A/N: Dude! I meant for these to be less drama filled and more like they were reminiscing. Not this. And now that I've written it I can't seem to friggin' change it! Grrr! Anywho, this is for Father's day. I figured John would deserve some love too! I called my dad, have you? ((If you don't have a dad then call your mom and say it's a do-over mother's day))
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural.
Warnings: Umh… Spoilers for My Time of Dying, All Hell Breaks Loose Part 1, Jump the Shark, Point of No return, and Exile on Main Street,
Dad,
So, you're dead. I mean, I kinda figured that after I was brought back 'cause I died too. I never really saw you in Heaven. I mean, I was back at the baseball game you took me to on my fourteenth birthday and all but you weren't really there. I get that. I accept that. You were off hunting monsters and saving the world- and me- from those nasty things that crawl under beds.
Thing is, I got eaten alive. By a ghoul. Thought you should know. I don't blame you for that but I do wish that you taught me to protect myself and mom. But, whatever, that's in the past. Right now, I'm in hell with Lucifer and Michael and they're boooring! Seriously, have they NEVER heard of Monopoly? Or badminton?
Evidently not because they're just attacking each other over and over again now that Sam is out. I saw Death grab his soul and shove it in a brief case. Talk about a head trip. It's not so bad here. Occasionally I make shit appear. Like, I made a whole box of chocolate bars appear out of thin air and I ate them all without sharing with either angels.
Wow, I sound like a nut job. Seriously hope this doesn't get anywhere. Wait, I'm dead. What do I care? Hahahaha! Awesome. Still, I just wanted to let you know to have a happy father's day, wherever you are. If you're in the hot box, look me up. We can chill sometime.
-Adam
