Authors note- Alright, time for another chapter! This time it's Pinkie Pie's turn in the spotlight! But before that I want to address something rather important. A reviewer brought to my attention that Icecold288 sent in an app for Inky Hoof. I just want to let everyone know there's no problems here. Ice is a friend of mine and my beta for the story, he asked to use Inky and I agreed, but I wanted him to wait till I posted this chapter so I could tell everyone we know eachother. Still, he's got my full permission to use my ponies. With that out of the way, on with the main event.

Disclaimer: *Scratching a lotto ticket and sighs* Nope, still don't own My Little Pony or Friendship is magic. On a side note I also do not own Monster energy drinks.


In Pinkie Pies room, the sun shone brightly through her window as the young mare bounced around happily "He's coming! He's coming! He is coming!" She sang aloud, dancing around the crack in space and time. Suddenly, a bright flash filled the room stopping Pinkie Pie "He's here!" She cheered.

Before her was a tall, tan furred pony with a chocolate brown mane and bright green eyes, and a neon green M for a cutie mark. He also happened to be sprawled out on the floor. "Stupid hooves, how do horses walk with these clunky things?"

"Hehe, your cutie mark is sooo funny." Pinkie Pie giggled

Penman rolled his eyes "Drink five Monsters in one day without having a stroke and your marked for life." he chuckles.

Pinkie Pie laughed "Hey, who's gonna write the chapter if you're here hanging out with me?"

Penman smirks "I've got my friend Icecold on it, he's a pretty good writer. So Pinkie, what sort of shenanigans do you have planned for us today, and who's coming along?"

Pinkie Pie smiled sweetly "Well, I told everyone I was spending time with an extra special friend from out of town, so we should be left alone, and I was thinking a really nice picnic lunch in the park would do for today."

Penman raises an eyebrow "Seriously? No parties? No pranks? No pulling a splinter out of a manticore's foot?"

Pinkie Pie shook her head, her cotton candy mane bouncing from side to side "Nope! Just a nice quiet day for the two of us."

Penman put a hoof on her forehead "You don't feel warm, is this Rainbow Dash pulling a prank?" he asked peering at the pink mare.

Pinkie Pie backed up "What's wrong with wanting a quiet day for once? I know you don't like being a pony so lets make this as easy on you as possible."

Penman nods slowly, still unnerved by this "Sure, whatever you say."

Pinkie Pie let out a squeal of joy and hugged him "Thank you! Now come on, I got a great spot picked out." she said happily, bouncing out the door.

Penman's gaze follows her out the door. "Something ain't right here. Pinkie and quiet don't belong in the same sentence."

With a small sigh, he follows Pinkie Pie, wondering just what she has planned.

-FIM-

Walking out of Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie Pie hummed happily, Pen following close behind. As they reached the middle town, the ground began to rumble "Stampede!" A pony shouts, causing all the inhabitants to panic and run inside.

"Another one? Yeesh! Either build a wall around the town or slip the cows some Prozac honestly." Pen muttered as he stared at the on coming heard.

"What are you doing? We gotta go!" Pinkie Pie shouted, continuing to act unlike her self.

Pen smiled and put a hoof on her shoulder "Relax! We both know Apple Jack is gonna come in and save the day."

He waits a few minutes but still no Applejack "Any minute now."

"Uhh, would this be a bad time to mention Applejack and Rainbow Dash went to Neigh Orleans to visit Rainbow Dash's parents, and won't be back till later?"

Penman looked at Pinkie Pie twitching "First, yes, yes it would be a bad time. Second, We're all gonna die!" he screamed, flailing his forelegs like everypony else.

Pinkie Pie gripped him tightly "Oh! If only we had another Applejack on hand, or somepony who knows the ropes!" she said, a small smirk forming.

Penman nods sadly, but then stands up "Wait! I've seen Applebucking Season at least nine times, I can do this! Pinkie Pie follow my lead!"

-FIM-

Running into the stampede, Penman and Pinkie Pie turn around and ran with the cows. "Pick a side Pinkie!" Penman shouted, drifting to the left side of the herd.

"Arf!" Pinkie barked as she went right, tightening the herd like Applejack and Winona before.

"Geronimo!" Penman shouted as he jumped up onto the cows, hopping to the head of the heard. Reaching behind him, he somehow found a lasso waiting and lassoed the head cow, making a hard left in the knick of time.

The ponies of Ponyville cheered as Penman hopped off the cow "We did it Pinkie!"

