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Kirihara Akaya was on his bed, thinking. It was Monday, the huge event. After being leaving Jackal's house, he had thought over Yanagi's proposition over again. Acting nice? That's near impossible. But on the other side, he really didn't want to be kicked off the team like Sanada, even though he knew that Ms. Latnem will probably be shooed away after a while. But tennis was his life! Not playing tennis for even a little time, was pure hell to him. He couldn't live without it. Then suddenly, he remembered somebody. Yukimura.

That was why he called the rest of the regulars to devise their rescue.

"Yanagi!" shouted Kirihara into the phone. "Let's ask Yukimura to save us!"

"Akaya, it's 5:00 in the morning. I suggest you get some sleep before coming to school."

"But-"

"Goodbye, let's talk at school."

"Jackal!" screamed Kirihara with a lot of enthusiasm into the phone. "I've got a amazing plan!"

"Akaya, go back to sleep. I don't think-yawn-it's time for school yet. Bye."

"Don't-!"

"Marui!" called Kirihara. "I—"

"It's time for school? What? I'm late? NO! I must get dressed! Bye!"

"Niou-senpai!" yelled Kirihara. "Did—"

"Sorry, but Niou isn't here right now. So if you don't to be killed, have cold water poured on your head, slip on everything, get chicken feathers glued on you, have your pants pulled down, have me trip you every time I see you, and get made fun of for the rest of your life, then I advise you to hang up and stop calling me or spamming me or call me again at this time, or everything above might happen to you. Bye!"

Kirihara sighed and decided to dial Yagyuu's number.

"Yagyuu~!"he said in a sing-song voice, not caring to waste his precious voice.

"Tami-kun, I'm extremely sorry but I am still saying no to your invitation to a movie and a moonlight dinner. I am very busy, and if I don't spend the weekend with Niou-kun, then I'll probably be picking gum out of my hair for weeks and have Marui crying on my shoulder every day. Besides, I believe it's still quite early. Now also, Tami-kun, could you stop stuffing my locker with love-confessions and spamming quite random things and stalking my 24/7? Thank you, and goodbye."

Kirihara opened his mouth in awe and stared at his cell phone. There was only one person left now.

"Sanada?" he asked.

"Kirihara! You don't understand how long I've been waiting for someone to call me!" sobbed Sanada into his phone.

Kirihara suddenly had a light bulb idea. "Oh wait!" he exclaimed. "You're not on the team anymore, so why should I be talking to you?"

"NO! PLEASE DON'T HANG—"

Kirihara sighed and lied down on his bed again. Nobody seemed to care, even though he was possibly suggesting the idea that would save their lives! Oh well, he'll talk to them at school.

***
LUNCH

Marui fumed. Smoke could almost be seen coming out of his ears in puffs. "KIRIHARA AKAYA. You are SO dead. You woke me up at five in the morning, and when I got here I realized it was only six! Then some random teachers came along and stated that I shouldn't be here this early, and gave me detention! At detention I had to clean ALL of the graffiti that Niou drew on the toilets and on the toilet paper, which was an infinity amount. Oh you are SO dead."

As Marui started charging at him, Kirihara received another light bulb idea. "Wait! Shouldn't you be killing Niou-senpai instead since it was he who drew all the graffiti?"

Marui stopped and started thinking hard. "EUREKA!" he shrieked. "Oh Niou you are SO dead." He then charged at Niou and both of them started cat-fighting to the death again.

As Kirihara sat down, Yanagi applauded for him. "Wow, Akaya. You have certainly gotten 2.46% smarter. Congratulations."

Kirihara beamed. Sanada held his tray as he made his way over to where the rest of the regulars were. "Hello," he greeted them casually. "The spaghetti was quite good."

Since Kirihara was certainly more smarter, so he suddenly had another light bulb. "Oh wait...Sanada, this is a regulars-only table, so why are you here?" he questioned.

Sanada tore at his hair in frustration. "NO!" he cried. "I was trying to act casual so none of you would notice!"

Yagyuu adjusted his glasses. "Sanada-kun, commenting on the spaghetti when we didn't have spaghetti for lunch and acting all cool was certainly not your style, and it was quite obvious that you were just trying to act casual. Besides, since Ms. Latnem..."

"Who was talking to me?" asked a voice with a British accent.

"I beg your pardon, I..."

"No," stated Ms. Latnem, glaring at the cowering people. "You will not speak like a gentleman. I HATE gentlemen."

Kirihara pouted. "But you see, everybody likes gentleman!" he retorted. "I mean, who would want someone like Niou-senpai in their class?" Somewhere amongst the catfight, Niou threw a glare at Kirihara.

"Well, time for tennis practice," she announced, clapping her hands. Marui and Niou stopped fighting immediately. "THIS early?" gasped Marui. "It's only lunch time!"

Ms. Latnem rolled her eyes. "What I say is LAW. I have arranged this time with Principal Os-Diputs, and he certainly agrees. So of you go...NOW."

Suddenly, a fan girl staggered up in front of Yagyuu. "Oh Yagyuu-senpai!" she shrieked. "It's your darling Tami-kun!"

She continued to throw herself into Yagyuu's arms, but Ms. Latnem threw her arm in front of Tami and slapped fainted. All the people in the cafeteria stopped eating and stared.

Ms. Latnem cleared her throat. "Anyone who interferes with the regulars' practice will be punished. Take her death as your example."

"Tami's not dead," Jackal pointed out.

Ms. Latnem glared at him. "Silence. Now," she started, turning to look at Kirihara. "And you! Let me see your resolve." Her smile twisted and became a smirk...

Da da da da...(Beethoven's fifth symphony in C minor)


A/N: Hi, again! I just cannot believe that I have to write 4 CHAPTERS for each character! Life isn't fair. Hmpf.

Okay, back to the author's note. Anyways, I have been trying to make all my chapters at least a thousand words long, since I HATE most one-shots, no offence, since they're just so short and the plot just doesn't go on and it just ends so abruptly...though long one-shots are okay.

I would also like to thank some of my first and many reviewers: TsukikoIchihara, EcstaticPetenshi, xCinnamonXSwirlx, Cysil-Requiem(thanks for the death idea! I'll probably use it, but she's not going to be dead though, since I have another thought...), diamondapril11, amirakisuke, Coco96(thanks for reviewing for N3RD L0V3 too!), kreyzk, and I like Randomness. Thanks for your support!

And also I apologize since I haven't updated for a long time. I was just really busy and stuff.

By: Noël and Chantal, not one of us, both of us.