hehe

A lot of persons were mad, disturbed about the sold out thing. I just want to explain this scene more. This scene was based in real life, mostly in mine. In my school, there's this event of selling the cute, popular kids, nerdy kids and even teachers to get money. It is done for one day only and only students from there can participate. Sorry if I made it sound unreal…but believe me it's true. Of course, you can say no if you don't want to be sold, I guess I'm guilty as charged in that little point. That's the only unreal point in there. I'm sorry if you guys didn't like it, but it will stay like that.

Another thing, I'm sure you're all mad about my updates with this story. Someone even went so far to tell me "bitch" in a review (more flame than else…) for not updating. I do understand you guys, but understand me as well. I'm in a hard time now and the updates for this story have to be made when I'm in the mood, I'm sorry for my lateness and everything. For the rude reviewers I've been receiving…(not only this story, but others too…I got two rude anonymous reviewers last chapter) believe me that I'm ONE FREAKING step of cancelling this story and it's only thanks to the anger your reviews cause me. Hear this, the only reason I continued writing this story was because I didn't want to make you guys feel bad or stay without knowing how it ended (I know how it feels, that's why I don't like to make it), but now you really make me want to cancel this story…really. Next time you decide to tell me to go fast, please do it with respect or with a joking humor, not telling me "bitch" and trying to look all "badass"…it only makes me furious instead of making feel bad for you.

So…that's it. Enjoy the chapter, please.

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Dedication: You know? I've never dedicate something personally to him. He's the one that helps me update, makes my crazy-ness stay and is a great person who I can count with in everything. He is my brother, What a Pain. I owe him so much, really. This chapter is dedicated to you, brother :3 I love you so much and I hope you like this chapter at least. Even though you hate this section and this story, you make me update and stay still with my goals. A thousand thanks and a thousand hugs :)!

Warnings: humor, parody.

Disclaimer: I don't own…/sniff/

Inspiration: "Lollipop Luxury" by Jeffree Star


Chapter 5:

That's What Brothers Are For

(Normal POV)

A normal day in the house of the three boys, Brick and his brothers, every single maid is singing happily a melodic tune, making the day seem even brighter. The men working on the enormous green garden are laughing at the jokes being told between them, ignoring their stains of dirt and sweat on their uniforms, even the chef who is always grumpy is smiling at everyone with a force so powerful that could make anyone smile.

…That is until an inhuman scream is heard.

A fat maid shrieks and runs away at the sight of a sword falling towards her. Boomer, who watched everything from his comfortable couch in front of the stairs the poor maid was cleaning, looks with one of his blond eyebrows cocked upwards how his older brother Butch, shouts at the innocent maid.

"DON'T SING HAPPILY, TODAY IS NOT A HAPPY DAY!"

The elder starts crying and runs away from her violent master. The blond boy closes the book he was reading and takes off his reading glasses to look seriously at his relative.

"What did the poor woman ever do to you, you psycho?"

Butch turns his fiery visible eye towards him, smiling eerily, "There you are my dear brother"

Boomer cocks his eyebrow ones again and returns to read his book and position his glasses over his perfect aristocratic nose. Butch groans at the obvious ignorant attitude his younger sibling displays towards him.

He runs with madly speed towards him. When he reaches his form, he hides behind his couch, looking everywhere with suspicion. Boomer sighs angrily.

"Butch…did you sleep last night?"

"Nop…now shh! He could hear us"

Boomer glares at the ceiling. Why? He hated when he didn't sleep…he woke up so paranoid and…violent. Deciding to end everything, he starts talking.

"Okay…what do you want?"

Butch's eerie smile grows, making a passing butler run away in fear, "I've made the perfect plan"

Boomer's patience slips with every evil chuckle made from his brother, "Plan for what?"

The older boy smacks something on the decorative table in front of him. With wide unconfident eyes, he looks that it's a cardboard.

"…What is that?" He asks in suspicion at the innocent looking large paper lying on the glass of the table. The other smirks with triumph at him.

"Plan K.A.A.W.H.!"

Boomer's fear changes into annoyance at the mention of the name, "What does it mean or what?"

Butch lets free a series of evil chuckles, leaving his younger brother worried for his safety once again, "They mean…Kick Ace's Ass With Humilliation!"

"…Who the hell is Ace?"

"Exactly"

Boomer sighs and turns to his book once again, "Really Butch…you act so stupid when you don't sleep…go and catch a nap"

Butch gasps like a child would when his mom suggests him to eat his vegetables, "Are you kidding? Kaoru could evade that green freak for six days, but today she has a date with him!"

