It begins. Those were not the words that Kurt wanted to hear or even see for his case. All of the Windsor's looked at each other with a worried glance but some of them were intrigued by what the twins had planned for their next treat. Kurt looked over to Blaine in hope for some assurance that things would be okay but he could see his worry reflecting in Blaine's expression. The New Directions members were looking at each and every one of the Windsor's to see what was going on as they had no idea what had happened. One moment everyone was laughing and talking but now they were all silent with a sudden change of atmosphere.

"What is going on here?" Mercedes asked, not exactly asking anyone in particular. The silence between them was stretching to the point of it being awkward between everyone.

"Let's just say we've gotten a warning from the twins." Kurt replied.

"And that's bad because?"

"They don't give out warnings unless something big is going to happen and with them it could be anything!" Kurt exclaimed as he put his head into his hands.

"They like things suddenly but if they're warning us it means it's not a good sign for what they got planned." Blaine explained further when Mercedes still looked a little confused. He put his arm around Kurt which resulted with Kurt looking at him with worry in his eyes.

"Oh man I want to know what they've got planned!" Puck said with a grin on his face. Of course Puck would be the one to find this amusing Kurt thought as he looked over to see his excitement.

"Puck!" Mercedes exclaimed.

"What? Those guys are very interesting to me!" Puck sulked into his seat.

"Whatever. What exactly did they say?" Rachel interjected.

"It begins." They all said in unison.

"What begins?" She asked as she looked at all the Windsor boys.

"Exactly." They all said once again in unison.

"Well that isn't a particularly good warning. Two words? Geez." Santana complained. Her face showed she was obviously bored by this and could not care about what was going to happen.

"Shut up Santana." Rachel countered giving her a stern look. Santana just simply rolled her eyes and began to play with Brittany's hair to give herself a distraction. "What's the plan then?"

"The very least thing we can do is look out for them both and be very, very aware of our surroundings as we could be involved in their trick as much as everyone else in this school." Kurt said simply as he had no idea where to begin. You could not really plan something about the twins when they were in this mood. It was bad enough in Dalton but they were not there, which made the situation even worse.

"Wait, why would we be involved? I thought they liked us." Finn stated wearing the same confusion on his face as the people around him.

"They do, but that doesn't stop them." Kurt replied.

"They prank everyone, doesn't matter who they like." David stated as though it was a normal ting to say.

"Well of course if you're liked the pranks aren't as bad as the ones they do on people they hate." Reed continued on.

"Seriously?" Finn asked. He was surprised about what they were telling him and that they were saying it like it was something very common and it did not need a second thought towards it. How could they be so comfortable with that he had no idea.

"Yeah."

"How do you deal with them two?" Quinn asked as she was now interested in the conversation.

"We have no idea." Dwight replied, not wanting to meet her eyes so instead settled for shaking his head.

"You just get used to them eventually." Wes continued with a shrug.

"Well we had to. We had no choice in the matter." Dwight mumbled.

"Is there anything you can think of that they would have planned?" Puck asked with the same interest he had earlier in the conversation about the twins antics.

"That's like asking the ultimate question of the universe," Blaine answered. "And if yous shout 42, you will get no ice cream on the way home." He said looking over at David and Wes.

"No daddy, don't do that! Mummy, please help us!" The two of them said looking at Kurt and Blaine with puppy dog eyes. They began to whimper and sit next to them on the floor when Blaine rolled his eyes and Kurt did not say anything in return.

"See what I've had to put up with." Kurt said rolling his eyes. Mercedes and Rachel looked at him with confused faces but Kurt gave them a look hoping that they would not ask and just shrug it off. Now was not the time to explain the new names they had given him and Blaine a few hours ago.


Kurt's phone started to ring whilst he and Blaine were discussing ways to avoid this. He looked at who was phoning him and answered immediately but only to hear 'Alice' being chanted over and over again. "What?" He said sharply and loudly hoping to grab the attention of the people on the other end.

"Alice, thank goodness you answered!" They were talking on the phone like they would in person. Both of them had to talk whenever they were in discussions. Kurt thought for a phone call that only one would speak but he was wrong. "We were worried you weren't going to answer and well-"

"I've answered. Now tell me what's wrong?" Kurt interrupted. He did not want to hear them drabble on when they probably phoned for a more important issue.

"We need your help."

"With?"

"We're trapped in an office."

"What?"

"We're in an office with a sporty flower. She does seem to like us but she doesn't believe we know you Alice."

"You're in Sue Sylvester's office? How did that happen?" Kurt shouted. That had grabbed everyone's attention as soon as he said Sue's name. All eyes were on Kurt as he continued to listen to what the twins were saying. It was weird hearing the two of them on the phone speak the way they do in real life.

"We can't tell you that as you'll kill us probably but she saw us and dragged both of us with her. We didn't want to run away and hurt her as well, she's freaking scary!"