"Woof woof!" Pinkie Pie answered, scratching her ear with her hoof.

Penman laughed at her Winona impression as Big Mac ran up to him Pinkie Pie "That was some mighty fine ropin friend, where'd ya'll learn ta do that?" the older colt asked the two.

Exchanging a glance, Pen and Pinkie Pie laughed "Just something I picked up from your sister."

Pinkie Pie giggled for a bit and gasped "Our picnic! I completely forgot about it, we need to hurry or the carrot juice will get warm!" She said, tugging Penman off towards the mountains.

"But I hate carrot juice!" Pen shouted as he was drug away.

"Ooh, they shouldn't be going that way don't cha knoo." A cow said, others agreeing or nodding along.

"Why's that?" Big Mac asked curiously.

"Because a big ol' dragon just woke up in the mountains, and he sounds a might cranky."

Big Macs eyes widen "Guy's wait!" he called to the other two ponies, but it was too late, they had bounced out of ear shot.

Big Mac looked back at the cows "Ya'll git home now, I need to see Miss Twilight right quick." he said before running off to see Twilight.

-FIM-

In a small clearing at the foot of the mountains, Pinkie Pie and Penman had set up their picnic. Pinkie Pie ate happily while Penman looked at his buttercup sandwich like it would sprout a head and legs and start singing "Ave Maria".

"Pony food is so weird" the author muttered as he bit into the sandwich, and chewed "Mmm, not bad. Might be the pony me talking though." he muttered, taking another bite.

"Oh, it's you dweebs stinking up my air." a shrill voice screeched as a large shadow loomed on the two friends.

Pinkie Pie gasped as Penman sighed "Gee, I wonder who that could be?"

Gilda landed in front of the two and sneered down at them.

"Oh gee, Gilda? Who would have guessed?" Penman droned in monotone, unimpressed by the griffins entrance.

"Yeah, it's me dweebs. What'cha eating?" Gilda asked, strutting up to the lunching ponies.

Penman showed her his sandwich "Buttercups. Want a bite? I don't think you'd be interested in lame pony food."

Gilda snarled and smacked the sandwich away "Listen dork, me and Stinky Pie here have unfinished business. So unless you want your girly butt handed too you, MOVE!" she shrieked, blowing the authors mane back.

Staring at her with a bored expression, Penman looked straight at Gilda "First, halitosis. Second, pick my lunch back up please."

Gilda blinked in confusion and growled "Why should I?"

Penman got up in her face nice and close, staring through her eyes into her soul "Because Pinkie Pie put a lot of hard work into making this for me and I want to show my appreciation by eating it. Now listen Gilda, you obviously blame Pinkie Pie for ruining your friendship with Rainbow Dash right?" he asked, keeping a calm, even tone that was somehow more threatening than him yelling.

Gilda gulped "Well, yeah but"

"No buts. Listen, you seem like a really nice person, but your attitude sucks. Hard. Now, I'm willing to bet that being one Dashes oldest and dearest friends, she may very well forgive you if you stop acting like a twit and apologize to her." He puts a hoof on her shoulder "Trust me, she's going through a tough time right now and needs all the friends she can get."

Gilda blinks and looks down at the ground "You know what? You guys aren't worth my time, I'm just gonna leave you to your stupid picnic and go, think for a while." She muttered as she rose back into the sky.

Picking up his sandwich, Penman brushes off some of the dirt and takes a quick bite, smiling politely. "Still good."

Pinkie Pie stared at him in awe "Oh, my, gosh! You just talked down Gilda! Gilda! She's at least twice your size, and a total meanie to boot! How'd you remain so calm?"

Penman smirked "Eh, just figured she couldn't be as nasty as people think. I mean, she was friends with Rainbow Dash for a while, couldn't be all bad. Just has a bit of an attitude. So, think we can finish lunch before sundown?"

Pinkie Pie giggled "We can try."

With that said, the two friend resumed eating, the worst just around the bend.

-FIM-

Pinkie Pie looked back at Penman as they climb up the mountain after finishing their lunch "You sure about this?"

Penman grinned and nods "Oh yeah! How many times does someone get to see a real dragons cave? Plus I wanna see if there's something in his treasure trove."

Pinkie laughed as they reached the cave "Well, I hate to disappoint you but I don't think there'll be any- huh?" Pinkie gasped as she and Penman enter the cave, chock full of treasure.

