A/N: So here is the long awaited chapter. Not much to say, don't want to spoil the fun. Just enjoy the story and tell me what you think.

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Disclaim: Does Naruto fall in love with Hinata? Are they dating? Will they get married? Does Naruto have a lot of screen time in the series? Does Hinata have a lot of screen time in the series? Do they have a lot of screen time together? If not, I definitely do not own Naruto.

(6/10/11)


"Bachan, please. I just want to spend more time with Hinata, since we just marry and all. I don't want her to feel lonely."

"Huh, how ironic, before you beg me for more difficult missions, now you ask me for less."

"Not totally. I just ask you to assign me a S-mission or A-mission at one time, not 20 or 30 all at once, and allowing me to take breaks between missions."

"But then you are just gonna take less than a day to finish it, isn't it such a waste? We can save much more time and earn much more money if you do them continuously. Ok ok, don't look at me with that eyes. I already give you a week vacation, no mission, do you know how much money I make less? Here I am, being so nice with you, saving special missions just for you, and you continue to nag me to no end."

"I do not say that I will not do them, I just say you could arrange it to a way that I can do all missions and can still have some time for Hinata."

"Then just bring her with you in the missions. On the second thought, that will not work. We are in shortage of shinobi here. First is the destroy of the whole village, and then the shinobi war. It has been two years but thing has not brighten up much, we have to do something to quickly reproduce new shinobi. You and Hinata should have babies already, helping the village a bit, will you? Huh, Ok, for the future of the village, I will sacrifice my rightful personal businesses and allow you to have more time with your wife. 10 S-rank missions a month, you can do anything you like, take as many break as you please as long as you finish 10 missions a month. Deal? One condition, in exchange, you have to produce at least 10 babies for the village."

"Wow, 10 babies sure are a lot."

"Not at all, you really don't understand anything about marriage, do you? 10 is just a very humble number. We are shinobi, we can do much better, and shinobi like yourselves and Hinata can reach to number 100 easily, considered your stamina and her body. But I will be a nice baabaa and only ask for 10. Just remember, from now on, don't use any protection, ok?"

"Protection? What is protection?"

"Oh, I see. So you are already in the process of making babies. Good job. You don't have worry about it then, forget it. I can't wait to see your babies. I have so much to teach them, to make them great shinobies like I am."

"Oh, I also want to ask you for another favor. Neji just blew my table and my door away, and I am in a financial crisis now, I don't know if you could give me some bonus for my hard work..."

"Your hard work? I am the only one who really work here, and you people never understand. You only have to do some petty missions while I have to oversee the whole village. If I am in your position, I could finish 50 S-rank missions in no time. And why do you need money to buy table and door? Don't we have Yamato?"

"Oh, I see. You are such a genius, bachan."

"Naruto, you are my successor, you have to learn to be more like me. Your weakness is that you are too navie. That's why I am always tricky with you so that you could learn between truth and lies. I know you are not a person that people could easily manipulate or take advantage of, and you have friends and comrades who are loyal to you and would protect you at all cost. But if you are to be Hokage, you have to be stronger and smarter, learning who are friends and who are foes.. And don't trust people too easily. Be careful of Hiashi, he is not a person to mess with."

"Otou-chan? He is not as bad as you say he is. Talking of that, he asks me and Hinata to have dinner with him every Saturday, today will be our first dinner. Finally, I could have a family dinner, I'm very excited."

'Otou-chan? This child...thinking everyone as friends and family. Too pure. It seems like nothing I say could get into his ear now. Having more experiences and maybe he would understand.'

"Good for you. Enjoy your dinner, and remember the favors I do for you."

"Thank you, bachan."

"One more thing. Why did Neji blow your table and door? He does not seem to be a person who could act so recklessly. What did you do to him?"

"I don't know what is wrong with him lately. I didn't do anything, he just came from nowhere and destroyed both my table and my door."

"Huh, let's see. What did you do right before that?"

"I *blush*...I...just k-kissed H-Hinata on the cheek...I...*blush*..."

"Enough. Your marriage life is the least of my interest now. But keep this up and make more babies. You can go now, and remember to use this time for something productive .*hint, hint*"

XxXxXx

"Shizunue"

"..."