"Right I'm on my way. Behave the two of you!" Kurt said firmly. He did not want anymore trouble than they have already caused if they were caught by Sue. The fact that they were not telling him what they were doing at the time disturbs him.

"We will. One question though."

"Yeah?" He said attentively.

"Why does she call you Porcelain?"

"That's her nickname for me, like Alice is mine from yous." He replied simply. He had the image of them talking about Kurt using their nicknames and how confusing it must have been at the beginning to find out who they meant. The thought caused a small smile to appear but it disappeared quickly when he remembered they were in trouble.

"Ah awesome! Come quickly please Alice!" Kurt hung up on them quickly and got to his feet. Everyone's eyes were still on him waiting to find out what was wrong and what was happening. At this point Shane, Mike and Tina had joined them as they too heard Sue's name being mentioned in a worrying tone.

"The twins have been caught by Sue and she won't let them go without me. I'll be right back." He said simply before heading into the school building and towards Sue's office. Out of all the staff to have caught them it had to be Sue Sylvester Kurt thought. He already knew he was going to have a serious talk to the two of them when everything was sorted. He knew he could not stop them from what they have planned but the very least he could do would be to advise them to be more careful in what they do and try not to get caught by anymore members of staff as they could be charged if things did not end well. When he reached the office he could see the twins sitting in the two seats that were across from Sue's desk with Sue herself sitting in her seat giving them warily looks.

"Ah Porcelain, do you know these two?" She said immediately as Kurt opened the door. The Brightman's turned to look at him with begging expressions.

"Yes sadly." Kurt sighed.

"Why are they here?" Sue asked directly to Kurt but was answered by the twins.

"We're here to see Alice on his first day back at school that isn't with us."

"Yeah cause we're going to miss him loads so we wanted to see him."

"It's not going to be the same without him."

"Yeah, who's going to have Nerf fights with us?"

"Or make us cookies!"

"No the cookies!" Ethan said with a sob to which Evan joined in with the sobbing of losing out on Kurt's 'magical' cookies that they were addicted to.

"Are they always like this?" Sue asks giving the twins a sceptical glance.

"Yes. Always." Kurt replied looking straight at her to show he was serious, although he did not think she needed convincing that this was how they naturally behaved. She was simply asking for back up on her thoughts she had already made about them.

"Right, yous two get out of my office and try make sure you're not caught by any other teachers. I'm not as lenient."

"Thank you!" The twins cheered and ran out the office as quickly as they could with their mischievous grins plastered on their faces once again. Kurt turned to go after them when Sue stops him in his tracks.

"Oh and Porcelain?"

"Yes?" He said as politely as he could but was slightly annoyed that she had stopped him going after the twins as he wanted to talk to them before they got away from him again. He had to be polite as this was Sue Sylvester; you could not be nasty to her as you would regret it.

"Training starts this week. I expect you to be there." She said simply going back to some paper work she had on her desk and openly dismissed Kurt from her office.

"Of course." Kurt left her office to see that the twins had disappeared again. This was something he did not need again. He was hoping to keep an eye on them but that plan had failed on him again. What were they going to do that they had to be running around everywhere and not be seen by many people? Kurt shook his head and proceeded to return to everyone outside until he heard some noise down the corridor on his right. Not many students stayed inside the school when it was lunch especially when the weather was like this. Kurt changed directions and went towards the noise. He hoped it was the Brightman's so he could take them outside and stop their plans but that was too much to hope for at this rate he was thinking. He paused when he heard that there were more than two people in the direction Kurt was going to. He should have turned away when he heard who was there but he was intrigued about their conversations.

"I can't get this stuff off my eyes! What on earth did they use! My skin is still blue!" Azimio complained in the distance, his voice echoing in the hallway.

"Dude, go for a shower that might help and quit complaining as we're blue!" Someone countered.

"I think they've put something in it as I'm beginning to stink." Azimio commented.

"You stink all the time but I think you're right."

"We should all hit the showers." Kurt heard Karofsky say. He heard all of the showers being turned on to then hear them all shouting.

"What is in this stuff?"

"Why is my skin red?"

"What is happening here?"

Kurt tried his best to hide his laughter but had to run away as he could not keep it in. The thought of them being red with blue faces almost brought him to tears with laughter. He did not stop running until he returned to everyone outside who were looking at him with wide eyes as he was running. Blaine was the first one to him.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah. I'm more than okay." Kurt said breathlessly with a little giggle at the end.

"Why are you laughing? Did they give something to you?" Blaine said seriously. He would not be surprised if they did to calm Kurt down, but if they did he was going to a serious word with them. Nobody drugs his boyfriend.

"No they didn't and by the way they've ran off again. But I'm laughing because Karofsky and that have blue stained faces and are now red as well!" Kurt burst into laughter once again as well as everyone else.

"Seriously?" Finn asked amongst his laughing.

