Eli's POV.
Damn hormones. I shut the bathroom door and walked to the living room, tiptoed back to the bedroom and hid in the closet. I knew she would whimper for me soon enough.
"Eliiiiiiiii, Eli, E-Eli"
I stood up and walked to the door listening for any emotion, then I heard her plop into the shower so I stripped and stepped into the bathroom. She jumped on me wrapping her legs around my waist.
"Feisty."
She took me right there, then we took our shower.
"I'm gonna get us some towels."
She swayed under the warm water while I got our towels.
"Clare I got ou-
"You PERVERT!"
She took the towel and locked me out of the bathroom. I sat on the bed frustrated. I went to grab a couple beers. I don't drink that much but my dad brought beer one day and forgot to take it home so, what the hell. I sat back down and Clare opened the door.
"Eliii? Can you get me some clothes."
I handed her some clothes.
"Piss off!"
and with that she locked me out again. Damn it. By the time I had finished three beers I had to piss.
"Clare open the Damn door I gotta piss!"
"NO!"
Damn it. I went to the other bathroom. It was the size of a damn fast food handicap restroom. I went to open the door when of course it was stuck. I fussed with the freaking door for a good ten minutes and got it open. But, as soon as I took one step into the bathroom I pissed myself. Shit. I trudged to the bedroom At least if I can't shower I can put on clean boxers. I turned the knob and it stopped, Damn it. Clare had walked out of the bathroom, into the bedroom and locked the door. Great, now I was covered in piss, can't shower and I can't change.
Clare's POV.
I felt bad so I opened the bedroom door only to find my loving husband furious and wet.
"E-Eli I'm so sorry but, why are you wet?"
"Oh, well when you locked me out I really had to piss a-and I Sort of pissed myself."
"Oh god well just so you know that's really sexy that you admitted it. But the sexiest thing is that the piss makes your pants stick to y-your, you know."
"Then maybe I should piss myself more often Miss Clare, is that what you're hinting at?"
"No! And you smell so take your pants off already."
I hope this made up for last chapter and soon i'm adding a new story plz review and don't stop reading my stuff i'm only so good at writting now i'll get better my mind is a never ending black hole of ideas REVIEW!
