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"I don't understand what religion means," said Kirihara a matter-of-factly. "Yet I don't really believe in god. Sure, there was some supernatural force that made the Big Hand or whatever—"

"Big Bang," Yanagi corrected.

"Fine, Big Bang. But this religion is really random and very abrupt," concluded the certain junior.

"Anyone can pursue religion," said Sanada. "Yes, people believe that the Large Explosion-"

"Big Bang," Yanagi corrected.

"Yes, Big Bang...but I personally think that religion is nothing to be made fun of but to be taken seriously. It's not a joke. Just by saying that you're insulting a lot of people."

Kirihara backed up. "I'm sorry, please don't kill me."

"However," said Sanada, "But as a compromise, I shall keep the religion more personal than before."

"Ladies and gentlemen-" started Yagyuu. "I—"

"No ladies here," corrected Yanagi.

"Yanagi is correcting people more than usual," whispered so and so to another somebody.

"No duh, he's extremely frustrated. I saw him up at midnight yesterday hiding his data books in the cupboard or someplace."

"It was in the oven," chimed in Kirihara to Niou and Marui. "I personally saw him. Personally, I also believe it would be, personally, stupid to hide something in a cupboard."

"Personally," mimicked Niou, "I also believe that you may now shut up."

Kirihara muttered something mildly impolite and disturbing- we'll leave that out for now.

Anyways, Ms. Latnem happened to walk down the stairs yawning and complaining(she was always complaining about something) about the pillows or toothbrushes—well something unimportant like that.

"Yanagi," she said in a strict tone. "Give me your data books."

Yanagi paled from head to toe. "I-I don't have them with me," he lied, eyes darting all over the kitchen. "If you want them, you can go to S-Seigaku since my friend has them."

Ms. Latnem grumbled something about the stupidity of certain ones these days and went to the refrigerator. Unlike most people, she believed that ice cream, since it contains calcium and if orange-flavoured, vitamin C, was a very good way to begin someone's day, perhaps brightening it up considerably.

Now, we will take a look at Yanagi's sleepless night:

Yanagi got up at midnight, snuck downstairs with his books and chucked them in the cupboard.

After getting back in bed, he got up again. Thinking the books were not safe, he returned and hid them in the oven.

Believing that his precious books would be burned to ashes by some uncaring coach or someone (specifically Niou, who is actually seriously bored out of his mind) looking for a prank, like setting a house on fire or something, he decided to hide them in the refrigerator. Similar to what normal people (okay, not really) would do.

When finished with the task, he got into his bed, and started dreaming of a world where everyone was happy. Where there were random data books containing important data floating around, singing out certain things like people's birthdays and what type of toothpaste they use...

...

It is very unfortunate if you were hit on the head by an icy avalanche of rock-hard books in the early morning. On the way to getting your favourite dessert.

You should all know what happened after this (this deserves a moment of silence, followed by the singing of the national anthem).

Ms. Latnem was, regrettably, buried under a mass pile of green books.

"Wow! This is awesome!" exclaimed Niou. He then took to stuffing as many books as he could into his pockets.

"Give it back!" cried Yanagi, almost in tears. "Hey! Give that one back! They're mine!"

Ms. Latnem unburied herself and stood up. "NOW I DETEST YOU!" she screamed. "THESE BOOKS DESERVE TO BE BURNED! I am going to burn them right now!"

But then she seemed to have another thought. "Never mind. You children can burn them for me, since I have better things to busy myself with."


"Fire!" cheered Kirihara. "I never knew you could make a fire in the house with data books! The only bad thing is that there's a annoying beepy sound!"

Crickets chirped.

"Hey! Why is the random thingy beeping and screaming?" asked Jackal.

"It's because we're setting up a fire inside a house," answered Yanagi, blinking back sad tears that threatened to escape his eyes. "The fire alarms are bound to be beeping."

Sanada coughed. "I'm not sure this is such a great idea. Starting a fire in a house is quite dangerous."

Niou shrugged and winked. "It's O.K. I've got it under control," he replied happily while chucking books into the crackling fire. "It's a brilliant idea. I've never tried getting a fire on a wooden floor."

"What did you just say?" demanded Marui, blowing a bubble.

Niou rolled his eyes. "I've never tried setting a fire on a wooden floor, of course."

"Doesn't wood catch fire easily?"

"Good job, Sherlock."

"You know," started Yagyuu, "I don't think starting a fire on a wooden floor is such a wise idea."

Silence. Silence. Silence.

Kirihara shrugged. "Then let's go. Nothing bad will happen, I guess. Now who wants to play hide-and-seek?"

So the people got up and left the house, completely ignoring many important rules of 'fire safety'.

By sundown, the firemen had arrived to clean up the wreckage.

Alas, the field trip ended due to 'unexpected problems'.

(Just a reminder, but they never got to play hide-and-seek, since it didn't seem like a well-suited game for teenagers. So, they decided to play 'the GROWN-UP hide-and-seek)


A/N: Hi. We didn't update in a LONG time since, well, we were really busy with stuff. Anyways, we hope you like this chapter, even though the ending is a tad too abrupt, and reviews are nice. Okay, really nice. Thanks!

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By the way, when I think of bigbang, I think of the korean band bigbang, not the tv show. G-Dragon forever! 3

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