"How do you know…?" Boomer starts, his eyes narrowing suspiciously, "Butch, have you been stalking that poor girl?"

"Yes"

Boomer feels for the first time shame for the poor girl. How can she bear with such a stupid idiot like him…it was beyond his knowledge. Blinking, he focuses on his tired eyes. His stomach seems to jump in fear at the possible meaning behind of their state.

"…Have you slept for those days?"

"No"

Boomer groans in despair when his suspicions are confirmed. 'Great, now he will be acting even more stupid than before' he says to himself, then turning towards his brother, "I thought you made Ace stay away from her…"

Butch groans with boredom at his words, "Well, it's kinda hard since he bought her legally…so what do you say, you join my forces?"

"Nah"

Butch blinks softly, thinking his ears missed something of incredible importance, "Excuse me?"

"I've got better things to do"

With that said, the blond boy returns to his lovely book, trying to enjoy the ideas the words display. Butch looks at him with surprise evident in his face.

"Your love interest was sold too!"

Boomer smirks at him in return, "And I took care of it already…I told the principal some little lie, gave him some fake evidence and the boy was suspended for two weeks from school and can't get near to Miyako"

Butch's mouth hangs open at the audacity of his brother, "How the hell could you do it!"

Boomer snorts in return, looking disinterestedly at him, "Do I need to remind you about the power money can have in other people? Like criminals, officers, maids, teachers…money is power after all"

He tries to sit more comfortable in his personal couch, "I didn't do it alone though…you know Brick is the brain, he helped me a lot"

With rage, he grabs his wrist and pulls his brother with him, "I don't care, you're helping me!"

Boomer shouts a bit. Hey, he might be his brother…but still, he was scary as hell. The crybaby of the group kicks him on his leg and runs free from the villain of the house. Butch growls and runs towards his younger brother, knocking away the maids and butlers passing through the elegant peach corridors of their mansion. Boomer finally arrives to their white kitchen, surprising the only two habitants of there. The chef runs away in fear and Brick blinks at the sight of his brother grabbing a cup and filling it with water in fear.

"Boomer…what the freaking hell is going on?"

Before Boomer can answer him, Butch opens the door with a force enough to splinter. Both brothers flinch, but is Boomer the one who glares at him weakly, grabbing the cup in dear life.

"Don't get near me! I have water!"

Brick suddenly remembers why he is the leader of their three-member group.

"…He won't die from water, brother" he states annoyed, finally thinking his brothers' minds exploded with their homework.

Butch snorts mockingly, "Oh no! What am I going to do!"

"Wh-when you try to sabotage Kaoru's date…your appearance will be soggy with the water and your hair will be bad looking…you do-don't want that…do you?" Boomer says, his stutters ruining his taunting speech. Butch's expression changes and becomes afraid.

Brick suddenly remembers how stupid Butch can be when sleep deprived.

'He could just go to his room, take a bath and make his appearance perfect once again…' Brick thinks, looking at them with a playful smile. 'Both are so damn immature when they want too'.

"What's the problem in here?" He asks, looking at both of his brothers. Butch is the first to start.

"This little idiot doesn't want to help me!"

"I want to read my book in peace, is not fair!"

Brick sighs annoyingly, "Boomer, help him…we are brothers for god's sake"

Boomer's eyes narrow with suspicion, "And what about you?"

"I have a date with Momoko"

The blond boy blinks surprised at those words and beams happily at him, "Hey, how did you manage to convince her? Congratulations!"

"She doesn't know~"

"That's…kidnapping" Butch exclaims, temporally forgetting about his "kick-ass" plan. Brick smirks victoriously at both his little brothers.

"Hehehe, of course not, is called surprise" with that said, he stands up from the black stools and waves at both his brothers. "Now, excuse me…my hot babe is waiting for this handsome piece of ass"

With those parting words he leaves, leaving both of his brothers in complete silence inside that kitchen. Boomer sighs in resignation, leaving the cup of water on the black colored bar. He knows he can't say no. Well, he could…but then he would end how the fat maid almost ended, almost dead and with a terrible trauma. He liked his life, thank you very much. So with a slight groan he left his mansion with his big brother… the most violent of them, Butch.

Boomer's first thought when entering the "two star" restaurant?

"Damn it"

It was full with little kids singing a stupid kiddie-satanic Barney song, laughing and hitting themselves like complete little morons. The parents ignored their little abominations, opting for eating the fried chicken or that "enormous" hamburger while enjoying their little "peace". The odor of feet and fast food fills his nostrils like a dog with his food. Yep, that mad was our little angel.

