1878

Smoke billowed around the Vista Cruiser. Donna was the first one to move. She thrust open the car door and got out, trying to wave away the smoke.

"Holy crap," she muttered in shock.

"What?" Jackie asked as she tumbled out of the Vista Cruiser. Her eyes widened and she understood exactly why Donna was shell-shocked. Only a few hundred yards away was a stereotypical Old Western town. Large, narrow, and wooden buildings were assembled in neat lines. Tumbleweeds were spinning around the dusty soil and there was animal bones lying next to cacti.

"God damn it, the idiot made something that actually works," Red cursed as soon as he got out of the car and saw the shocking sight. Kitty laughed her signature laugh and shook her head in disbelief. Kelso jumped out of the car, absolutely ecstatic that his invention had worked.

"Alright! It works!" he cheered, throwing his hands up in the air in accomplishment. Hyde also got out of the car, looking severely pissed off.

"You moron. That's not a good thing!" he informed Kelso, punching him in the arm to emphasis his point.

"Damn Hyde! Stop it!" Kelso whined as he rubbed his arm.

"Kelso! Look at what you did to my car!" Eric shrieked as soon as he saw what had become of the hood of the Vista Cruiser. Kelso's little machine had been blown in half. All of the pieces and parts had flown across the ground and the hood was greatly affected. A large dent was in the middle of the hood and large black stains spread out from the middle of the dent. "My Batmobile! Oh no!" Eric cried silently over his poor car. He stroked it lovingly, trying to bring back memories of happier times when the car was not jacked up.

"You son of a bitch, stop whining about your damn car. Have you even seen where we are?" Fez questioned him as he emerged from the car.

"Yeah Forman, we're one hundred years in the past with a broken time machine and you're bitching about your car. Nobody gives a damn," Hyde told him. Eric sent him a death glare and then returned to crying over his car.

"Ugh, Eric get over it you loser," Laurie scoffed at him. She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms over her chest, what had she done to deserve being in a different time period with all of these idiots.

"Oh no!" Jackie exclaimed as she threw her face in her hands.

"What is it Jacks?" Hyde asked her, a tint of concern in his voice.

"Not only are we stuck here, but we're stuck here with the biggest whore of all time!" she cried. Laughs followed her comment but Red looked very pissed.

"What did you just say?" he questioned Jackie. Kitty quickly saved the day by saying,

"Red does it really matter what Jackie said? We need to get out of here! Michael, honey, do you think you can fix the time machine? Do you have tools with you?" Kelso face brightened up happily.

"Oh yeah I brought lots of stuff!" he told everybody. Every single person sighed in relief. But their hope was quickly shattered because of the things Kelso pulled out of his pants pocket. Firecrackers, superglue, an old Playpen, two laser pointers, and a pocketknife were produced from his pockets.

"Kelso! How the hell are those going to help us?" Donna asked. She was incredibly infuriated by her friend. She knew he could be slow, but she didn't know he could be as dumb as to build a working time machine and not bring anything to fix it if it broke.

"Well excuse me Donna! But these are very helpful things, I mean look at this!" Kelso began to point every which way with his laser pointer. Everybody sent him glares that could have made even the ruthless Russians cower in fear, yet Kelso was immune to this as he was distracted by the red light.

"Kelso, if you don't fix that time machine then I will shove my foot up your ass until it is 1978 again," Red threatened Kelso, shaking his fist in the air to prove his point. Kelso rolled his eyes.

"Of course I can fix it Red! I mean I'm a genius!" he exclaimed.

"Okay… since Kelso isn't going to be able to help I say we go to the town and try to fit in," Eric suggested as soon as he was done mourning about his car.

"That's probably the best idea right now," Donna agreed. Jackie brought up a point that she thought was incredibly important.

"But how exactly are we supposed to fit in dressed the way we are?" she asked as she gestured towards their apparel. Both Donna and Jackie were dressed in dark bellbottoms. Donna had a flannel shirt on and Jackie was donning a fuzzy white sweater. All of the boys were dressed in long jeans and tight slacks and had on T-shirts and button up shirts. Laurie was going to stand out outrageously. Her denim hot pants were tight and clingy and her crop top showed off her naval and her cleavage was in full view.