"Yeah, I didn't see them but I heard them. There was red dye in the body wash in the showers." Kurt replied, finding it hard to stop laughing. The image of them like that would be hilarious for a very long time.

"That is weak for the twins." Dwight said.

"Why would they warn us of that?" Shane said absently.

"That is probably just the beginning." Wes replied. Out of the corner of his eye he saw the twins running out of the building where Kurt had came out only moments ago. "Where are yous two going?" He shouted over everyone. The Windsor's looked to where Wes was shouting to and saw a glimpse of the two blondes.

"WE NEED SUPPLIES!" Both of them shouted as they continued to run out of the school.

"That doesn't sound good." Reed said with worry.

"You don't need school supplies. They don't even come here." Brittany casually said.

"They don't mean those kinds Britt." Santana said with a small smile on her face.


By the end of lunch the twins had not returned, or so Kurt had thought as none had seen them since they ran out. Blaine had been reluctant about leaving Kurt but the Windsor boys had to get off the premises as they were not students and they needed to find the twins before they returned to the school. Kurt had given him a very long tight hug before saying goodbye. Kurt had noticed that Reed and Shane were a bit distant from each other since the two of them had returned earlier on during lunch. He hoped that they would be okay once they were back at Dalton and did not have to deal with what Kurt has had to here. It was probably a bad idea keeping Reed here as he was pretty shell-shocked after the experience. Blaine said he would keep an eye on him for him and would try to update him if anything happens whilst he was in class. Kurt's mind was racing and was not paying attention to where he was going. His next class was not a subject class it he had to attend one tutorial class each week this year as they would be helping with applying to colleges and how to prepare for the future. Out of all of the New Directions, only Rachel was in the same class. He was disappointed about that but he and Rachel were planning to move to New York together so it was lucky they were together that way. Fifteen minutes into the class, some of the jocks had walked into the class sheepishly.

"Where have you lot been? Class started fifteen minutes ago." The teacher said sternly. She was not in a particular good mood today. Kurt could tell from the moment she arrived into the class; slamming the door open and throwing her stuff onto her desk.

"We umm got covered in paint and stuff during lunch and we've been umm trying to get it off but we're just getting worse." One of them said. The class were struggling to conceal their laughter as they were even worse than Kurt thought. Their faces were bright blue with some yellowish streaks randomly with bright red arms and legs and now the addition of chalk white hair. The jocks were trying to give the class glares but that made it worse as no one could take them seriously including the teacher but in a different way.

"You think I'm going to believe that? You all have done that to yourselves just to make some stupid prank out of the school. Take your seats and I'll deal with you lot at the end of class. I don't have time for this nonsense!" Unfortunately for them the last remaining seats were at the very front of the class so everyone was giggled behind their backs and they could not do anything about it. Rachel could not contain her laughter at all and got a stern look from the teacher as well as the jocks, but other people had joined her so they tried to hide their faces from embarrassment. "Yes they look hilarious but shut up and concentrate on the task on hand!" The teacher boomed. The class had decided to keep their laughing to a minimum of sniggering every so often. As the bell went to signal the end of the period the jocks tried to run out of the class only to be stopped by the teacher. They were told to wait until everyone had left before they would talk and nearly everyone burst into laughter as soon as they were out of the door.

"I'll see you later Rachel, I've got to get my French books from my locker." Kurt had said leaving in the opposite direction of Rachel. A light smile stayed on his lips as now that he has saw how bad they were he could not help but laugh whenever he remembered the looks on their faces. Serves them right for a change he thought. When he had reached his locker, there were bouncy balls all over the floor with some of them still bouncing against the floor. He looked around trying to see where they were coming from. Down a few lockers from Kurt, a jock opened his locker for it to be filled with bouncy balls. Kurt picked one of the up that had hit his foot and looked at it. It was red and white. Typical Kurt thought with a laugh. He looked back up at the jock to see that he was staring at the inside of his locker that was now empty of the balls with a worried look on his face. Kurt walked up quietly along with a few other students to see what was wrong. Kurt had noticed that the other jocks in the area where doing the same thing after watching all of the bouncy balls fall out of their lockers. Inside was a note with only one word written on it.

BEWARE!


TBC

AN: I hope this will make up for the pathetic chapter I last posted. It's well over double in length so that's a start. I did try to get this done for Thursday but I couldn't think straight as I was so excited to go the midnight showing of Deathly Hallows that nothing was coming to mind for how I wanted to write this chapter. Have you seen it? I cried throughout all of it and I'm not ashamed :') I dressed up as a Hufflepuff so I got to make many Starkid jokes and sing the songs with my friend.

Anyway back to this before I write an essay on Harry Potter, like always I want to thank you all for reading this far! I'm going to warn you now I'm going on holiday for two weeks with no internet access in less than a week so this could be the last chapter for a few weeks or I might be able to post another one just before I leave but don't hold it against me please. I don't know how I'm going to last without Tumblr x'D

Plus I hope you're having a nice summer!