Authors note: Story time kids! Todays the day the poles were tallied up, and I think it's clear what choice one for what complication shold happen in the magic spell. What is? Read to find out. Oh, I'm also nubering certain things in the story that'll be noted at the end.
Disclaimer: I don't own My Little Pony. I don't even own any of the toys either.
Penman was at his computer, chuckling quitetly to himself "Gotta say, Friendship is Still weird(1) is really funny so far." the author chuckled. Looking at his calendar he blanked "Awe crap! I forgot to update the story yesterday!" he shouts, and begins to furiously type on his computer.
-FIM-
Rainbow Dash sighed and looked at herself in the mirror. Any doubts she was pregnant were now erased. Her swollen middle was a clear indicator she was with foal.
"*Sigh* You better be one hundred twenty percent cool kid." She muttered saddly.
Hearing the door open, she quickly spun around and sighed in relief. In the doorway was Applejack, munching on a sandwhich. Though she wouldn't admit it, it was clear to Rainbow Dash that Applejack was trying to match her wait so she wouldn't feel bad.
"Hey sugar, Watcha' doing in here?" Applejack asked inbetween bites.
Rainbow Dash shrugged "Oh, just thinking about stuff. Um, Whatcha eating?"
Applejack looked at her sandwich "Oh just another peanutbutter and apple jelly sandwich." she said with a shrug, taking another bite.
Rainbow Dash blanched "Another one? That's what, five today?"
"Six, Ah ate the fifth on my way up." Apple jack corected, finishing her food.
Rainbow Dash frowned "Babe, I haven't seen you eat anything else but those sandwiches for weeks now, you're even ignoring those crazy cheese cupcakes you loved. I'm really worried. Look I know it's a lot to ask, but could you maybe, sort of, kinda think about going to the doctors?"
Applejack scowled "Ah will not! Those quacks think they're so bright with their degrees, fancy tools and medicine but all they really wanna do is jab ya with needles!" She shudders "And ya know how Ah hate needles."
Rainbow Dash sighed "I know, you told me a dozen times now. But I really think you should see a doctor. Eating PBJ sandwiches for three weeks straight isn't normal."
Applejack shook her head "No! If Ah told ya once ah told ya a hundred times, no needles! Now ah got some Apple bucking ta do." she muttered, walking out of the room.
Rainbow Dash sighed in defeat, apparently her love and concern for the cowmare was no match for her stubborness.
"What's wrong Rainbow Dash?"
Rainbow Dash looked up to see Apple Bloom was now standing in the doorway. Eversince Applejack and Rainbow Dash started dating, Apple Bloom had been really supportive and somewhat curious about their relationship.
"Are you and mah sister havin a fight? She looked mighty steamed coming down the steps." the filly explained, frowning in worry.
Rainbow Dash smiled saddly "It's my fault, just trying to convince AJ she needs to see a doctor."
Apple bloom sighed "Eeyup, that'd tick her off all right. Sorry Dash, but mah sister's rarely been sick a day in 'er life. She feels she don't need doctors and just keeps on going less she's too sick ta move, and even then she whines like Rarity on a bad day."
Rainbow Dash nodded sadly and looked out the window and saw Applejack chasing after a rabbit who descided to try and steal one of her apples. Dash smiled and looked back at Apple Bloom "Saaay, how would you and the Cutie Mark Crusaders like to help me get Applejack to the doctors? It's almost an assured cutie mark."
Apple Bloom Gasped in delight "Would I ever! What do you need me to do?"
-FIM-
Applejack smirked confidently as she kicked the tree, all apples falling neatly into the surrounding buckets.
"Allright, only a few more trees left." She turned to leave but an odd sound caught her ears. Snapping back around, she gasped as she saw a bucket of apples get tugged off by a lasso. "GIT BACK 'ERE YA DIRTY VARMINTS!" She hollared, running after the bucket.
Meanwhile, the Crusaders made there daring escape on their scooter and wagon, Apple Bloom holding onto the lasso tight as Sweetie Bell reeled in the apples, pulling them into the wagon.
"This'll be a snap. All we gotta do is lead Applejack to Nurse Pony's tent and have her looked at. Easy Cutie mark for medicine." Scootaloo comented as she propelled the scooter.
A looking behind them, Sweetie Bell gasped and looked at Scootaloo "Scootaloo!"
"What?*Gasp* Uh oh" Scootaloo muttered as she looked behind her and saw Applejack closing in on them.
"Go faster!" The other two mares cry as Scootaloo complied, leading Apple jack along on a high speed chase through Ponyville.
Applejack chased after the foals with all the tenacity of a steam engine, skillfully weaving through crowds and any obsticles Scootaloo tried to put between them.
Scootaloo looked behind her at the other Cutie Mark Crusaders "Don't worry guys, we're almost at the doctors!"
The girls ride hastily into the med tent as Applejack came to a screaching hault. Looking fearfully up at the tent, Applejack looked at the fillies "Ya know whut? Ya'll can keep the apples. Plenty more where that came from. I'll just go." She said, backing up.
