Clare's POV.

Eli was so cute this morning he called me "love" like he was British or something. I find it really sexy! He acts so smug already so I don't need to tell him and fuel his fire. His smugness is super sexy too. But his most sexy feature is his... his … b-butt. *giggle*

"Clare?"

"Huh?"

I looked up from deep thought.

"Why are you looking at my butt?"

There was the smirk, I take it back that was the sexiest thing.

"Um, err..."

"Clare?"

I got up and went to the bathroom. I laughed my brain out, I was sooooo embarrassed.

Eli's POV.

I caught Clare starring at my sexy butt. I made me happy, a little too happy. I had made Blue Eyes embarrassed. If anyone was sexy though it was her, the time I found her naked ( super early Thursday morning) I almost died it was so hot. Crap! I did it again I'm such a perv. I went upstairs to get my sweet and she was lying in my bed watching something R rated. She changed the channel before I could tell what it was though. I grabbed her bridal style and stood up.

"What'cha watching, Love?"

"Nothing, but Zombie Land is on all day."

"Cool!"

I dropped her on the bed.

"Let's watch!"

She got up and walked towards the bathroom.

"I'm gonna get comfortable first."

She smiled at me and walked out. I decided to get comfortable too. While I was in my boxers Clare walked in and was caught off guard and tripped on something. She tripped and fell towards me. I caught her but she kneed me in the nards. She got up and left embarrassed again. I laid on the floor in pain, my nards were throbbing and I don't think I'll ever be able to have kids now. Clare came out of the bathroom and I crawled in and locked the door. I was in my boxers when she hit them so I had nothing thick (like jeans) to brace for the kick. I was still laying on the floor in excruciating pain when Clare knocked.

"Eli, what's wrong?"

"Y-YOU JAMMED ME IN THE NUTS THAT'S WHATS WRON-NG!"

Now I was sobbing at the pain.

"Oh, I-I'm s-s-sorry..."

I could hear her crying just barely over my own sobs. I really wanted to comfort her but I couldn't gain the strength to get up, so I opened the door.

"C-CoME h-heRe."

I choked out in the least angry sobs I could. She came in and sat next to me and I hugged her with one arm and the other hand was putting pressure on my thigh to relieve the searing pain.

"D-Did I really h-hurt you that bad."

"M-Mm H-Hm..."

It hurt to even grunt. God it hurt. Then she turned and bumped me just a tiny bit, oh god did it hurt. It hurt so bad I vomited into the trashcan.

"Ahhh!"

"What's wrong?"

I couldn't speak, she really did damage. I had to get to my bed.

"C-Clare can y-you g-get me t-to the b-bed?"

I started to cry again. I think I damaged an organ.

Clare's POV.

I really hurt him and now that he's in bed I can call his doctor.

"Eli I'm going to call your doctor, is his number in your cell?"

"M-Mm H-Hm."

I called his doctor and told him I kicked him in the nuts and he's been in pain for four hours straight. The doctor said for him to lay down and me to help him with any thing he needs and if he needs to "eliminate" I help him to the bathroom because it's not going to get any better for at least another hour if it's not to bad.

"Eli if you have to p-pee you have to! So tell me I you do okay?"


Until next time My sweets see if ELi and clare will be able to have an actual love life