"Oh Lord, we're going to stick out like sore thumbs aren't we?" Kitty rubbed her temple in frustration. "Do you think we could get some clothes like they wore?" she questioned.

"We would if we could but where are we going to get the kind of clothes they wore back then? Or now? Or however we should refer to this as," Fez asked.

While this discussion was going on Hyde was looking out into the surrounding desert. A covered wagon was making there way towards them and Hyde knew exactly what to do.

"Kelso give me one of those laser pointers," Hyde ordered Kelso; thrusting his hand towards him so he would get the message that he wanted it. Kelso, not wanting to be punched again, put one of them in his hand. Hyde twirled it around for a moment before walking over to the wagon that was approaching.

"What is that dumbass doing?" Red asked with a raise of his eyebrow. Jackie watched her boyfriend with a careful eye. She wasn't worried about him; he could take care of himself, even in the Wild Old West.

"Hey you guys better get out of that wagon, or else you're done. Got it?" Hyde threatened two men who were leading the oxen driven wagon. One of the men laughed loudly.

"Well little boy, I don't see any weapons on you but I got a pistol. So you shouldn't be making threats. Don't you agree Tex? He shouldn't be making threats right?" he asked to the other man, who was presumably Tex. Tex just nodded stoically in reply.

"That's what you think. I've got this and it can blow right through your skulls," Hyde said as he turned the laser on and pointed it at Eric. Eric followed exactly what he was doing and crumpled to the ground yelling in fake pain. "Do yourself a favor and run away as fast as possible. Or else I'll get you too," he threatened.

"Hmph, whatever boy. There wasn't any blood or nothing," Tex said, pleased that he was easily able to find holes in their stories. Hyde's mouth turned into a wickedly evil like grin.

"Well you see, this kills you from the inside. It leaves no evidence for the sheriff you see," Both Tex and the other men sat there frozen for a moment before hopping out of the wagon and running towards the town as fast as possible. Hyde clicked his tongue in disapproval.

"Other direction!" he called out and immediately both of them turned around and ran the other direction, tripping over their own feet because they were trying to get away as fast as possible. As soon as they got out of earshot, Hyde chuckled at the stupidity of people. "Come on. Let's see what they have in here," Hyde called everybody as he climbed into the back of the wagon to see what he could find. Everybody followed him and peered into the wagon. Hyde threw out a trunk that was filled with dresses and suits that they could change into. Another bag was filled with food and there was one box that was filled with cash and bank notices. He tossed them out of the wagon and jumped back out of it.

"Well I guess we'll have money and be able to fit in now, thanks puddin' pop," Jackie pecked him on the lips and then went to find the prettiest dress.

"Well, let's change and then go into town. Hey Hyde did you find any candy in there?" Fez asked excitedly as he pulled out a black suit he could wear.

"No Fez, God let's just get dressed in this ugly crap," he grabbed the one suit that was not insanely hideous and went behind to the Vista Cruiser to change. Eric, Kelso, Red, and Fez all picked out the suits that were there. After they had dressed and figured out how to work the elaborate neckties they came out from behind the Vista Cruiser to find all of the girls already dressed and waiting for them. Laurie was definitely dressed in the most slut like outfit she could get away with in this time period. It was incredibly tight low cut, and it was partially sheer. Everybody could tell that a lot of people probably didn't dress like that during the day. Jackie, Kitty, and Donna had on light colored dresses with bustles on the back. Wow, Jackie looks…fantastic, Hyde thought to himself. Donna looks amazing in that dress, Eric thought dreamily. Ms. Kitty is a sight for sore eyes, Fez daydreamed in a very perverted way.

"Well come on! Let's go meet some cowboys!" Kelso cheered. Everybody turned to glare at him.

