Authors Note: Ugh y u giv me so menny bad revewz? I trid relly hard wiv dat last chaptah! Dus nobbuddy liek the hitcher anymore? I thot he wuz a good charactr! Oh and I suggest u check out mai friend FlyingTanuki (Hazzy), ir wuz her who gut me int2 writing, nd she helped wiv da plot!

Teh Hitchre was won fukkin ugly bastarrd. Vince didn't seem sacred bi him at al. Howurd the cunt hid behind Vince liek a littul girl! The Hitcher stared funnii at me.
"And wat is ur name, sinc u asked mein!" he exclamd.
"Mien is Rockzaenn!" I crid, as icy blu tearz stremmed dun my pallid cheeks. I wuz afraid of dis man too.
He smirked. "Ohhhhhhhh, u r scared of meeeeeeeee, icky gurl pants," he cakeld.
Howurd was blushing. I think he fancies me, but he nos I relly liek Vince. I also think he knows I liek to were Vince's littul French knickers.

The Hicher was a bt smelly to. Liek teh beach. Eggy and stinky. And salty. So that kinda maeks him smell leik a sewer an all. It made me feel very very sick. I threw up on Vince's luvvely silver Chelsee bootz. He stared at me liek a little boy ogling an ice cream van.
"Roxxii WTF wuz dat four?"
"Dat man smeellz veeeeeery stinky and it rly churned mah stomack. U smell yummeh liek cologne but he's a stinky-winky!"
"Who cares. We need to get rid of dis dunce. B4 Howurd...oh too l8."
We turned to stare at Howurd. His scabby trooserz were rund his ankles nd he had his massive mans bits hanging out between his legs. Hiz cock wuz drippin wiv piss. The basturd, hes pissed himself liek a little child! That, I thut, wuz vile, so I threw up again, but this time onto Howurd'z shoos. HOwurd burst in2 tearz, but by that tiem I hud stupped cryin becuz I had thrown up twice and was no longer sacred.

"WTF, id der a raisin im still standin here?" asked teh hitcher. "U usually kick me out pretty early."
"Define, early," questioned Howurd.
"After I walk in und yelle 'EVENIN' SQUIRE!" u usually kick me oot! But not tonite! I'm still standin here! And ur new recruit has vomited twice, on you 2 munterz. Serves u rite, u tosserz!"
Howurd wuz still sobbin a littul but Vince wuz oblivious. He picked up a pencil off teh shoop cunter nd jabbed the hitcher in teh arse wiv it! No idea y he did it. I tink he mebbe wanted 2 mek Howurd proud. Cos they usually bitched at each odder soooooooooooo much!
Te Hitcher yelled angrily at Vince. "Y u stick a pencil up me bum?", he asked furriuskly.
"Cuz u med Howurd piss himself. Only I'M allowed to do dat!" (Vince haz a piss thingy – he lieks Howurds wee on his stomach. Mekks him happeh, wen Howurd pees on him. OK, dey r defo a ghey cupple!)
"Hohoho!" laffed de HItchre.
"Oh end u med Roxxii cry! AND Howurd! Dey r my friends. But Howurd is my boyfriend. I kno u fancy me Roxxii, but I luv Hourd!"
Vince walked up 2 Howerd nd they kissed passionately. I began to cry a little but it didn't matter rly becuz they wer happeh.
Teh Hitcher just stood there. He took out hiz green dick nd wanked to the sight he wuz witnessing.