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Sorry it took so long DX please forgive me! Blame school! and homework! and lack of brain to word application, cuz it didn't come with my (imaginary) iPhone...

Answer time! 9questis have been simplified! fear the simplifyness!)
femNaru?... No
SasuNaru?... Yes
ukeNaru?... FTW yes! XD all the way, baby!
who did Sasuke end up with?... all will be revealed in due time
Sasuke? a jerk? on the first meeting? por que?... uh...I'm sorry?
smartNaru?... Yes. but like you said, not as smart as Shika-Shika.

Naruto in Konoha
Chapter 3
Gaara and Neji and Uchihas! Oh My!

It was Naruto's favorite time of the day: Lunch! He met up Hinata and her friends. Naruto tried dragging Shikamaru to join them but he said he had to be somewhere else and left. Hinata introduced her friends to Naruto. The kid with the double triangles was named Inuzuka Kiba and the sunglasses guy was named Aburame Shino.

Hinata, Kiba, and Shino examined Naruto's class schedule to see if they shared anymore classes. "Ah! W-We have literary class with J-Jiraiya-sensei!" Hinata said then worriedly said, "Y-You also have PE with my c-cousin, Neji"

"I'm sure I have nothing to worry about if he's anything like you," Naruto said to the now blushing Hinata. Kiba laughed, "Neji is nothing like Hinata! He's got a pole up his #!*% and all he talks about is destiny!" Naruto sighed, "How many at this school have poles up their #!*% ?"

Naruto was left unanswered when Kiba yelled, "WE HAVE MATH TOGETHER? HOW COME I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU?"

"I was the one who got yelled at by Iruka-sensei for sleeping on the first day of class," Naruto said in disbelief that someone didn't notice him getting yelled at. "Oh yeah," Kiba said in realization and ruffled Naruto's hair, "Sorry 'bout that, little dude! I didn't know that was you!"

"Naruto and I have history together," Shino suddenly said. "Really?" Naruto asked which Shino nodded in response. The four continued talking amongst each other until Naruto remembered that he needed to get his lunch. Kiba told the blonde where they'll be sitting ("We'll be on the roof!" is what he said) before Naruto ran off to the lunch line. Naruto was hoping that they have ramen.

"How can they not have ramen?" Naruto complained to no one in particular as he carried off with the only thing they sold there that he felt like getting, which was some kind of sandwich (Well, at least it's food).

"Ramen is not very nutritional, don't you think?" a voice from behind calmly said, resulting in Naruto almost having a heart attack. The blonde turned around and was met with pure black eyes.

The owner was a very young man in a black security uniform with a red cloud and Akatsuki written in red on the breast. He had long black hair tied into a ponytail and his nails painted purple. There was something about him that looked familiar.

"Sorry, did I scare you?" the man said, his face emotionless and his voice feigning concern.

"I'm going to make a guess, that you're related to Uchiha Sasuke," Naruto said.

"Hn" was all the man said. Naruto raised an eyebrow and asked, "Is that supposed to mean a 'yes' or a 'no'? You can't say 'Hn' this time, ok, whoever you are?"

"The name's Uchiha Itachi," the man said as he left. Naruto stared after him for a few seconds before muttering something about "Uchiha's are nothing but trouble" and shaking his head.

The blonde was continuing on his way walking to where the stairs were when he noticed a blood red-haired boy sitting all by himself.

Changing his course, Naruto walked up to the boy and asked, "Hey, what are you doing sitting here all by yourself?" The boy just stared at the blonde with his intimidating emerald eyes. "My name's Uzumaki Naruto! What's yours?" Naruto said with his hand out for the red-head to shake. The boy just continued to stare, causing the blue-eyed boy to sweat and worry.

"Gaara," the boy said, turning to ignore the blonde now.

"Do you want to sit with us on the roof?" Naruto asked. Gaara raised a nonexistent eyebrow. "Beats being alone, you know" the blonde added. After a few seconds of silence, Naruto walked away towards the stairs saying, "If you change your mind, we'll be on the roof"

"Naruto-san," Gaara spoke, causing the blue eyed boy to look back. Gaara got up and grabbed his stuff, ignoring the stares everyone were giving the two the whole time. Walking up to Naruto, he said, "Wrong stairs" Gaara pointed to a different stairs that looked exactly like the one the blonde was going to use, causing Naruto to blush. 'Well, that was embarrassing!'

"Hey guys," Naruto said as he made it on the roof, "I hope you don't mind if I brought someone with me"

"Usually depends on who it is," Kiba playfully replied before noticing Gaara standing next to the blonde, "Oh #!*% ! It's Gaara!" Naruto stared at Kiba (now having a heart attack), confused of his behavior, and asked, "Yes, I brought Gaara. Is there a problem with that?"