"Whoo! Last one in's a rotten egg!" Penman whooped as he dove straight into the piles of gold and jewels.

Pinkie shook her head "This isn't right, Rarity said the dragon came back and took all his treasure with him, how did all this get here?"

"Jackpot!" Penman shouted, running back to Pinkie Pie, a bright red fez perched on his head.

Pinkie Pie laughed at this "Hahaha! What is that on your head? It looks ridiculous!"

Penman pouted and turned his head up "It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." he stated simply as a huge roar shook the cave. Gulping, the author shook with fear as he turned to Pinkie Pie "Please tell me that was you doing some manner of a dragon impression."

Pinkie Pie shook her head, pointing over Penman's head. Looking up he stared into the enormous yellow eyes of a bright green dragon. "Pinkie Pie?" Penman asked quietly, inching towards his friend.

"Yes Penman?" she answered, backing up with him towards the exit.

The dragon took a deep breath and blew a gout of flame at them, causing them to flee and Penman to shout "RUN!"

Dashing out of the cave, the two ponies ran towards the slope they climbed up but the dragon jumped in front of them, blocking their path.

Huddled in fear as the dragon stared down at them, the two embraced in fear.

"Pinkie Pie, I'm so sorry about this. If it wasn't for me wanting to see that stupid cave, none of this would have happened." The author sobbed, scared out of his mind.

Pinkie Pie shook her head "No, it's my fault. I never should have made you come, I just wanted to hang out with you in my own world."

Penman smiled "Pinkie Pie I love hanging out with you because" he blushed and sighed "because your my waifu!"

Pinkie gasped "Really? You mean it?"

Penman smiled "Yeah, for this show at least."

Pinkie Pie hugged him tighter "That means so much to me! I just wish it didn't have to end like this."

Penman looked at Pinkie Pie, and Pinkie Pie looked back at him. The two lean closer and kiss, right as the dragon was hit with a blast of magic.

Penman looked up and blanked "What the?" he turned to see Princess Celestia, Gilda and Big mac flying up the mountain, Gilda carrying Big Mac.

Pinkie Pie giggled "About time they showed up. I honestly thought that dragon would get us for a second."

Penman stared at her "You knew?"

Pinkie Pie smiled "I was certain you're buddy wouldn't let you get eaten by a dragon."

Penman sighed and smirked "You little minx."

Princess Celestia and the others land by them, the dragon snoring peacefully. "There, that sleeping spell should keep him sedated till Fluttershy can come by and get him to move." Princess Celestia said, looking at the dragon then to the two ponies "You two alright?" She asked them, attention drawn to the authors hat "And where'd you get that charming fez?"

Penman grinned "Yes, we're fine. I found the fez in the cave your majesty, figured the dragon wouldn't even notice it's gone."

Princess Celestia narrowed her eyes and nodded "Hmm, yes well, be a little more cautious next time. Dragons are very stingy when it comes to treasure."

Penman chuckled nervously "Heh, right. Sooo, how'd you guys find us?"

Gilda snickered "The big green lizard want too hard to miss."

Big Mac hmphed "After ya'll left town the cows told me a dragon flew by and started the stampede. I tried to call ya back but you were gone. So I got Twilight to send notice to the princess about it. She told me she was on her way, but we still had no idea where you to were or where the dragon was, so getting you two out of the mountains was our first priority."

Gilda sighed "I heard them asking for any info on you two so I decided to show them where you were last. By the time we got here we saw the dragon. *Sigh* I really wish Celestia would've let me fight it, that would've been so awesome."

Penman smirked "Yeah, nothings more awesome then a fricasseed griffin. By the way, what were you even doing in Ponyville? Isn't that place for losers?"

Gilda growled but shook her head and sighed "I was talking to Rainbow Dash. She'd just got back into town and wasn't all that willing to talk at first, but after a few minutes and half a dozen apologies, she decided to listen to me. We talked for a while and are giving our friendship a second chance."

Penman smiled honestly "Glad to hear it. I knew you two could work things out if you tried. Now, lets all get down before Gruff the Cranky dragon wakes up."

Celestia nods "Good idea. Gilda, you take Big Macintosh back, I've got these two."

Gilda salutes and carries Big Mac down the mountain.

Princess Celestia turned back to the other ponies and smirked "Now, before leave I just want to know what your name is. I don't think I've ever seen you in Ponyville before." she asked the author, smirking slightly.

