Message from Kori
About time I finished this chapter! The only reason it took so long was because I didn't know if I should have continued or end the chapter there and when I figured out where I wanted to end the chapter, I didn't know how to end it... yeah...
Disclaimer: if anyone tries to sue me, I'll unleash the chubchubs on you! and I don't even own the chubchubs! :D
Naruto in Konoha
Chapter 6
Day 2: Oh Kami, What Have I Done?
Naruto groaned. He rolled over but found that his pillow was moving and had a heartbeat. The blonde scrunched his eyebrows together.
'Pillows don't have heartbeats…' he thought. Blue eyes shot wide open upon that realization. Naruto nervously stared at his still sleeping teacher. He was… using his teacher… as a pillow?
"What the he- What did we do last night?" Naruto asked in disbelief, "And where's our clothes?"
"We stayed up late and ate too much ice cream literally covered in pop rocks," Orochimaru muttered in his half awake state, "As for our clothes… on the ground somewhere…Well, mine are. Don't know 'bout yours"
"What's today?" the blonde asked, wanting to go back to sleep, not caring if he's still on Orochimaru's bare chest.
"Hopefully, Saturday. Too bad it's not. We have to get to school," Orochimaru replied and then checked his phone.
"Please tell me we still got a couple hours… Most preferable ten," the boy groaned.
" #!*% !" Orochimaru hissed, now becoming awake, "We're going to be late!"
He got up to the best of his ability, dragging Naruto with him to the bathroom to get ready.
"But mommy, I don't wanna!" the blonde complained.
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"Run, Naruto," Orochimaru yelled, running as fast as he can while dragging the still sleepy blonde.
"I can't!" Naruto complained, "Trying to run that hundred laps for Gai-sensei's class is starting to take its toll on me!"
Orochimaru sighed, his headache starting to get worse. Poor students who have to deal with being in Orochimaru's class when he's got an irritating headache, they're not going to live.
"I'll buy you ramen if you-!" Orochimaru started but just by hearing the word ramen, Naruto gain unexplainable energy to run and drag his teacher. When they finally reached the school, the two felt like collapsing.
"I think we should have called in sick," Naruto said.
"We here so just bare with it for a while," Orochimaru said.
"Ok. Thanks, Sensei!" Naruto said, quickly giving the man a hug before walking away in the wrong direction, looking drunk at that too. Orochimaru stood shock for a few seconds then sighed as he grabbed his student's arm and dragged him to his first class, in the correct direction.
They didn't notice the black haired boy with a fake smile watching the scene the whole time nor did they notice a certain Uchiha who happened to see the same thing.
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"How did I get here?" the blonde mumbled.
"O-Orochimaru-sensei b-brought you here," Hinata replied.
"Don't you remember, Dobe?" Sasuke asked in a mocking tone. Naruto groaned and tried to slap the Uchiha but ended up trying to feel where he was. The blonde knew he was next to him but all he felt was something wet.
"Ge yo fin'ers ou off my mouf," the Uchiha growled. (Translation: Get your fingers out of my mouth)
"What did you say, Teme?" Naruto sleepily asked.
"Ano… I… I think you should… ano… get your fingers o-out of his mouth, N-Naruto-kun," Hinata shyly said.
"Ew!" the blonde complained, taking his hand away, "Now I'm going to become deformed like him!"
Class started shortly after but Naruto didn't last half the class before the pain of this morning came back. Luckily for him, he sat in the back so the teacher would most likely not see him. Not luckily for Sasuke, he just had to pick a seat next to the blonde and now has to deal with his complaining and muttering.
"What have I done? I swear to all that is good and ramen, I won't do it again… (Groan) Pop rocks aren't supposed to go in there… I think the bear is puking up rainbow unicorns in my pants… Oh Kami, what have I done?"
"Shut up, Dobe. You're going to get us in trouble," Sasuke angrily whispered to the blonde.
"Shut up, Teme," Naruto groaned, "Can't you see I'm made of ice cream" Sasuke couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at this.
"Naruto," the teacher called, "If you want to talk so much, why don't read the next paragraph"
"I'll buy you some Icha Icha, Kakashi-sensei, if you let me go to the bathroom!" Naruto shouted as best he could with his face flat on the table.
"I'm not, Kakashi. He's your homeroom teacher. I'm Jiraiya, your literature teacher," the man replied.
"I'll buy you Icha Icha anyways!" Naruto said.
"I write the book"
"…"
"…"
"I'll sign it for you!"
"Just go to the bathroom, boy," Jiraiya sighed.
"Thanks, Orochimaru-sensei!" Naruto shouted as he got up and walked (or swayed, no one could tell anymore) towards the door.
"I'll go with him, Sensei, and lead him to the nurse's office," Sasuke dutifully offered.
"I don't need your help, Sake-Tummy (+)!" Naruto angrily yelled, causing him to miss the door and almost crash into the wall. Once the blonde was out of the room, Jiraiya shook his head and allowed Sasuke to leave to make sure the boy doesn't "fall down any stairs" along the way.
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"What idiot stays up till five in the morning eating ice cream covered in pop rocks then spins on a wheelie chair?" Sasuke asked leaning on one of the bathroom stalls, "Oh wait, you!"
Naruto gasped then growled, "Shut up, Te-!" He couldn't finish for he went back to puking. Sasuke sighed. He got off the stall just Naruto was finish puking and exiting the stall. The blonde went to the sink to wash his face and rinse his mouth.
"Ah! I didn't expect to see anyone in here!" a voice spoke. The two boys turn to face the new presence. It was a pale boy with short ink black hair and dull black eyes, his face eerily similar to the Uchiha… and that smile on his face, there's something definitely wrong with it.
