1878
"Janice Bernadette Berkley and Stephen Jamison Hide! Darlings, did you forget about lunch? Come on now," Pamelina Berkley, Janice's mother, called out as she bustled over to what she thought was her daughter and her daughter's fiancée. The gang was still having a hushed conversation when Pamelina walked over to what she thought were her loved ones. "Did you not here me Janice? Come on, we have to meet Stephen's father for lunch!" Pamelina tugged on her "daughter's" sleeve. Jackie turned around, clearly surprised and trying to regain her composure.
"Oh, um, of course mother," Jackie stuttered as both her and Hyde followed the mystery women. Pamelina's eyes darted back to who she thought was her maid, Diana.
"Diana! Why are you out here? You're supposed to be cleaning." Her once calm tone had become snippy and harsh. Donnas' eyes widened and she stood frozen for only a moment before she stammered out a hasty reply.
"Oh um yes I'm sorry. But what exactly am I supposed to be cleaning?" Donna asked. If Kelso had gone along with it then she would to.
"Diana! You're useless. Janice and Stephen how about you go over to saloon and meet Mr. Hide. I need to have a little talk with Diana." Pamelina grabbed onto her arm and pulled her away, leaving everyone else behind.
"What the hell just happened?" Laurie asked, incredibly confused.
"Clean it," Pamelina hissed at Donna as she left her house to go meet who she thought was her daughter and her daughters fiancée. Donna glared down at the dirty floor. Apparently she had taken the spot of Diana Maria Pinneo, who just happened to be the maid of Janice Berkley,
"Damn it. I would get stuck being the freaking maid," Donna cursed as she got down on her hands and knees and began to scrub the floor. If she didn't do this, who knows how much she could screw up this Diana chick's life.
"What!" Red said as he gruffly turned around to see who was tapping him on the shoulder. He groaned inwardly as he saw that it was someone who looked exactly like him annoying dumbass of a neighbor, Bob Pinciotti.
"Hey, why aren't you at the mercantile? I need to check out," Robert Pinneo asked who he thought was Blue.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Red asked. Robert raised a confused eyebrow.
"Well Blue, as the owner of Thomas Price's mercantile I don't really think it's a good idea for me to come to anybody else so I can buy my things," Robert said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Owner of the shop, I can get used to that. Red thought to himself while almost smiling.
"Oh okay, sorry about that..." Red trailed off, searching for a name.
"Robert. You are getting old! Come on, let's go check me out," Robert said. Red immediately wanted to give him a good kick in the ass, but ignored it and followed him over and into the mercantile. Kitty trailed silently behind him. Red had to grin at the sight that was in front of him. If he owned this then he must have a quite of bit of money. Long rows of canned goods, flours, sugars, trinkets, toys, and even guns and bullets lined the walls. He might actually like this life.
"Mr. Forenom! Why aren't you in class?" a small girl named Carol asked who she thought was her teacher. Eric glanced down at her confused.
"Huh?" Eric grunted as he looked down. Carol rolled her eyes.
"You're the teacher. Why aren't you in school teaching?" she asked. Eric's eyes grew big. Him as a teacher… the only thing he could teach a bunch of kids was the art of burns.
"Oh yeah, um sorry. I guess we should get to class then," Eric said in the most upbeat voice he could. The girl skipped off and Eric followed her.
"You son of bitch don't leave us here!" Fez shouted. Carol whipped her head around, and when she Fez she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"It's Fernado Wilma Vernzae! Help!" she yelled.
People raced out of the buildings. Both Kelso and the man who had come up to him before had guns in their hands.
"Shoot Sheriff Kelly! Shoot!" the man, Deputy Drew Smith, yelled as he fired his pistol at Fernando. Laurie screeched as she ducked into the saloon and away from the bullets.
"Ah!" Fez screamed as he ran away as fast as possible. Bullets came close to his feet as he tore behind the buildings. A few outhouses came into his view, and he hid in one of them.
"Now where did he go?" Deputy Smith cursed as he looked around for who he thought was Fernando. Kelso followed behind him, playing his part of sheriff as best as he could. Deputy Smith passed the outhouse Fez was hiding in,and Fez stuck his head out to try and catch Kelso's attention.
Kelso's eyes widened but he ran up to Fez. Thank God,Fez thought in relief. But Fez didn't get what he wanted because Kelso tackled him to the ground.
"I got him! I got Fernando!" Kelso screamed in victory. Damn it! He thinks I'm the real criminal!
"Good work! Take him to the station!" Deputy Smith yelled back to Kelso. Kelso picked him off the ground and began to walk him over to the station.
"No need to say anything Mr. Fernando Wilma Vernaze! Obviously you have to commit crimes to fill the horrible feeling of ugliness that invades your soul," Kelso's rant continued on all the way until they were in front of the cell that was located inside of the police station.
"You idiot! It's me Fez! And what was that about the feeling of ugliness?" Fez spat as he pulled away from Kelso.
"Oh sorry man!" Kelso apologized to his friend. "I didn't know it was you. But you know you still have to go to jail right?" Fez grinned evilly.
"No I don't you son of a bitch! But you do!" he screeched as he pushed Kelso into the open cell, grabbed the nearby key, and locked it. "Ay burn!" he yelled in finality as he tossed the cell key on the ground and left. Kelso stood in front of the locked door blankly for a moment before he started to laugh.
"Ha, now this is a goodburn!"
"Hello Lori," a creepy man raised his eyebrows at Laurie seductively.
"Hi…" Laurie trailed off as she eyed the man up and down. He stuffed as bag full of money in her hand.
"You ready?" Laurie's eyes widened in realization. She thought about it for a moment and shrugged her shoulders.
"Sure, what the hell," she said as her inner whore instincts took over.
Jackie grinned at the photo in front of her. An incredible princess like wedding dress was captured inside.
"Yes it's a beauty isn't it. It should be here in about a week or two. Then we can proceed with the wedding," Wilson Hide explained to who he thought was his son and sons fiancée.
"It's going to be simply fabulous! I can't wait for the wedding! Can you Stephen?" Jackie exclaimed as she gripped on to Hyde's arm. Hyde's eyes were opened wide as he nodded.
"Uh-huh, can't wait Janice. I can't wait."
1978
"What is that?" Janice exclaimed as she pointed around the kitchen.
"I'm not sure but this is a really odd place," Fredrick said as he pulled open the fridge and looked around.
"Hey neighbors, I was wondering if, whoa." Bob walked into the Forman's kitchen to see all of the people he thought he knew dressed in Old Western attire. "Yeah I'm going to go back to bed now," Bob said as he turned around and ran over to his house.
AN/ This chapter is out way later then expected but I hope you like it. It's not that descriptive or long but the next few chapters will defiantly be lengthier. Thanks again to Pandacat1bagillion, jwoo2525, nannygirl, and heartlessromantic667. Your reviews really help me write and I love them! Please review and tell me what you think of this chapter.
