In One Piece, there are always double personalities.
For example, Luffy with his playful and stupid side...
And Luffy and his serious side(When he gave Nami his hat at the merman place after she stole the Going Merry when Sanji just joined blah blah blah do you get it now?).
Also, there is Sanji and his lovey-dovey side...
And him and his coolish side when he fights people.
Why am I saying this?
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I don't know; just playing. Hee Hee
PWNED
"Where?"
"Where is the cake?"
Luffy had come this far, only to see a safe with nothing inside.
Not even a rabbit bone!
Luffy, his heart pounding, raced up the stairs of the Thousand Sunny. His sandals thudded against the wooden floor, each step filled with-
...
Man, this is sounding cheesy.
After Nami looked through the telescope, she decided to work on her maps. Nami took out a roll of parchment and started measuring her lagitude and longitude lines.
Suddenly, her pen rattled and the ink skidded across the paper, ruining her precisely measured work.
"Darn it!" Nami muttered.
But still, she continued the map. Just one mistake didn't matter. Nami could fix it later.
She was wrong.
The rattling continued, and her pen skittered across the paper, making random crooked lines all over the place.
The map was ruined.
Nami sighed. She crumpled up her parchment and was about to grab a new one when-
"NAMI!"
Luffy's familiar voice was cranked at full volume as he burst into her room, breaking the hinges of the door.
" WHERE DID YOU PUT THE CAKE?"
The wooden rectangle with a knob that was once Nami's door slid across the floor next to a certain angry woman's feet.
And that certain woman was cracking her knuckles.
Luffy winced as he rubbed the swelling bump on his head. You might think he was stupid when he asked Nami where was the cake because he was the thief, but think again. Actually-
Nevermind. He was stupid.
Nami glared at the captain for barging in(not to mention breaking the door and ruining her map), and was about to to give Luffy a torture session until-
"Nami wait! Tell me where is the cake!" Luffy begged.
" NO! Of course not! You weren't even supposed to try to steal the cake in the first place!"
Nami's devil aura was on full blast. Even the crewmates on the other side of the ship felt it.
Franky was recharging his cola.
"Supah!" The blue-haired man did his all familiar star stance.
Suddenly, he shivered. Franky looked around. Why was it so cold? There was something dark and evil about this chill.
Sanji stared at Franky. The cook was making dinner, and he was almost done.
" Franky, if you would close the fridge, it might not be so cold." Sanji sighed." So then don't shiver. It's unpleasant to a lady's eye if Nami-chwan or Robin-swan comes in. Seeing a man in weakness just due to low, measly temperature. Disgrace!"
Sanji flipped a juicy piece of meat over the fire.
Franky still wasn't sure if it was just the fridge. But still, he closed it. Much to his dismay, it was still cold, dark, and evil.
"Why aren't you cold?" Franky asked Sanji." There is something wrong."
Just then, Ussop came by. He was shivering too.
" Ussop! Oi Ussop!" Franky was relieved that someone else was also shivering." Do you know why it is so cold?"
" Oh, that?" Ussop helped himself to a glass of water casually. " That's Nami's aura. Don't get close to her today."
He looked at Sanji and snorted.
" It's also usual for Sanji to not notice, because he is a ladies' man." Ussop sipped his drink.
Ussop was scared out of his pants; even more scared than Franky. But hey, he was a good actor.
Nami wasn't angry anymore. Instead she had an creepy smile on her face like the kind of expression Satan would have if he dominated the world.
" You know," She began." I knew you were going to steal the cake in the first place."
She looked at the confused Luffy.
" Stealing food needs a punishment." Nami continued." You even agreed to not eat the cake 2 weeks later when we have a party on our ship if you tried to steal it. But I know you'll try to steal it anyway, even after the sentence. Therefore I have the authority to sentence you for lack of no food for one day. Only water!"
Luffy thought the world was going to end. He tried to protest but-
" Starting tomorrow. If you try to steal any sort of food that period, I will lengthen your days."
(Sad music starts playing)
Luffy slumped his back and stepped out of Nami's room.
Things couldn't get any worse, could they.
Robin was chatting with Brooke. They were talking about the coldness that suddenly turned on. Not to mention a dark and evil feeling with it.
" It's that devil Nami's aura." Zoro responded.
The swordsman just woke up. He walked toward them and sat next to Robin, joining their talk.
Chopper groaned. The medicine he was working on that could fill up a stomach will take a few weeks to work on. It's a guess and check process to see which formula could work.
He poured in some liquid chemical and stirred it with his own inventive powder. Perfect! Now if Chopper could-
BOOM.
The explosion caused smoke everywhere. Flasks were cracked, the chemicals inside the testubes were running across the floor.
" Oh crud!" Chopper slapped himself." I labled the wrong chemical."
The liquid he was working with was the wrong one.
Worst of all, the explosion didn't hit Chopper. It burst through the wall and hit a certain threesome who were chatting on the deck.
Was that a depressing ending to a chapter? Or what?
I don't know either...
I'll be back with a new chapter! School work is tight, so...