"It's a bathroom. What did you expect?" Naruto muttered.
"Oh, what I meant was- Hey, are you ok? You don't look so good," the boy said, trying to look concerned, as Naruto stiffened.
"I don't feel so good either," Naruto commented, his face looking like he tasted something bad, then he was off going back into the bathroom stall to puke.
"What else did you eat?" Sasuke questioned.
"How should I-!" Puke. Gasp. "-know! It looks like I threw up a rainbow over here!"
Naruto went back to the sink to clean himself again.
"My, shouldn't you go to the nurse's office? You're in no condition to be here. You need to go home and if you'd like, I'll walk you home," the boy said, looking innocent. Sasuke glared at the pale male. Naruto stared at the pale boy before wrapping his arms around his neck.
"Ok!" Naruto cheerfully exclaimed.
"Do you even know who he is, Dobe?" Sasuke asked, starting to get suspicious of the new male. Naruto innocently stared at Sasuke then at the paler boy. He furrowed his eyebrows together and continued to stare. His face then quickly changes to show that he got the answer.
"It's quite obvious, Teme!" the blonde exclaimed, "He's your kinder twin that doesn't have a pole stuck up his #!*% ! …or he's your time traveling son from the future… I want time traveling children!"
The annoyed Uchiha bopped Naruto on the head.
"Ah, sorry! I didn't introduce myself," the boy said, "My name is Sai"
"Maybe it was those candy from the alleyway," Naruto muttered, looking like he's about to pass out on Sai.
"What candy from the alleyway?" Sasuke sternly questioned.
"The ones that the flytrap man gave me! Jeez! Don't yell at me! Why must you be so insensitive to my feelings?" Naruto shouted, looking like he's about to cry. Sai raised an eyebrow at the blonde's behavior.
"That's it," Sasuke said, grabbing the blonde off of Sai, "We're going to the nurse's office whether you like it or not!"
"I don't wanna!" Naruto complained, wrapping his arms around the Uchiha then childishly exclaimed, "You're squishy!" He then drifted off to sleep.
"You go on back to class, Sai," Sasuke ordered, taking on the leadership role by reflex, "I can handle it from here"
"Ah, but you may need my help if he wakes up again," Sai explained. Sasuke glared at the male, warning him not to get in his way.
"Fine"
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"He'll be fine for now," the black haired nurse said then explained, "All that puking took most of it out of his system. If what you have told me is true, it seems that he ingested some of that new drug that has been going around. I'll contact his parent or guardian and arrange his ride." She grabbed a nearby walkie talkie and spoke into it.
"Hello… Please report to the nurse's office immediately… Ok… Thank you" The nurse grabbed the phone then turned to the boys, "You two can go back to class now" She started dialing and waited.
Sasuke and Sai nodded and were about to leave when Itachi walked. Sasuke stepped out of the way for his brother and Sai just raised an eyebrow before following Sasuke out the door. The nurse noticed the older Uchiha's presence and explained, "Uzumaki-san is over there. I suspect that he ingested a drug he wasn't supposed to" She pointed to the bed "He's fine now but he needs to be taken to a hospital just in case and I'm trying to get in contact with his father but he's not picking up. So I need you to take him to the hospital. I'll call Orochimaru-san to help you"
Itachi nodded as the nurse called Orochimaru.
"Orochimaru-san? ...This is Shizune… Please come to the nurse's office… Thank you"
Outside the nurse's office, Sasuke and Sai hid behind the wall, listening to the conversation. No, they were not eavesdropping… honest!
"We should get out of here before Orochimaru-sensei gets here," Sasuke said. Sai nodded and the two went back to their classes. Not long after, Orochimaru entered the nurse's office.
"You need me?" he solemnly asked, looking better than he did when he first arrived at school.
"Yes. Uzumaki-san needs to be taken to the hospital and I want you and Uchiha-san to escort him there," Shizune replied. The man nodded. There was no need to question her for any details, the hospital will tell him anyway. If not, then Naruto's father will. Itachi and Orochimaru left with the blonde in tow to the nearest hospital a few blocks away.
Random Comments from the Authoress That People Might Not Read Anyways:
(+) Sake-Tummy- Here, Naruto is trying to say Sasuke-Teme but it comes out all weird and stuff...
Naruto, you should know better than to eat "candy" given to you by flytrap men in mysterious dark alleys! :D
Flytrap man sounds familiar, doesn't it?
Ok, about Sasuke's behavior, he's only that way for few reasons: (1) he's still curious about Naruto (2) he's one of those leader-types and it's probably a reflex, sometimes he can control it and sometimes he can't (3) i think I had whatever Naruto had when I wrote the beginning of this... (4) I'm trying to get the SasuNaru going along DX
Shizune's the nurse! ...I don't know if nurses would secretly send students to the hospital or anything... at my school when people got sent to the hospital, they had firetrucks and paramedics and police cars come and take them... but I didn't want Naru-chan to cause a big scene so yeah :P
There is no OroNaru despite what the beginning scene looks like... ~snaps fingers~ darn T_T
Well, Sai made an appearance... even if he was... special...
I can't wait to get to this one chapter! DX but that won't be for a while DX
So...
Will Naruto's "father" finally make an appearance in the next chapter? (a question I actually know the answer to for sure! XD)
Who is Sai and does he have any importance to this story? Is he Sasuke's kinder twin or Sasuke's time-traveling son from the future? 0_o
Who is this flytrap man in the alley? Why is he giving candy to children?
Will Naruto become deformed like Sasuke?
Will Naruto sign Icha Icha for Jiraiya?
What will happen at the hospital? 0_o
