I LIVE!!

Yes, contray to popular believe, I'm not dead! Neither has Fox Leaves been abandoned. The laptop that had the new chapter has crashed again, and the only copy is on that one. Luckily, it can be recovered as soon as the problem is fixed, so I ask that everyone be patient with me.

Till then, I bring you Rule 2, and Prank Rule 1.

Disclaimer: I'm a woman. Therefor, I could not be Kishimoto, (The teasing B#$rd,) and could not own Naruto.


KYUUBI RULE #2

"Interesting look Naruto."

"Dat's not fair! You cheated Tousan!"

"And how did I do such a thing?"

Naruto pouted as a shiver traveled down his spine, following a large drop of dye. Kyuubi smirked at the boy. It had actually been an elegantly simple trap for a three-year old human. A simple pulley simple that would deliver a payload of green dye as soon as the fox slid his door open. Sadly, the little human was three-thousand years too young to catch the fox off guard with such a simple trap. A few illusions, and the boy walked into his own prank.

The fox gave a small laugh as he watched a drop of green roll down his nose to plop into his haori. "I may teach you those illusions when you grow older. Maybe when you reach ten." He smirked a little wider as he leaned over to look the boy in the eye. "And may I give you an advice? It is only considered cheating if you are caught cheating." he turned him around and pushed him towards the bath room. "Now go clean yourself before you stain the rest of you hair and skin."

As Naruto stomped towards the tubs, he mentally added a rule to a personal list of his own; Prank the Kyuubi and die.


KYUUBI RULE #2

IT IS ONLY CHEATING IF YOU GET CAUGHT.

NARUTO PRANK RULE #1:

PRANK THE KYUUBI AND DIE.