Warnings: Shounen-ai, very little yaoi in way later chapters, Smart!Naru, maybe some horribly done fighting scenes in later chapters, OoC characters, Orochimaru, Hidan's mouth, Sai's magic word of the day, and creepy/crazy teachers
Pairings: unknown at this time, main pairing has Naruto in it... there might be some KibaHina... maybe...
Disclaimer: I no ownin' of thee Naruto! Comprede?
Naruto in Konoha
Chapter 2
Orochimaru and the Guy with a Pole Up his A*s A.K.A. Sasuke
"This is definitely Orochimaru's class," the blonde muttered to himself, "Father was right. Orochimaru does have a lot of pet snakes…" There were indeed many snakes in cages neatly scattered around the room. "You must be Naruto-kun," a snake-like voice softly spoke from behind, causing Naruto to quickly straighten his back. Turning around, Naruto was faced with a tall pale man with silky-looking long black hair. He had the face of a villain and Naruto could already tell what kind of teacher he was going to be.
"Yes, sir," Naruto replied as politely as he could, "I'm guessing you're Sanin-sensei" "Do call me Orochimaru-sensei," the man responded in a polite but creepy manner. "Hai, Orochimaru-sensei!" Orochimaru then told Naruto the rules of his classroom and when he finished, the other students started coming in.
Naruto found that the class wasn't as boring as he'd expect it to be. Much to his dismay, Naruto was forced to sit with someone other than Hinata, which they were both surprised to find they had the same class together. Now he had to sit next to this guy named Uchiha Sasuke, whom Naruto could tell right off the bat had a giant pole stuck in his a*s.
Sasuke had pale skin and raven black hair, which reminded Naruto of a duck's butt. He had some muscles showing, just not very big ones, but anyone could tell he's stronger than most guys and very athletic. The boy's charcoal black eyes were devoid of all sense of emotions, which unnerved the blonde a little. Sasuke's uniform was clean, neat, and wrinkle-free. The white button-up shirt carefully tucked into his dark black pants, Naruto couldn't believe that people actually tuck in their shirts.
Naruto didn't really pay attention in class; after all, he already knew this stuff since Father taught it to him. He saw that the Uchiha wasn't taking any notes even. Naruto wondered if he already knew this stuff, too. Naruto scanned the room, taking mental notes of his classmates. Hinata was sitting with some brown haired guy with red upside-down triangles on his cheeks ('Is that even allowed?' Naruto thought) and a guy with sunglasses and a jacket that covered the lower half of his face.
There was a guy with a ponytail sticking up, who was sleeping, and next to him was guy, who was on the wide side ('Not fat, just a little wide'), eating in class. Also with them was a blonde with a long ponytail and a long strip of bangs trying to cover one of her eyes. She was currently dreamily staring at Sasuke but would sometimes glare at the pink haired ('Is that even her natural hair colour?') girl sitting next to Sasuke.
This pink haired girl wore a lot of pink and red (Naruto's eye twitched at the amount of pink she wore). Her eyes were green ('At least they look natural') and her hair was long. She kept glancing at Sasuke then start giggling to herself. Naruto tried to figure out what's wrong with the girls who kept staring at Sasuke but figured it was a girl thing, something Father had warned about.
"With a few minutes left of class," Orochimaru started saying after he finished his lesson, "I want you all to team up in twos and you all better remember your partner by our next class because we'll all start without you" Everyone got up, motioned to others to join them. Naruto got up to asked Hinata but saw that she was already taken by the double-triangle faced dude. It seemed almost everyone had a partner by now, except the girls who were fighting to be Sasuke's partner.
"Hey Dobe," a voice called. It took a couple more calls for Naruto to realize that the voice was talking to him. Naruto twitched at the name and turned to face the person. "You look like you need a partner," the person, who turned out to be Sasuke, said, looking like he was willing to be Naruto's partner. Naruto was surprised to find that Sasuke wasn't the jerk he seemed to be then mentally scolded himself for judging a book by its cover. "Yeah, I kinda do," Naruto sheepishly said, "Will you be my partner? I don't know anyone except Hinata and she's taken and all… So, will you?" Sasuke gave his best smile towards the blonde before replying, "No"
That bast*rd will pay! Naruto took back all his thoughts about Sasuke not being a jerk. He wanted to punch that teme right then and there but had to stop himself since he didn't want to get in trouble, especially not in front of Orochimaru, the guy still creeps him out. Naruto did end up with a partner. He was the guy who was sleeping in class. His name is Nara Shikamaru and he's the smartest student in their grade but he's too lazy to take any advance classes. The two talked (Well, Naruto talked and Shikamaru listened) until the bell rang to dismiss them from class.
Random Comments from the Authoress That People Might Not Read Anyways:
This chapter was rather quick to write... compared to the next chapter... When I finish ^^"