Penman smiled, panicking on the inside "Err, I'm Pen Tail, I'm a small time writer from Manehattan. I just came down to visit my dear friend Pinkie Pie."

Celestia nods "I see. Well, best we get down now." with a glow of her horn, she lifts Pinkie Pie and "Pen Tail" up into the air and flys them down the mountain.

"Tell me Pen Tail, have your heard of a young mare named Lauren Faust? Well, she was a filly last I saw her, but I think should still be in, Manehattan was it?"

Penman's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates "Err, yeah, I heard of her. She's kinda famous where I live."

Celestia laughed "I'm sure! She had quite a gift for story telling. Also kept coming to my palace through a crack in the kitchen cupboard, drove the chefs crazy. Still, we don't get many humans around here now a days." She smiled at the shocked pair "Don't worry, you're secrets safe with me you two." She said as the landed, setting the two on the ground.

Penman nods "Thanks your majesty." he said, still recovering from the news.

Celestia giggles "Please, only my subjects call me majesty. As far as I'm concerned you're an ambassador from the human world."

Out of the sky, a royal guard flew over to Celestia and whispered in her ear. Nodding, Celestia smiled "Sorry kids, I need to go now. Pinkie Pie, tell Twilight to keep up the good work, and Pen, if you ever get the chance, tell Lauren I said hi."

Penman smirked "Will do. See around Celestia."

Pinkie nods and waves "Bye Princess! I'll definitely give Twilight the message."

Celestia nods and flies off with the guard, leaving Penman and Pinkie Pie on the outskirts of town

Pinkie Pie sighed and looked at Penman "What a day. I think it's time to go home, what do you say?"

Pen nods "Yep, I think I've had all the excitement I can stand for one day."

-FIM-

Returning to her room, Pinkie Pie turned to Penman, hair flat and lifeless. "Look I'm sorry about today, this was not what I planned."

Pen nods "Nope, I think things went even better than expected. I got a free Fez! It was a great day!"

Pinkie Pie looked at the author oddly "Great? It was awful! Nothing went as planned. We were nearly trampled, chased by a griffin and almost eaten! You consider that a great time?"

Penman hugged Pinkie Pie "Yes, because I thinks it's just another day in the life of Pinkamina Diane Pie. I appreciate you trying to make this as normal as possible, but I don't think the word normal is in your vocabulary, nor is begonia but that's something else completely. Point is you can't deny who you are, love yourself and those around you will too. Also I got to meet Princess Celestia and learned Lauren Faust was here before me, I'm happy as all get out!"

Pinkie Pie's hair poofed back to life, a broad grin enveloping her face and giggles "That was pretty exciting. Still, we're cool right?"

Penman nods, turning towards the portal "Yeah, we're cool. Till next time Pinkie."

Pinkie Pie smiles for a bit but stops him "Wait a minute!"

Penman turns around "Wha-mph!" his words are cut off by another kiss from Pinkie Pie.

"Sorry, but that kiss was super-amazingly-awesome! I had to get one more in." the pink pony admitted with a sly grin.

Penman coughed, a feint blush on his cheeks "Yes well, I guess kissing a pony isn't the worst thing a guy could do, lord knows the internet's full of worse weirdoes."

Pinkie Pie cocked an eyebrow "Then you don't wanna 'hop around on my bed' then?"

Penman looked at her sternly "Absolutely not." he answered flatly "Kissing one thing, boinking's a league of it's own, hell it's a different sport completely! I like you Pinkie, you're officially my waifu, but I ain't effing crazy."

Pinkie Pie cuddled close to him "Why would anyone think..." the joke then hits her "Oh ha-ha. I'll have you know I'm perfectly sane-ish."

The Author laughs and kisses Pinkie Pie again "Bye bye Pinkie Pie, when I leave try not to cry." he rattled off the same jingle he'd used many times before when leaving the pony verse.

"You know quite well I'm no sad pony, so go on homey you silly Brony!" Pinkie Pie answered with a wave.

Penman waved and reentered the crack "Oof, thing gets tighter each time." he mutters as the potal flashes, sending him home.


And that's the second chapter. That had to be the longest thing I've ever writen outside school work. Still, it's Pinky Pie, so there was plenty to write about. Remember, please review, and voting from last chapter is still open. Oh, I'd feel weird if I didn't mention this but "Waifu" as I understand it is a term used by otaku's to dub a female character as their absolute favorite, which Piknie Pie is.