Apple Bloom, Sweetie Bell and Scootaloo look sadly at each other and sigh. As Applejack started to walk home a loud cry of "Wait!" made her turn to see the Crusaders returning the apples.
"Sorry sis, but I just wanted you to see the doctor. This was all my fault." Apple Bloom lied, looking down.
Scootaloo stepped in front of Apple Bloom "No, stealing the apples was my idea!"
Sweetie Bell stood up "No me!"
"No the whole thing was my idea!"
The group looked over at Pinkie Piewho had just jumped from the bushes.
"Pinkie Pie, do ya'll even know what we're talking about?" Applejack asked, head tilted.
Pinky Pie shrugged "Who left Gummy in your bath tub?"
Apple Bloom gasped "That was ya'll?"
Everyone was silent for a second before laughing.
"Hehe Alright that was a pretty good prank Pinkie." Scootaloo said.
Apple Bloom nods "Yeah, Ah never ran so fast in ma life!"
Applejack stopped laughing long eough to regain her composure "Despite Pinkie Pies intervention I still don't get why you tried to steal my apples ta get me to go to the doctors?"
"Because I knew you'd chase your apples to the end of the earth to get them back babe."
Applejack looked up and saw Rainbow Dash flying down to her.
"Ah thought this was your idea. *Sigh* Are you really that worried about me?" Applejack asked, looking her fillyfriend in the eye.
"Of course I am! I love you AJ and I want you to be there when this foals born alright?"
Applejack sighed "Fine."
Rainbow Dash groaned "I knew it. Okay gang plan b-wait what?"
Applejack held up her hooves "I'll go in and see Nurse Pony. I hate the doctors, I know I'm fin, but I can see that you won't stop trying to git me ta go. It's an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. So I'll be the bigger pony and just go."
Rainbow Dash kissed Applejack deeply, causing Pinkie Pie to cover the Cutie Mark crusaders eyes at the same time (I dare you to figure out how she did it.) "Thanks Applejack." Rainbow dash said, breaking the kiss.
-FIM-
Applejack sat back on the table as Nurse Pony looked over her medical charts "So whats the prognosis doc? I'm fit as a fiddle right?"
Nurse Pony smiled "Yep, you and your foal are doing just fine."
Applejack looked confused "Thats nice'n all but we're not here to talk about Rainbow Dash."
Nurse Pony nods "Right. You and the foal you're carrying are healthy, the sandwhiches are probably just a craving, they're common around this stage of pregnancy."
Applejack was shocked silent. Twilight mentioned side effects but holy cow! Another filly? Applejack smiled inwardly. Well, she always did want a big family.
"Now I just want to give you a quick booster shot so the foal can get some of your antibodies." The nuse said pulling out a realatively small needle.
Shouts for nurses and explatives followed as Applejack made a break for the exit before being drug back.
"Ye'll git off me! I came in fer a check up darn it! A CHECK UP! HELP!"
-FIM-
Twilight was in her house, reading a book before she went over Pinkie Pie's to meet the others to play their weekly Dungeons and Dragons game.(2)
Suddenly, the door was kicked open. Applejack stormed in looking at her angrily "Twilight Sparkle! Do ya'll have any idea what Ya'll just put me through?"
Twilight jumped and shook her head "No! What the hay did I do?"
"Thanks to yer little magic show, I'm pregnant now!" Applejack seethed
Twilight gasped "Oh Applejack I'm so"
Applejack kept going "And if it wasn't fer that ah'd kick yer tush for making me get a shot in mine!" she said, looking angrily at a bandage above her cutie mark.
Twilight stared at Applejack for a moment before bursting out laughing. "So wait, your not mad I got you pregnant but that you got a shot?" she asked as she continued to laugh.
Applejack grinned "Had ya goin there fer a minute. I just came by ta tell ya the good news and walk with ya over to Pinkie Pies. Oh, I also got a quick question fer ya."
Twilight nods "Sure, whats the question?"
Applejack smiled "Well, first ah just wanna let ya know I told Rainbow Dash and Big Mac before I told you. Me and Rainbow Dash talked it over and we asked Big Mac to be the godstallion, he agreed whole heartedly. Now I wanted to ask if you wanted to be their Godmare?"
Twilight smiled "Of course I will. I helped bring them into the world after all." she giggled.
Applejack hugged Twilight "Thanks, this means a lot ta me and Rainbow Dash. Now come on! We can't have an adventure without Grimstar the Black!"
Twilight wiped a tear from her eye and nodded. With that, the two ponies leave, ready for a night of relaxation after a day of nonstop drama.
And theres the latest chapter. How will Applejack deal with being pregnant? Why is Pinkie Pie so random? Will the Cutie Mark Crusaders ever get their cutey marks? I'll tell you later. But for now, review! Oh and here are the notes I mentioned.
1: Friendship is weird and Friendship is still weird are stories by Whitestkidyouknow. All credit for the stories go to him.
2: This is a refrence to Ponies Play D&D by Lucres. It's a pretty good story, I highly recommend reading it.