"Of course not!" the tattoo faced boy nervously said, "W-What gave you that idea?" 'Things are not going to be okay when HE finds out' thought Kiba. This could get ugly.

"Who's the blonde," a calm male voice asked moments after Naruto and Gaara sat down. Everyone turned to stare at the person standing next to the door. There stood a brown-haired male in uniform with pale purple eyes, similar to Hinata's. The teenager studied Naruto from his spot until the blonde's face was computed to memory.

"Blonde?" a familiar voice asked before the figure revealed himself to be Sasuke. The raven stared at Naruto for a few seconds then unenthusiastically said, "Oh. It's just the Dobe"

Twitch. Just the Dobe? Twitch. How dare he!

"What the #!*% are you doing here, Teme?" Naruto yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Sasuke. Kiba was about to speak but the Uchiha beat him.

"This is our spot," the raven replied with a smirk, "or did Kiba not tell you this?" Sasuke enjoyed watching Naruto stare in disbelief at Inuzuka but then noticed the presence of a red haired student. The two locked eyes and glared at each other.

"Gaara"

"Uchiha"

"How can you be friends with that Teme?" Naruto cried, causing Gaara and Sasuke to turn their attention back on the blonde. The short boy sat there with his arms crossed in front of his chest and a pout as he waited for Kiba's answer.

"The same way he could be friends with a dobe like you," Sasuke said, taking a seat next to Shino and farthest away from the now fuming blonde who is currently spitting out all kinds of words at the raven. Kiba had to hold on to him before the blonde could try to kill Sasuke or something along those lines. Neji sat next to Sasuke and was introduced to Naruto. Naruto ate his sandwich while glaring at Sasuke, who had the Mightier-than-Thee smirk© on his face. This was interrupted by the arrival of another person, Shikamaru.

"When did Gaara start sitting with us?" Shikamaru asked upon viewing the circle the teens had formed. The lazy teen sat himself in the large space between Gaara and Neji. (For the curious, Neji was sitting next to Sasuke, who was sitting next Shino. Shino had on his right Hinata, who had Kiba on her right. Kiba sat next to Naruto, who sat next to Gaara, who previously had a large gap between him and Neji but it is now filled by Shikamaru.)

"When Naruto started sitting us," Neji replied before going back to eating his lunch (a bento box similar to Hinata's).
"W-Where's Chouji?" Hinata asked.

"Said he's busy working on some stuff for his club and couldn't come" Shikamaru answered. Everyone continued eating their lunch (except for Shino who apparently finished his lunch before Naruto and Gaara's coming) as Kiba and Naruto had a conversation about all the things they had in common and Kiba's lunch (This consisted of basically red meat and rice, which Naruto commented reminds him of wild animals) until the bell rang. They all went back downstairs and parted ways.

Naruto walked alongside Neji after it was confirmed that the two had the same PE class together. Neji wasn't much of a talker and seemed to ignore the blonde's attempts to start a conversation.

"What kind of music do you like?"

"…"

"I like all kinds of music. I've been liking foreign music lately."

"…"

"Are you really friends with Te- I mean, Sasuke?"

"…"

"Is he always a jerk?"

"…"

"Um… Uh…"

"…"

"He he… Uh… Yeah… Ok…"

"…"

'Hinata's easier to talk to than this guy!' Naruto mentally cried. The two continued to walk in silence.

On the other side of the school, Kiba and Sasuke walked alongside each other to class.

"Why'd you invite Naruto and Gaara, especially Gaara, to sit with us? I know how much I don't want Gaara to be associated with us" Sasuke interrogated.

"Naruto was the one who invited him"

"So why did you invite Naruto?"

"I thought it would be nice to see a new face in our group. Plus, it looked like you were having fun messing with him in class... and he's a friend of Hinata"

"Hn"

"I have a question. Why did you go out of your way to trick him? It's not like you"

"Just a picture"

Kiba came to a halt and stared at the Uchiha with a confused look. Sometimes, he can never understand what's going through Sasuke's head.

Random Comments from the Authoress That People Might Not Read Anyways:
I don't know why but this chapter was really hard DX
I hope y'all like it (or tolerant enough of this chapter)
Now time for the random questions (which i forgot to do last time... not like there was much except for the 'why haven't the questions from chapter 1 been answered?')
Why is none of the questions i ask about this story being answered?
What does 'Hn' mean when Uchihas say it?
How many at the school have poles up their asses?
What is up with Itachi and Neji?
Why won't Neji talk to Naruto?
What was Sasuke talking about when he mentioned 'just a picture'?
And why don't they sell ramen at the cafeteria? Por que? why the ramen? why?
Ok, I think i'm done...
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