"Shizunue"

"Sorry Tsunade-sama. I'm thinking what I should teach to Naruto's children."

"That child still has a long way to go, but to think of him as a father. *laugh uncontrollably*. Time sure flies, I should not think of him as a child anymore. However, to the main business, Neji behaviors are very questionable. From what Naruto tells me, I am sure that Hiashi asks Neji to keep an eye on the newly wed, and I want to know why. How does your investigation on the Hyuuga go?"

"Actually, Tsunade-sama, I just discover the reason why Hiashi wants the wedding so badly in such a short period of time. *tell the story*."

"That damn old man. How dare he puts his mistakes on my shoulder. Who do he think he is for tricking me into this whole mess just to save his pathetic pride? You have to pay, Hiashi, ten hundred time, no hundred hundreds times, thousand hundreds times what you done to me."

"Tsunade-sama, that..."

"Anyway, continue the investigation. Try to discover what behind Neji behaviors, that might be very helpful."


"Hinata? Do you feel better?"

"Hai, nisan. Don't worry about me, I can continue."

"Don't push yourselves too hard. Come sit here."

"But I want to continue. We almost get there."

"It's not good to hurry up thing. I am here, we can take this training as long as we want."

"Hai, I'm sorry."

"Hinata."

"Hai"

"I..."

"Yes, Neji-nisan"

"I just want to sorry for earlier. I don't mean to make you cry"

"I am the one who should say sorry, I should not have cried so easily, I am a shinobi after all, I guess I am still too weak."

"You are not weak. But there is something I have to tell you."

"Yes, nisan"

"I know I say this earlier, but don't fall for Naruto. Looking up to him is fine, admiring him and want to be like him is fine if it makes you stronger. Everyone in the village including myself looks up to Naruto, we try hard every day to be like him, to be strong enough so we could protect him and worth being his comrades. But love is different. Love makes people weak, and you might have heard this, but love leads to hate, hate leads to war. And you don't want to be a sick love girl in front of him right? Don't you want to be strong in his eyes? If so, don't love him, striking yourselves to be stronger, concentrating on your training. I just don't want you to get hurt, but if you fall in love, it is inevitable that you will get hurt. "

"I am not afraid to get hurt, if it means that I can be with him, I am not afraid of anything. And N-Naruto-kun, I know Naruto-kun would never hurt me Moreover, it is already too late...I...I already fall in love with him, deeply fall in love with him. I don't need him to love me back, I don't even need him to smile at me the same way he smiles at Sakura-san, I don't even need to be with him. I just want to see his face, see him smiling, see him happy, know that he will be fine. That, that is enough for me."

"Hinata."

Neji hold Hinata close to him, kissed on her forehead,

"Hinata, you baka. That idiot better be nice to you."


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"Wow, Otou-chan. This dinner sure is fancy. You don't need to be so generous. We are fine with a normal meal, dattebayo"

"Fancy? What are you talking about? This is a normal meal. You begin to make me wonder what you get my daughter to eat at your house. I don't want her to be spoiled, but I don't want her to be starved either. Shinobi needs to have enough nutrition to fight."

Naruto looked down. He never thought of it, but his and Hinata world was different. She was from a noble and wealthy clan, and even if she was a shinobi, she was an elite shinobi, she now was a Jounin, while he was just a poor genin who didn't have enough money to buy his own table and door. Yes, he didn't take the chunin and therefore jounin exams because he had to work for bachan, he really didn't have time for it. And besides, no one asked him to take the exams anymore, even Shikimaru thought that those exams were too below his level, and he should concentrate on more important matters like making more allies for the Konoha and established securities and new rules for the Allies Forces. As a result, here he was, a poor gennin siting next to his wealthy jounin wife. A huge gap, and to think how much she had to bear to be his wife, living in a small house, too small for two people, eating ramen all day, and never had enough money to do anything.

Hinata put her hands on his and smiled at him. She was so beautiful, her smile was like the sun to him, so bright and pure.

"Otou-sama, I am very happy right now. Naruto-kun has been very nice to me. He has even cooked for me, my favorite meal."

"Oh, that's good to hear. I can see you are in a good marriage. But as new as you are, there is something I need to teach both of you, so you could maintain and make your marriage a happy one."

