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It was almost a normal day for Kirihara Akaya. He went to school, failed his English test, ate lunch with the regulars, forgot his homework at home, and got a detention for insulting his math teacher. All was going remarkably right...until Kirihara saw Ms. Latnem at his tennis practice, that is. Everything went from heaven to hell.
Kirihara groaned. "I thought yesterday was just a nightmare!" he whispered to Marui.
Niou, who happened to be nearby, rolled his eyes. "You wish. She's a nightmare, all right."
"Time for the practice!" announced Ms. Latnem. She clapped her hands, yet nobody moved.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" she screeched. "I clap my hands and you obey!"
Nobody moved. Everybody held their breath.
Ms. Latnem rolled her eyes. "Idiots! You are supposed to bow and say 'Yes, Ms. Latnem'! That is what all the people at England say to the Queen, her royal highness!"
"You're not a queen, though. You're nothing like a queen," muttered Niou under his breath. Ms. Latnem's eyes seemed to pierce holes in Niou's back.
"I say and you obey!" she screeched again. "And you first years! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THIS PRACTICE?"
The first years looked afraid. "We-we also practice," stammered a rather brave one.
"NO NO ! YOU do not practice! YOU are too terrible! YOU stay OUT! All BUT the regulars OUT!" she screamed. The rest of the tennis members gasped.
"Madame," started Yagyuu.
"NO NO! I will hear NOTHING from you!"
"Ms. Latnem," addressed Sanada in a serious tone, "these first years and second years need hard training in order for them to succeed the Rikkai tennis club. It's important."
Ms. Latnem stared Sanada square in the eye. "Are YOU the coach or me? What I say IS LAW. You disobey me? You are OUT."
Sanada looked offended, but after all, he was a rock, and rocks didn't have any feelings, do they? And if he had feelings, then he would be a rather old rock, wouldn't he? So even if he had feelings, he needed to hide them or it would be rather disruptive, wouldn't it? So he must try to hide his inner feelings. GASP!
Ms. Latnem smirked. "I have decided that for this team's safety, we must ban Sanada. No more speaking of me, no more thinking of him, no more remembering him! And he himself...WILL STAY OUT OF THESE COURTS. OUT!"
"What?" asked Marui. "You can't ban Sanada from this club! He's been leading us on when Yukimura isn't here! He's practically the best person on the team except for Yukimura! You can't just ban him!"
Ms. Latnem laughed so evilly that evil villains would even think twice before messing with her and even the bravest men would cower under her presence. Of course, the Rikkai regulars are WAY better than superheroes or anybody else, even though they lost the Nationals in Middle school, so they did not cower at all.
"Would you like to be banned to, Marui?" she asked, immediately lowering the temperature 20 degrees that the weather reporter was accused of false reporting and was fired.
"N-No thank you. By the way, wasn't it supposed to be a 'sunny and warm day with a freshening breeze'?" asked Marui.
Yanagi felt so jealous that Yagyuu could adjust his glasses that moment. "According to my data," he began, "Ms. Latnem's laugh and here evil words have caused the decrease of the temperature, or siccus in Latin..."
Kirihara pouted. "Why do you have total control over us?" he questioned as he watched Sanada leave the courts. "I refuse to bow beneath a simple coach like you! We have surpassed you in so many ways!"
Ms. Latnem raised her eyebrows. "But not in psychology, of course. Now YOU will do what I say or I will get you..." She immediately made a decapitated action, even though she obviously meant expelled.
"The principal would never agree!" stated Niou proudly. Principal Os-Diputs immediately appeared behind everyone.
"Were you talking about me?" he asked, suddenly receiving the magical power of super hearing. "And yes, I have given Ms. Latnem permission to have total control over you, since she's my long lost sister who I have never seen or heard of before and whom my parents denied having and insisted I was lying. So, you must listen to her."
"Isn't it obvious that that's a lie?" asked Marui. "I mean, can't you tell?"
Principal Os-Diputs shook his head. "Oh no, she's my long lost sister who I have never seen or heard of before and whom my parents denied having and insisted I was lying. See? We look quite alike."
Everybody rolled their eyes, since it was obvious that Principal Os-Diputs did not look a single thing like Ms. Latnem. "Excuse me," started Jackal, "I do not see how you two look alike."
Principal shook his head in frustration. "It's so obvious! I mean, we both have noses, mouths, eyes, ears, hair, a neck, legs, arms, a heart and a face! Are you that stupid, my dear students? Where did all these years of education go?"
"If so," began Kirihara, "then shouldn't we look likes you too?"
Principal Os-Diputs sighed. "Of course not! You're all Japanese!"
Yagyuu adjusted his glasses. "Principal, you are also Japanese."
The principal shook his head again. "I'm not Japanese, I'm from Japan! Now please listen to your dear coach here or I will have to give you all detentions."
The regulars felt like tearing their hair in frustration at the principal's shocking stupidity.
Ms. Latnem smiled cruelly again. "See? Now run 100 laps!"
"That's less than half of what fukubuchou gives us," muttered Kirhara.
"Would you like a thousand, then?"
"N-no...I'm good."
Ms. Latnem turned to leave. "Oh yes!" she cried, turning around. "I just remembered. Mr. Kirihara here needs to end his anger management problems. I have almost forgotten."
Marui blew a bubble, which Ms. Latnem popped again. "Hey! That was a big bubble! So, anyways, how are you going to achieve that? Are you going to send him to a psychiatrist?"
Ms. Latnem rolled her eyes. "Of course I would not waste my precious income! What I mean is that you regulars must help Mr. Kirihara overcome his 'little problems'. You have the weekend to do that. When I see you on Monday, again, I shall expect you all to have cured him thoroughly or I shall see to you all being kicked off the team. Now, Adieu."
She walked gracefully to the main gate, but slipped on a banana peel and landed on her face.
"Whoops," exclaimed Niou. "My mistake."
A/N: Wow, we really hate this stupid oc, I want her to die, don't worry, she will! But for the sake of the plot she can't die - yet. Any ideas for how she should die?
By Chantal and Noel, all comments are welcome. Very welcome.
