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That Explains It

By Waterrain

"What is so wrong about being on bottom that you two argue?" England decided to ask them.

"You just don't get it, England. I really love disagreeing with Russia and stuff. Arguing, tossing back insults, throwing double edge compliments, feeling sexually frustrated because we can't agree on what the hell to do, and at times we go on dates when no one is looking at us. Kind of difficult since me and Russia are almost always watched." America said cheerfully and he tilted his head. "Seriously, It's pretty freakin epic and full of mystery with I have going with Russia."

"What?" England asked in disbelief as he looked at the blue eyed Nation.

"It is fun seeing America's expression and his reaction to my words. He likes seeing my expressions and my reaction to his words." Russia commented calmly and he smiled brightly. "It's not like America or I are messed up in the head."

"Unbelievable." England muttered to himself and he rubbed his forehead. "You two deserve each other."

"I'm still trying to come up with a nickname for him. Alright, He calls me Capitalist Kitten. So I could call him Communist Kangaroo or Communist K or something." America said out loud and he grinned widely.

'What the bloody hell? That doesn't make any sense.' England briefly thought and he sighed heavily to himself.

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