"Hai, Otou-sama."

"That's awesome, Otou-chan. It's good to have someone to guide us, I honestly don't know anything about marriage." *taking a note out*

"Ok, so first of all, marriage is a very scarce thing. You have to learn to respect and understand each other."

Both nodded eagerly, excitements in their eyes.

"And to do so, you have to restrain any physical contacts because physical contacts are what will destroy your relationship, hinder your ability to understand each other. Naruto, I know that you have kissed Hinata on her cheek. That will be the beginning for your marriage downfall. You should never repeat that mistake again. You should also restrain yourselves from holding her hands. Any desire to get close to each other will be the seed of your marriage's destruction."

"Sorry Otou-chan. I will never make that mistake again."

Resentments in his eyes as he looked as his respectful father-in-law, he then continued to take note while still listened intensively.

Hinata sighed in relief, so their marriage will not affect her training at all.

Neji nodded in great satisfaction. Hiashi-sama sure was a genius. He just wished Hiashi-sama could use haft of his wits now to prevent the marriage from happening in the first place.

"Otou-chan. I have one question."

"Go ahead, Naruto"

"You know how to *blush intensively* ….how we could make babies...I have promised bachan to make at least 10 babies in exchange to have more time with Hinata, so..." *face bright red*

Hinata felt like she was about to faint, 'Baby...baby with Naruto-kun'

Hiashi felt like he was just being slapped hard to his face. 'Baby, baby from my baby daughter. That's damn old woman, she had to pay for this, suggesting that idiot to make baby with my cute little daughter. And 10 of them. Oh, my poor baby, there is no way I will allow this to happen.'

Neji felt like there was cold water, very cold water pouring into his head. His heart stopped for a second. 'My H-Hinata, my little innocent cousin, having baby with that moron. I will die before that happen, actually I want to die now, but not before killing this idiot who want to make babies with my sweet innocent Hinata MY Hinata.'

Hinabi began to feel interested in the conversation. '10 babies, that is a lot, but it will be more fun with 10 babies around the house. But how do people make baby?'

"Ahem. Like I said, it is very important to keep no physical contacts, and the same apply to have a baby. To have a higher chance to have a baby, you should not touch each other at all."

"But it is sure weird, I have never heard of it before."

"Naruto, have anyone ever told you about how to be a husband, and how to have children?"

"No, I haven't. But I do see people kissing and all, so it might not be too unusual to...you know *blush*. Maybe it will be ok if I..."

"Don't even thing about it. Any married couple has their own secrets to nourish their love and you know ...having the fruit of an successful marriage. I intend to not spill this out, but since you are too eager to know, I'll tell you this."

Everyone in the table leaned closer to Hiashi.

"A lot of stupid people have give in to their own desire and do abominable thing like kissing and stuffs. But as I said before. such actions are what stain something as scarce and as pure as marriage. Those people have very little chance of having children, and much less of having smart ones. Do you want to have a lot of children who are as intelligent and talented as yourselves?"

Both nodded ferociously.

"So this is the tip. Do not follow others' stupidities, do not hold hand, or hug, or kiss of any kind, do not be in a narrow space with each other, do not even look into each other eyes for so long, if you do all of these, you will understand each other well, and from this understanding, a child will be born."

"Just like that. We don't need to do anything and a child will be born?"

"No, it is a very difficult thing to do. You will sometime have the desire to be close to each other, but if you give in to your desire, you future will be doom. Think about the future of your marriage and your healthy and intelligent children whenever you are about to do something stupid."

Still seeing the doubt in Naruto eyes, Hiashi continued

"Taking your master as an example. Do you know why Jiraya-sama never has a wife and much less a child?"

Naruto shook his head, was eager to learn more.

"That's because he was fooling around with too many girls, doing things like peeping and flirting. If you follow your master steps, your future will be the same. But now you have a wife, you don't want Hinata to live with you for the rest of her life without any children, do you? Taking another example, your sensei, Kakash. He is indeed a true man, and follows every step to have a successful marriage, but do you know why until now he still not have a partner, as handsome and talented as he is?"

Naruto continued to shake his head, curiosity evidenced in his eyes

"That is because he read Icha Icha. Once the mind is polluted by improper thinking, marriage will never come to you, and you will never be blessed with a child. Have you read Icha cha?