In other words, that restaurant was a hamburger fast-food chain.

"Perfect place for a freaking date"

"I KNOW! I must work harder now with this obvious signs of greatness"

Boomer slaps his own forehead, and then proceeds to hit it against the "clean" table they got, "Butch…is your sleep-deprived head stupid enough to believe THIS is a nice place to date?"

Butch narrows his eyes in a thinking manner, making Boomer groan and slump in his slightly comfortable seat.

"Never mind…now let's see your dat-"

"What are YOU doing in here!"

They both turn to look at the orange haired girlfriend from Brick. Both blink at the surprise alone.

"Amm…I should probably ask you the same thing" he says, looking seriously at angry pink eyes. This poor girl had to be in here? God, poor creature, having to bear this annoying environment and sickly odor even for 5 minutes was punishment…hell, he didn't wish this kind of punishment towards his worst enemy.

The girls' sighs and points to her pink dress and white apron, "I work here, duh!"

Even Butch looked horrified at the statement. Brick's soon-to-be fiancée…WORKING in this piece of crap? Oh hell no.

Well...must at least enjoy the service at least…for now.

"Well, what are you doing in here?"

Butch smirks, "Having a brother-brother bonding time, of course"

Momoko looks suspiciously at the smirking bad boy and his angelic-faced brother, "Are you sure it doesn't have ANYTHING to do with Kaoru's date with Ace in table number 3?"

Butch's smirk grows bigger at her little slip, "Oh no, actually Brick is about to come, if you want you can wait for him"

…The girl ran away after she heard the word "Brick". Boomer smiles sardonically at his brother.

"Woah, I actually thought you would say something stupid right then"

"Pfft, after hearing Kaoru is already on here…my mind turned on immediately"

Boomer snickers softly, earning a smirk from his brother. They both turn to look for table number three and found themselves looking at the tomboy and the strange green-skin freak. Boomer scowls, a sudden feeling of protection invading him. How dare that guy mess with his brother's soon-to-be fiancée? Oh how stupid of his part.

"What are you looking at?"

Both boys turn to the read head again, sighing with exasperation. Seems the girl didn't believe the raven's lie.

"None of your business…now I wish for every single cake you have"

Boomer blinks in astonishment while the girl looks dumbfounded by the decision from the boy. She blinks slowly and starts fidgeting with her pen and note pad.

"Are you sure? They are easily 50 cakes in their"

Butch smirks and nods. Momoko shrugs a bit, slightly mad at him for taking her sweets away from her grasp.

"Well…okay, it's your money not mine"

With that she turns around, leaving the brothers alone. The blond one turns to the other, his astonishment still present.

"Why so many cakes?"

Butch snickers evilly, making his brother suddenly smirk. This afternoon was turning much better for the blue eyed boy than reading a silly book.

On the other side of the restaurant, Kaoru was looking with bored eyes at the gang leader. The freaky boy was smirking, talking about so many "great" and "fascinating" moments of his life, leaving her with the feeling of sickness on her stomach.

'He thinks he's so freaking great and mighty when in fact is a loser…god, I hate people like him'

Moving her straw inside her soda, she tries desperately to turn his words off and change it with the audio of the football's game passing on the restaurant's TV's.

…Until a cake falls from the sky (literally talking), into the boy's greasy black hair. She laughs instantly, her coke left forgotten on the table, while the other boy starts shouting obscenities.

"WHO WAS THE IDIOT WHO DARED TO DO THIS TO ME?"

"Turn around loser!"

He turns around complying to the stranger's voice, only to be met face to frosty with another cake. Kaoru's laugh if possible grows, this time her fists hitting the table their using while a tear escaped her eye.

Growling, the boy takes his sunglasses off and tries to find the culprits, but he finds none.

Outside, both boys look how Ace storms out of the restaurant with fury, the laughs of the other costumers still loud enough for them to hear.

They both laugh too, making a high five. After all, another well done prank from the best pranksters in Japan.

"Come on, let's take this photos from Momoko to Brick" Boomer says, taking out his mini camera. Butch laughs and punches his brother's shoulder.

"Right you bastard, thanks for coming with me by the way"

Boomer smirks, "Well, don't worry…besides Brick was right, we brothers must work together to get our girls, after all that's why brothers are for"

Butch smiles at his younger brother and nods, "Yep, and I couldn't have asked for better brothers"


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