Authors note: Ugh u all hate my goddamm fanfiction. Y u so nasteh. I spend daiz tryn 2 think of sootabul plot lions and whatknott. BTW I am being srs. I amnt a troll or whatever u called me.
As the green basterd was manhandling his manmeat, I stared at Howurdd nd Vincey, who were now on teh floor, basikly gettin it on. Howrd had his bits up Vicnes bum. I wasnt sur how 2 react, rully, but I wanted to kick the green tit, out of the shoppe in2 thu street.
I wokked up to teh green man.
"GTFO of teh shup," I growled.
The green guy look at me.
"Haven't had a wank like that in agesssssssssssssssss," he moaned.
"R u gettin off on watchin a luvvely yung ghey cupple have bumsecks?" I creyd.
"Y yess," he purred seductively. I scremmed.
Howurd who was basically giving Vince a massive bumming, turned to look at me.
"Roxxii you girly ponce, get that green basterd out of our shoppe."
I looked at teh bummin cupple and gave a sexy nod.
"Yes sirs," I goggled, grabbin teh gren twit buy his hand and draggn him into the street.
When we wer out, teh green spakker looked at me. Then, he grabbed me by my bewbs nd bit down in my nek. I cried oot, "HELP HE'S A MUTHAFUKKIN VAMPIRE!" but all I herd in responz was Howrd nd Vince moaning nd pounding each other furiously into th grund.
"Fukkin hellllllllllllll!11!" I grunted, marching bak into de shup and slapping Howard who was now wanking Vince.
He looked at meh and stuck out his tunge.
"Roxxii, y u screem?" he asked.
"Dat green weird just bit me and I think he mebbe a rapist!" I squeaked, slapping Howurd again, then I burst into fludds of teerz.
Howurd pulled his dick out of Vince nd stood up. Then he kissed me on teh cheek.
Vinc e stared at us angrily, hopping up and slappin me harrrrrrrd cross teh fce.
"Bisch," he creyed, before running upstairs, nekked.
Few minuts l8r we herd Naboo nd Bolo shooting duwn to us.
"Howurd, Roxxi, y is Vince nekked?" shutted Naboo. "I'm trying to get sum sleep then I get this nekked loser fucking running into my bedroom!"
Howurd rolled his eyes nd I kissed him on teh lips. "Shush now bb boy, let's hav sex on the couch."
He picked me up, threw me on the couch then stuck his massive mans thingy in my vajayjay and we did it there and then. No, it wus not my first tiem. I'd fucked a mate of Vince's when we wer both drunk. His mate was well goffick. So's Vince. Vince is a fekkin goff prince.
It was very sexy sex it wus. And it would hav been well sexxxxxxxxxxier uf Vinc had nott come down just as Howurd screamed out "ROXXII MY FUKKIN GOD", orgasm nd pulled out nd jazzed hard on my legs.
When Vince saw it he ran out onto the street. He wus still nekked.
