Snapbacks and Gold Stars Chapter 1
Rachel's cousin moves to Ohio after getting kicked out of school for the fourth time in Los Angeles.
"Dude, is this the shit you smoke all the time?" MJ asked while taking a hit.
"Yea. Why what's wrong with it?" puck answered back.
"Nothing just this shit is just weak. I got a guy who will get you some better stuff. He supposed to be in town next week. But for now..I'll give you some of this sour I have left." MJ said while passing the joint back to Puck.
"I'm still high, but I think we should smoke a bogey after." She continued while watching Puck take a drag.
"What the hell is a bogey?" he said looking real confused.
"Is that like some type of other drug? Cause I don't do drugs." he said after thinking about it.
"No, you fucktard. It's slang for cigarette." MJ said rolling up another joint.
"Oh. So why didn't you just say so?" puck countered.
"Dude you are so high!" MJ said laughing obnoxiously.
Puck then started laughing. Then they looked at each other and started laughing even harder.
"MJ you sound just like Cleveland when you laugh dude." Puck said and started laughing even harder.
"Duuuude! I get that a lot. Whatever, we should head to our next class. I think I'm smarter when I'm high." MJ said after laughing.
The two get up and crawl out from the bleachers. They enter the school again and start walking around aimlessly.
"Wait weren't we supposed to be going somewhere?" Puck asked after stopping in front the girls' locker room.
"Um, I don't know I think we were going..hey is that the girls' locker room?" she started walking inside.
"Hey, no fair I can't go in there dude." Puck yelled after her.
"Man, stop being a pussy and come on. Well on second thought made you should start being one." MJ started laughing with that annoying Cleveland laugh.
"That wasn't even funny though." Puck said looking confused.
"Just come on Puck." MJ started pulling Puck in the girls locker room.
The two started creeping around when they heard a bunch of girls coming in.
"Oh my God what are we gonna do!" Puck whispered harshly.
"HIDE!" they said at the same time.
Now we have MJ and Puck hiding in a large hamper full of spankies and Cheerios uniforms.
"Hey Puck you think we're gonna see some naked girls in here?"
"Puck..?"
"Dude are sniffing spankies? What the fuck?"
"You have to smell these dude. This is so awesome!"
"You're so gross! Pass me one." MJ said laughing.
Girls finally pour into the locker room and start taking off their clothes. A hot brunette's back is facing toward MJ and Puck.
"Yo check out the ass on that one bro." MJ said pointing at the brunette.
"I know man. It's like the perfect ass."
"I'd so bend that over and hit it from behind."
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
Rachel walks in with the rest of the girls in her gym class. She walks to her locker and starts undressing to change back in her argyle sweater. She's quietly humming to herself when she starts to hear loud whispers.
"Diamond, do you hear that?" she directs her question at the black girl next to her getting changed.
"No. I don't hear anything." Diamond answered back.
They both stop moving and listen carefully.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
"Look at the girl next to the white chick." MJ said loudly.
"I know man. I never noticed how hot the girls are in this school til now." Puck replied eyeing down the girl.
"Hey Puck is it me or did it just get really quiet?"
Within seconds the sheet covering the hamper is ripped off and MJ and Puck come face to face with the hot brunette they were eyeing earlier.
"MJ!" "OMG RACHEL!"
"AHHH MY EYES OH MY GOD! I NEED SOAP! SOMEONE SHOOT ME!" MJ starts yelling and screaming
"What are you doing in here MJ and is that Noah?" Rachel says.
"Noah I know that's you get out of there!"
"Um, hey Rachel" Puck says while rubbing the back of his neck looking around sheepishly.
"I can't believe I wanted to have sexual relations with my cousin!" MJ starts mumbling "I'm officially going to hell now."
Rachel stands on her toes and grabs MJ and Puck by their ears.
"Do you know how lucky you two are that it was just me and Diamond over here? MJ you're lucky I don't tell Aunt Donna."
"Rachel, what? No! You can't tell the boss lady" MJ starts sobbing like a 5 year old.
"MJ..MJ! I'm not gonna tell her"
"Dude are you crying?" Puck starts laughing hysterically.
"Man you don't know my mom. She is like so scary. You can't even look her in the eye or you'll turn to stone." MJ said while wiping the snot from her nose.
"MJ stop exaggerating. Honestly, I thought you stopped this sneaking into locker room nonsense"
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
While Rachel is busy reprimanding MJ, MJ's mind starts to wonder off.
Oh here we go now the munchkin is never going to shut up.
She starts looking around and spots Diamond glaring at her
Woah that chick is so sexy. Haha. I wonder if she knows she doesn't have any clothes on? Nah she totally doesn't. Her boobs are so big. Wait why are they moving closer. Dude I'm not that high.
SMACK!
"Ow, what the fuck?" MJ yells.
"Stop staring at my breasts, perve!" Diamond says after smacking MJ.
"Could you really blame me though? They were just out there."
SMACK!
"Ow! What the hell was that for Rachel?"
"For cursing and being a pervert. Do you think of anything else besides sex?" Rachel scolds.
MJ gets this smirk on her face.
"You know what don't answer that." she says with a deep sigh.
"Puck, take my cousin out of here."
"Come on bro." Puck says while dragging MJ from the locker room.
The two friends start walking down the hallway again.
"Man, that Diamond chick so likes me" MJ states.
"I highly doubt that." Puck replies
"She totally does. She was giving me the 'look'. "
"The look? Really? Have you ever even dated a girl?"
"Yea, this from the guy who was sniffing spankies." MJ says and punches Puck in the arm.
"Hey you were doing it too!" Puck said punching MJ back.
"So! You did it first"
MJ and Puck start shoving each other. Then stop looks at each other and begin to laugh.
"Whatever man. Diamond is so gonna be mine."
So that was my little update guys. Now you guys are probably wondering how Quinn is going to tie into this story. Well next chapter she is definitely going to be in it. Diamond is my original character my btw. I hope you guys enjoyed the buffoonery in this chapter. Remember follow my twitter if you want to contact me on when the next chapter is going to be up MJ_StudMuffin. And thank you to all of you guys who reviewed, put me on their alerts and their favorites. Ok I'm going to stop now this is starting to sound like a Grammys speech. Don't forget to review guys.