"You do realize the situation we're in right? I mean we're one hundred years in the past! Don't you have a preggo chick at home?" Laurie questioned. Kelso brushed her off and started to run into the town of Place Point, which a sign informed them of what the town was called.

"Let's go!" Kelso yelled back to them as he approached the town.

"Oh damn let's just go," Fez said as he followed Kelso. Nobody knew what else to do so they all followed Kelso, wondering what the town was going to be like.

"Wait! What are we going to do with the Vista Cruiser? My poor, poor, Vista Cruiser," Eric trailed off into a sad tone. He glanced back lovingly at the car. Nobody said a word so he decided it was best to go back and hide it behind a large clump of cacti. Who knew what could happen if it was discovered?

"Wowza," Kitty put her hand over her mouth as she took in the sight of Place Point. One row of buildings was filled with places that were called The Place Inn, next to the inn was a bar that was called, The Pub, next to that was a general store that was named, Thomas Prices' Mercantile, and after that was the bank and post office. The other row was filled with homes and the city hall along with the police station.

"Well this is, cool," Donna breathed out as she looked around the city. It looked exactly like a movie set and it was one of the coolest things she had ever seen. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw an old wanted poster and her eyes turned bug like as she saw what was on it. "Fez look at that poster," she pointed to the poster that was tacked up on the wooden support post.

"What?" he asked as he and everybody turned to look at the poster that Donna had pointed out.

"Ha! Fez is a criminal!" Eric laughed as he pointed to the wanted poster. A man that went by the name of Fernando Wilma Vernzae was wanted for $2,000 dollars and he looked exactly like Fez.

"I always knew the foreign kid was a criminal," Red muttered to himself.

"Excuse me but I think it would be smart to get ourselves a room at the Inn and hide Fez," Kitty said in a hushed tone. All of these kids were like her own children and if one of them was to get hurt, well just damn her to hell!

"Yeah Mrs. Forman's right, we need to get Fez a ten gallon hat or something to keep his face hidden so he doesn't get arrested or something, " Jackie agreed. Just as they were about to head over to the inn to get a room, a man who looked to be in his mid-forties rushed over to Kelso.

"Sheriff Kelly! There's been a fight in The Pub between Mr. Willis and Mr. Smith. Better come on down!" the man tugged on Kelso sleeve, pulling him away from the rest of the group without even looking at them.

"Kelso looks like the town sheriff? And Fez looks like a criminal? Does that mean we have like, Old West counterparts or something? Eric questioned thoughtfully.

"Ugh, does it matter. Can we just go get a room at the Inn?" Laurie complained as she picked at her nails.

"Shut up Laurie. Yeah Eric, they most look exactly like us. I mean look at Fez and then that picture of Fernando Wilma Vernzae. And Kelso has to look like that Sheriff Kelly," Donna pointed out. Red was thinking tacitly about what had happened and tried his best to figure it out. He could only dawn on one explanation.

"If we're here, where are the Sheriff and the criminal?"

1978

"Oh my goodness, what happened?" Janice Berkley asked her maid Diana Pinneo. Diana shrugged her shoulders and glanced over at her secret boyfriend Fredrick Forenom the school teacher. The banker Stephen Hide glanced at his debutante lover Janice worriedly. She seemed distraught clearly distraught to be near the known criminal Fernando Wilma Vernzae. Just as he was about to offer comforting words to his fiancée the young new sheriff stopped flirting with the town prostitute, Lori Forenom, long enough to tackle Fernando to the ground with the help of the owner of the general store, Fredrick and Lori's father Blue. Blue's wife, Katrina "Kat" Forenom rolled her eyes and sighed. "Oh my, this isn't good at all," she quipped. AN/ So here's the second chapter, and it's a crap load longer then the first one. So I got reviews telling me it reminded them of Back to The Future, which is pretty awesome because that's one of my favorite movies. Anyway thanks to HayHaygirl404, nannygirl, Pandacatbagillion, and heartlessromantic667 for leaving awesome reviews! Anyway please review and tell me what you think and if you have any ideas or suggestions.