What You Least Expect

Author's Note: So I accepted the dare that I left myself in a review! And I

succeeded! Here is the update, a day after the last one! Also, I took my (and

many of your) advice and added some Bamony goodness. Read and review. Oh and

btw, I discovered my problem with Elena- but let's not get into that now. Thank

you to all my reviewers, alerters, and favoriters! I love reviews and as soon as

I figure out how to reply to them, I will! ;P

Disclaimer: I own everything, except the characters, settings, and anything else

you can think of.

Chapter Three:

Elena's POV

Fell's Church here we come! It feels so good to get away. I love Mystic Falls

and all but ,with the memories it holds, it can be depressing. Sometimes you

just need to forget. Move on. Let go. Be free. It's summer and I was offered a

vacation with my friends, away from all the hype. I don't care if a serial

killer offered it- I was going and so were they. Even if I would have had to

guilt them into it. And I did. But in the car with Care and Stef, it seemed like

this was exactly what they needed.

"Care!" I yelled from the shotgun seat. "Put this in! Our favorites!"

"No way! Tell me that's a mix CD with the best songs by Ke$ha, Katy Perry, and

Lady Gaga ever made." Caroline was bouncing in excitement. "We are sooo going to

party!" Stefan sighed then smiled as he sang along to the lyrics of Boy Like You

by Ke$ha- that we forced him to learn.

Bonnie's POV

Kill me now. I'm stuck in a car with Damon Salvatore for five hours. Jeremy's

here too but, though he's helping, his presence is not enough to distract me

from the psychotic douchebag of a vampire in front of me. I can't believe I

ended up in here. Elena wanted to sit with Stefan. Caroline was willing to go

with anyone except Damon. Stefan didn't really mind sitting with Damon, but

Elena did. Damon didn't want to get stuck with the majority of the girls. Jeremy

didn't care. And everyone already knew how I felt about certain sadistic

vampires. That should mean that Damon and Jeremy went in one car, and Stefan,

Elena, Caroline, and I went in another. Sadly, with all the stuff in both cars

(Caroline's make-up set) there was only room for three people in each car. So

who gets stuck with Damon? Bonnie. Cause that's such a bright idea.

"Damon put the CD in." I huffed " It's an awesome mix which you will play." He

just smirked.

Damon's POV

She thought she was going to play pop music. In my sports car. For five hours. Who

knew the witch had a sense of humor?

"Funny, Bon. Really funny." I said "A pop CD playing in my car. Did hell freeze

over?" Jeremy took his iPod headphones out of his ears, smirking. He looked as

if he was getting ready to watch a good tennis match. How right he was.

"Damon this is non- negotiable. Put. In. The. Music." Her teeth grinded

together, she was really annoyed. The perfect time to toy with her.

"Over your dead body, Witch." She had had enough. Jeremy was all out grinning

now. She snapped her fingers and the CD flew into the player. A song came on and

I didn't know the title or the artist.

When the dark of the night

Comes around that's the time

That the animal comes alive

Looking for something wild

What the hell? What has music come to? The singer's voice was alright. The lyrics were

cool. But the music? Seriously? Lyrics like that with a pop beat?

There's a place I know

If you're looking for a show

Where they go hardcore

And there's glitter on the floor

When they turn me on

When they take it off

When they take it off

Everybody take it off!

"Are you trying to tell me something, Bon?"

She blinked several times, then caught on.

"Damon, not even in your dreams!" this was going to be a fun trip.

Jeremy's POV

The bickering and bantering went on and on. She would put in music. He would

take it out. She would threaten him. He would smirk. It was all very amusing.

"Jer, did you see that sign?" Bonnie asked.

"Yup." 'Welcome. You are now entering Fell's Church'

Author's Note: Woot! Woot! They're in Fell's Church. There is going to be some

inter-character relations in Chapter 4! Finally. Okay so there are two ways I'm

thinking about making them meet. They are either going to all meet in the town

square or at the beach or something, or Tv Damon rented rooms for all of them at

the Boarding House. O_o Tell me what you think I need your opinions! Also, how

epic am I for updating so soon? Totally? I thought so too!

Bonnie: Kenya?

Xx-MuchLove-xX: Bonnie?

Both: Ohmigod! How are you?

Damon: Hello, ladies. Bon. Ken.

Bonnie: Damon, would you please stop stalking us?

Xx-MuchLove-xX: Seriously! I don't want to have to make you!

Damon: You can't make me do a thing! You don't own me! You don't own anything!

Not even that annoyingly catchy pop song!

Xx-MuchLove-xX: *Sniffles* You're right. *Starts crying*

Bonnie: Look what you did!

Damon: I'm sorry, Ken Ken! You want this cookie?

Xx-MuchLove-xX: Yay! Cookie!

Damon: Works every time!

xD

Much Love,

Kenya