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"This entire day sucks," Sora said before popping another piece of chocolate into his mouth.
"It's so manufactured," Kairi stated, scowling at the television, before giving Sora a sideways glance. "Where'd you get chocolate?" Sora paused, his hand halfway between the chocolate box and his mouth.
"Well -" Sora started.
"It was mine, wasn't it?" Kairi said.
"We were going to share," Sora corrected. Kairi looked at Sora, the half empty chocolate box, the coffee table - covered in mangled roses (a Valentine's Day tradition of theirs) - and finally at the T.V. - that was playing some cheesy romantic comedy.
"We are pathetic," Kairi said, reaching over and taking the remaining chocolate from Sora. Sora watched as the chocolate was pulled away, scowling slightly. "I mean we're attractive, we could easily get dates." Kairi said while she picked a piece of chocolate from the box. "Why's the bottom bitten off this?"
"It's the only way you can tell what the filling is!" Sora defended.
"There's a guide!" Kairi countered, holding up the top of the chocolate box - which did in fact have a guide printed on it's underside.
"I didn't know that," Sora mumbled, crossing his arms and sinking further into the couch.
"Doesn't matter," Kairi responded - and really it didn't she and Sora shared most everything else so what was eating a piece of chocolate he'd already taken a bite of? "Anyway, like I said we're attractive we could get dates, right?" Kairi prompted, finally eating the piece of chocolate.
"Sure," Sora agreed, not sounding too convinced. "Who wouldn't want to go out with a junior that looks like a ninth grader."
"You're far to hard on yourself," Kairi said, tossing the chocolate box onto the coffee table - a few pieces bounced out to land among the destroyed roses. "You're cute."
"You're supposed to be hot in high school, not cute." Sora replied and Kairi sighed, mimicking Sora by slouching further into the couch. Both teens stared blankly at the T.V., not really watching the movie playing. This is what they did every Valentine's Day, got together to revel in their loneliness and bash the so called holiday - namely by burning cards their families had given them and murdering a few roses and boxes of chocolate.
"I'm hungry," Kairi said, after several minutes of silence.
"Time for our traditional pizza?" Sora asked.
"In all its heart shaped, pineapple covered goodness," Kairi replied. Just as Kairi rose from the couch to get the phone the front door was thrown open.
"Good afternoon fellow losers," Riku greeted as he entered Kairi's living room, carrying two pizza boxes.
"Riku made it!" Kairi exclaimed. "And he bought the pizza this year."
"Yeah right," Riku scoffed. "You two owe me twenty bucks." Riku set the pizza boxes down on the coffee table and Sora wasted no time in tearing into one. Riku smiled fondly at the brunet's actions before sitting down next to Sora. Kairi sat back down as well, grabbing and placing the second pizza in front of herself.
"I brought the new Resident Evil movie," Riku said before grabbing a slice of pizza.
"Awesome," Sora said around a mouthful of pizza.
"It isn't Valentine's Day without a little gore," Kairi stated.
"So true," Riku agreed, taking a bite of his pizza and propping his feet on the coffee table - further smashing a rose by doing so. And so continued their traditional Valentine's Day celebration.
This is probably my least favorite. it just didn't turn out right...at all.