"I did read a draft of Ero Senin once but it was too boring that I gave up after a few pages"

'That's good, this child is too stupid to even understand Icha cha'

"That's good. Do you see the differences now? You have a wife, and they don't, despised the gap between their appearances as well as their minds and yours. To maintain the marriage, I suggest you never get your hand on Icha cha again."

"I would never do that. It is too boring after all."

"That's good. You are one step closer to become a father. One more caution though, don't listen to Hokage-sama."

"Why not? She sure has a lot of experience."

"I'm afraid not. No offense, but you know how old she is right, and she still...you know...alone. It is not good to listen to people who don't have experiences. It will lead you to the wrong way. I know you don't know a lot of people who have experiences in marriage, but you two always have me. I am here to support you all the way with your marriage. Go to me whenever you have doubts or hear something that contrast to my advices."

"Hai Otou-sama"

"Wow, thank you a lot, Otou-chan. I'll keep your golden advices deep in my head, I actually have a very detailed note here. I'll go home and review them several times so that I will never forget and make stupid mistakes like the one this morning. I'll promise you, Otou-chan that Hinata and I will do our best to give you 10 healthy, smart, and talented grandchildren that you could be proud of."

"G-good. T-that is very good to hear. Remember my advise well and you will have babies in no time"

XxXxXx

For a second, Neji seriously considered Hisashi-sama advises to his heart, making mental note to follow every words of the great men for his future uses. However, Neji was smarter than that, as a secretly devoted reader of Icha Icha for several years, Neji did know the secrets between men and women and have enough knowledge (although still lack of experiences) about what should really happen between husband and wife. And thank to Icha Icha, he would still able to maintain some of his genius existences for the next couple of centuries. However, the rest of the table would not be so lucky. Although Neji was grateful for Hiashi-sama from the bottom of his heart, he could not help but felt sorry for the old man future decedents. With the way that Hinata and Hinabi listened to every word their father pouring into their inexperienced ear, it was highly possible that Hiashi would not have any grandchildren, much less grand-grandchildren. In another word, the great blood of Hiashi-sama would stop right here, it was such a waste to not able to pass on some of his wits to the next generations. Neji mentally shook his head, and sighed in relief, it was good that he was able to regain his knowledge as quickly as possible before he too fell into the same fate as the three lambs in front of him.


Four shinobies headed to Konoha with their full speed, the sun shined brightly on them. Three months and one week, it had been three months and one week since she last saw him, and every single day of that time she could not help but to wait impatiently to see him again, able to take a glance of his face, his bright blue eyes, his smile; the smile that was even brighter than the sun shining on them right now. She waited and waited, the last time she saw him she had not been able to even talk to him, but just seeing him was enough for her. How she missed his voices, the way he laughed, the way he ran his hand over his hair, how she was longing just to...She sighed, she was not worth to be with him. He was the sun while she was just a weak little cherry flower who did not even know her own feelings. Beside her was her childhood crush, the one that she thought she loved deeply, the one that she thought was mean to be with her, the one that she thought was the only one for her. He was now the one that she realized she could not love. She had tried very hard for the past two year to love him, to reconfirm her feelings to him, but none was working. Yes, she did have feelings for him even until now, she did want to help him and make him happy, she did try to understand him better, to love him for the man he was.

But compared to her sun...She could not help but to smile every time she met him, could not stop to look into his blue eyes, could not help but to want to be close to him, having more time with him, listening to his voices, everything everything that she did with him made she feel very happy. His existence alone brought her hope, happiness, and the strength to go on, to become a strong shinobi she was today. Was this possible for her to meet him again, today, even just for a little bit? Could her little wish become true just for this one time?


A/N: So, what do you think?

A lot was going on, but finally I could post this chapter. I edited myself, but I promise the next chapter will be reviewed by a beta. Tell me if it is too shabby and I will try to proofread it again.

Also for those who care, the vote resulted in Sasuke having a minor role, so the story will remain Romance/Humor with a very happy ending (I hope). I'm not very good with humor, always consider it a difficult genre to write, but I'll try my best to make this a humor story until the end. Tell me if the humor works and just not some lame/dry jokes.