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Kirihara swallowed. It was now time to test his perseverance. But what worse could Ms. Latnem do? Murder him? Impossible. Principal Os-Diputs would never allow it...would he? It is, after all, illegal to abuse young children.

Ms. Latnem led them to the tennis courts. Kirihara turned to follow the rest of the regulars to start practice, but Ms. Latnem stopped him. "Come to the club room," she drawled, and left.

Kirihara stuttered to the club room, his mind working overtime. Was Ms. Latnem going to rape him or something? Or was she going to poison him in the safety of the locked door? And apparently, he was all wrong.

Ms. Latnem instructed Kirihara to sit directly in front him, so that they were face to face, only divided by the long, rectangular table. "Now, let me test you. Here is a test sheet. Fill it in, as you feel."


TEST:

What would you do if somebody slapped you?

A. Slap him/her back.

B. Secretly make voodoo dolls, recite terrible curses, and throw death glares at him/her.

C. Walk away.

D. Smile, and ask him/her if they want to have a chocolate sundae.

What would you do if somebody insulted you?

A. Insult him/her back.

B. Secretly mutter unforgivable insults under your breath at him/her.

C. Ignore him/her.

D. Smile, and ask him/her if they want to have a chocolate sundae.

What would you do if somebody killed your best friend?

A. Kill his/her best friend.

B. Secretly cry your eyes out and stab your voodoo dolls every single day.

C. Stay away from him/her forever.

D. Smile, and ask him/her if they want to have a chocolate sundae.


Kirihara snorted. This test was easy. Obviously, he would just have to choose the nicest response for all of he. So he chose d) for all of the 3 questions, and handed his sheet in. Ms. Latnem smirked, and handed him the answer sheet back.

ANSWER SHEET:

If you have chosen a) for all/most of them: you are normal.

If you have chosen b) for all/most of them: you are evil.

If you have chosen c) for all/most of them: you are nice.

If you have chosen d) for all/most of them: you seriously have problems. Go see a doctor.

Kirihara swore. "What the hell? This doesn't make sense!" he shouted, tearing the sheet in half. Ms. Latnem held up a handmade cardboard sign: you have failed. Prepare for death. Immediately, 2 burly security guards pulled Kirihara out of his seat, pressed a secret code on a huge lock that appeared out nowhere, and threw Kirihara in the secret room. He was in jail. Seriously. The only vision of him could be seen through the barred window on the large metal door. He was seriously in jail.


Marui looked at his watch. "Kirihara's late. I'm sure the big test won't be that long! It's been an HOUR!"

Ms. Latnem stepped out of the club room and clapped her hands. "Is it Kirihara Akaya you are looking for? Well if so, then I shall inform you...he is in jail, for pretending to be cured and wasting my precious time."

Niou snorted. "You put him in jail? Impossible! There's only a jail at a police station, and they would never let random children in. I've been there in fact, for a couple of minutes, since I was caught rigging the vending machines. Puri. It was a good prank...if anybody inserted a coin in it, the whole vending machine would start shaking and beeping, and eventually topple onto the unlucky victim. Too bad I didn't get to test it on someone...but the police officers caught me. Some were going to throw me in jail for a couple of days, but apparently I fit in their 'Random Children Who When Sent to Jail Will Cause Mayhem and Disorder' section, so I was let off."

"Really?" Marui widened his eyes in surprise. "I thought all the police officers did was sit around drinking coffee and eating doughnuts!"

Niou smirked. "That's in the movies, fatty. But to think about it...I believe that they had just came back from a coffee break at a nearby café."

Ms. Latnem cleared her throat. "Anyways, come NOW." She started away, and the Rikkai regulars grimly followed her, whispering and bickering (in Niou and Marui's case). As they reached the club room, they caught sight a angry Kirihara with blood-red eyes banging on a large, metal door that looked indestructible.

"LET ME OUT!" screamed Kirihara, obviously hyperventilating. "LET. ME. OUT!"

Yanagi flipped through his data book quickly. "How did you get all this equipment made and fastened in? I'm pretty sure this is the latest security item, and at the last auction a set was sold at a auction at the price of ¥79, 611!"

Ms. Latnem smirked. "I used the equipment money that Principal Os-Diputs lent me."

"But our equipment money is only ¥1,000! That's still very less compared to the price!"

"I have my ways, so now shut up. Back to the subject. According to my data, Marui Bunta is next. Marui Bunta. I will see your results on Friday. Now goodbye." As she turned to leave, she immediately slipped on a banana peel and got run over by a truck...JUST JOKING. Of course that wouldn't happen, since this story needs to go on. But she did slip on a banana peel and fall on her face.

Niou scratched his head in wonder. "She always seems to slip on my garbage...though I am truly, truly sorry. Puri."


A/N: This chapter didn't reach my goal of 1000 words though, but oh well. I don't feel like writing anymore. The next chapter will be a sort of interlude from the main story, and a Yukimura chapter, since I feel guilty that I haven't mentioned him at all yet.

All reviews and constructive criticism are appreciated! Please let us know if you have any complaints about anything. ; ). By Noël and Chantal.